Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

From being uninformed about movies and politics, to being uninformed about stand-up comedy:

Today in "Death to Conservatives":

Someone was never told "You get what you get and you don't get upset."

I'm sorry, "The myth of the nuclear family"? "tax-exemptions of implicitly-sexist/misogynist religious institutions"?

"This person who made fun of me is a literal Nazi!"

I mean, Obama did increase militarization of the police so...

Holy shit, is he admitting that his side actually needs help? Granted, he still fucks it up at the end, but still.

I'm still never gonna get over him being glad over people losing their jobs.

"Go-Go Gadget ripoff!"

I always thought having fries with Bob would go like this:

 

[Maggots on a Train]

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"How do you do, fellow sex havers?"

He is right about himself, though.

And bare in mind: he's making money doing absolutely nothing. He doesn't do any actual work to earn the money he does, it's just given to him by other SJW's who like to fund those who have similar ideas to their own.

Bob is essentially a welfare recipient but one in which the people funding him are doing so voluntarily.

It's pretty ridiculous that he pretends basement studio vlogs take actual labor. If he actually did anything on video that required skill, maybe he could say that. Anybody with the money and space can set up a basement studio to record vlogs, then edit them. It's just busywork at worst. He doesn't even produce that much content. Some people probably have more insightful phone conversations about movies, and never think to broadcast that.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's pretty ridiculous that he pretends basement studio vlogs take actual labor. If he actually did anything on video that required skill, maybe he could say that. Anybody with the money and space can set up a basement studio to record vlogs, then edit them. It's just busywork at worst. He doesn't even produce that much content. Some people probably have more insightful phone conversations about movies, and never think to broadcast that.

When you weigh a metric tonne, most things count as back-breaking work.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's pretty ridiculous that he pretends basement studio vlogs take actual labor. If he actually did anything on video that required skill, maybe he could say that. Anybody with the money and space can set up a basement studio to record vlogs, then edit them. It's just busywork at worst. He doesn't even produce that much content. Some people probably have more insightful phone conversations about movies, and never think to broadcast that.

You know what is sad, I honestly believe that Logan Fucking Paul puts in better effort and more skills into his Vlogs than Bob could ever hope to possibly muster.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I honestly would not be surprised if Putin was playing both sides and dumbasses like Bob are unable to realize it. Vlad, for all his authoritarian leanings, is very astute and ex-KGB. He probably knows how to destabilize nations, sees the divisions in American politics, and will exploit them. He knows that the American left are smug, complacent, and weak as Obama's response to the Russian annexation of the Crimea was derisive (and ultimately toothless) sneering. Bob's worldview is one dominated by instant gratification, which is why he thinks a post-scarcity society is attainable within his lifetime with nothing but his sophistry. Meanwhile, Vlad is a chess master who is planning five steps ahead while Bob and his ilk pat themselves on back for making just one.

Did Putin's government interfere in the 2016 elections? Oh, I believe they did, but Putin is not some Saturday morning cartoon villain. He likely did it in a very subtle way so that an increasingly paranoid left (along with their media allies) panic over very small decision Trump makes while the other half of the nation roll their eyes. The reason why Putin is winning is because people like Bob along with the Democrats and the EU he worships so much vastly overestimate their intelligence and capabilities.

 

[Rei is shit]

"Russia (a marginal regional power.. NOT a real "world power")"

They may not have the force projection of the US but they are have the largest nuclear arsenal and the largest armored force in the world. What nations does he consider to be a non-marginal regional power

 

[Kyria the Great]

"Russia (a marginal regional power.. NOT a real "world power")"

They may not have the force projection of the US but they are have the largest nuclear arsenal and the largest armored force in the world. What nations does he consider to be a non-marginal regional power

China of course, the nation he typically sucks the most cock over

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm still never gonna get over him being glad over people losing their jobs.

I'll be glad if he loses his job, all to see his salt output. Karma is a bitch Bob, and you're practically begging for it to kick your teeth in.

