Containment Random Chris Updates

I'm just breaking your balls, man. It comes with the Christorical territory. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want a peek at Chris's correspondence, especially after he made it painfully obvious that he was being manipulated.
@Null himself has said that more will come out, but a lot of it won't.

At this point I'm leaving it on him - I've read the logs basically in their entirety and whenever he has a question for me I do my best to answer and point him to a timestamp or two.

But yeah, if you want to see more of the chat I'd ask @Null directly, but with this hopefully becoming an active investigation, etc. I don't know how much he is willing to put out there.
 
When the trolling began, people would wonder what would finally make Chris crack. They thought they could do it by stealing his medallion. They thought they could do it by having a brown shirted imposter steal his identity. They thought they could do it by shattering the illusion of his high school memories. This whole ordeal has revealed that all you need is rudimentary photoshop skills.
 
@Null himself has said that more will come out, but a lot of it won't.

At this point I'm leaving it on him - I've read the logs basically in their entirety and whenever he has a question for me I do my best to answer and point him to a timestamp or two.

But yeah, if you want to see more of the chat I'd ask @Null directly, but with this hopefully becoming an active investigation, etc. I don't know how much he is willing to put out there.
I'm fine with you guys playing this close to your chest, as much as I'd like to see everything, the reality is this place isn't a closed circle.
And it's not just morbid curiosity, I genuinely can't fathom this one. I knew Chris had a metric ton of issues, but I always thought that he had same latent lizard brain self preservation