China of course, the nation he typically sucks the most cock over

He sucks their cock while being incredibly ignorant about them. Then again, this is Bob we are talking about, so the beetus rotted his brain.

 

[Rathkor]

Lol at Bob "suffocating" the White Right. The only way Bob is going to suffocate anything is by tripping and falling onto it. And lol at Bob rattling off a number of working class jobs and claiming he has "friends" who do them. The only people Bob knows intimately in that twitter list of his are plumbers and line cooks, and that's only because he spends most of his time eating and having flood water pumped out of his "basement apartment."

You missed an opportunity to make a Mario joke in a Moviebob thread.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I don't know why Bob still believes that a Multi-racial "superior Future" is going to happen when for the most part Blacks and Hispanics lag behind their White and Asian counterparts due to their cultures of apathy to education and enlightenment.

Even Archie Bunker understood U.S. race relations better than Bob 40 years ago.

 

[Flexo]

It's pretty ridiculous that he pretends basement studio vlogs take actual labor. If he actually did anything on video that required skill, maybe he could say that. Anybody with the money and space can set up a basement studio to record vlogs, then edit them. It's just busywork at worst. He doesn't even produce that much content. Some people probably have more insightful phone conversations about movies, and never think to broadcast that.

Yeah, compare this to GBF
https://www.patreon.com/goodbadflicks/posts

That "lost" episode post? He was ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING the director involved in making a movie (a bmovie sure...). Who has Bob ever talked to?

Hell say what you will but Nostalgia Critic got actual Hollywood stars to appear in his vids.

 

[Rathkor]

From being uninformed about movies and politics, to being uninformed about stand-up comedy:

Wow, Bob.... Just.... Wow....

His defense of Nanete is... That if she delivered her "jokes" differently, people might have liked the set more.....

To quote Bob... "Does anyone want to tell him?"

Yes Robert, the delivery of the joke is have the work of crafting a good joke. It's why even big named comics still like doing small local shows to workshop their new jokes, so they can tweak and maximise the effectiveness of their delivery before taking them to the big stage.

It's not sexism, it's her having a bad delivery, which again, the delivery is half the work of a good joke!!!!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah, compare this to GBF
https://www.patreon.com/goodbadflicks/posts

That "lost" episode post? He was ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING the director involved in making a movie (a bmovie sure...). Who has Bob ever talked to?

Hell say what you will but Nostalgia Critic got actual Hollywood stars to appear in his vids.

"Patton Oswalt and The Rock liked my tweets one time!"

But seriously, Cecil's like the anti-Moviebob. Easy on the ears, knows what he's talking about, dosen't show his face, stays out of politics and isn't fat.*

*I don't know whether or not Cecil is fat.

 

[Flexo]

"Patton Oswalt and The Rock liked my tweets one time!"

But seriously, Cecil's like the anti-Moviebob. Easy on the ears, knows what he's talking about, dosen't show his face, stays out of politics and isn't fat.*

*I don't know whether or not Cecil is fat.

He's also married and has a kid so natural selection has already favored him.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I was originally a bit reluctant to record and upload this because it's a bit , but after tonight's Twitter antics I thought fuck it - fatty's getting both barrels. Enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fuser-944201388%252Flife-threatening-disease%252Fs-vOFy2%3Bsecret_token%3Ds-vOFy2%3Btrack_id%3D473086329

Spoiler: Lyrics

Life-Threatening Disease​

Bob’s got a life-threatening disease
Called type 2 diabetes
He got it due to his unhealthy life
Cos he’s so massive and obese
So fat he probably speaks Huttese
One day they’ll cut his foot off with a knife

When you see this fat man
Spewing vile hate
At right-leaning farmhands
Make sure his fate
Is mocking laughter and censure
We need to cap this to ensure
When an employer Googles his name
They see that he’s totally insane
And maybe don’t hire him

Bob as an employee would be so very grim
So very grim

Bob’s got a life-threatening disease
From eating deep fried mac and cheese
And his superior future’s outta sight
His rhetoric may leave you displeased
But laughing at him’s still a wheeze
A truly nasty social parasite

Now when you see this lard ass
Saying no bad tactics
Make sure that you amass
A lot of pics
Just hit print screen and then upload a file
Show the world at large
That this man is vile
Then everyone in one square mile
Will be aware of his hateful bile

The life-threatening disease will surely follow through
Will follow through

 

[Lensherr]

I was originally a bit reluctant to record and upload this because it's a bit , but after tonight's Twitter antics I thought fuck it - fatty's getting both barrels. Enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fuser-944201388%252Flife-threatening-disease%252Fs-vOFy2%3Bsecret_token%3Ds-vOFy2%3Btrack_id%3D473086329

Spoiler: Lyrics

Life-Threatening Disease​

Bob’s got a life-threatening disease
Called type 2 diabetes
He got it due to his unhealthy life
Cos he’s so massive and obese
So fat he probably speaks Huttese
One day they’ll cut his foot off with a knife

When you see this fat man
Spewing vile hate
At right-leaning farmhands
Make sure his fate
Is mocking laughter and censure
We need to cap this to ensure
When an employer Googles his name
They see that he’s totally insane
And maybe don’t hire him

Bob as an employee would be so very grim
So very grim

Bob’s got a life-threatening disease
From eating deep fried mac and cheese
And his superior future’s outta sight
His rhetoric may leave you displeased
But laughing at him’s still a wheeze
A truly nasty social parasite

Now when you see this lard ass
Saying no bad tactics
Make sure that you amass
A lot of pics
Just hit print screen and then upload a file
Show the world at large
That this man is vile
Then everyone in one square mile
Will be aware of his hateful bile

The life-threatening disease will surely follow through
Will follow through

When are you gonna release the album?

 

[TheImportantFart]

When are you gonna release the album?

When I've accumulated enough songs to make one.

Considering there's a gap of a couple of months between releases at the moment, we're looking at the end of the year.

 

[cypocryphy]

Today in "Death to Conservatives":
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Bob is basically advocating nuclear war then wow wow wow

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Bob is basically advocating nuclear war then wow wow wow

As someone who actually grew up in the mid-80s and whose childhood was filled with movies like "The Day After" and "Wargames" and lots of pop culture references to the Bomb going off - as someone who had to live knowing their childhood, life, and the lives of everyone they knew and loved could be blasted to death in an instant over some minor misunderstanding or military computer glitch, I say "Fuck you, Bob!" Maybe if you'd lived with the spectre of Nuclear Fire hovering over your head, you'd think twice before shooting your fat, sunken-cheeked gob off. Especially considering that you live in a major city which would be one of the first to be attacked. None of the mental discomfort you're currently experiencing over the Trumpening could possibly warrant your suicidal desire to see Conservatives (and the rest of the world) wiped out at all costs. If you have to be stupid, please consider joining Antifa. I'm sure they could put you to good use as a bullet shield or a dumpster toppler-over or something....

 

[elder god]

Someone was never told "You get what you get and you don't get upset."

Ah yes, the old tactic of demanding redos over and over until you win, then once you finally do win, saying "no takebacksies." there's a reason that only works on the schoolyard with kindergarteners.

Just like trying to prove his nerd cred by citing Wikipedia, MovieBob trying to prove his working class cred comes off as pathetic and try-hard. His figure alone proves that he doesn't have it that bad, and I guarantee you he makes more in a year than the average retail or food service worker working full time.

EDIT: I just realized that we haven't had a new poll ever since the last once closed a month ago. You guys got any ideas?

I always find it funny in a sad way how a lot of youtubers make out working on youtube to be some sort of backbreaking job. Like they think we should be amazed because they can use a video editing tool and own a mic.

Poll idea: What way will Bob make an ass out of himself at SDCC?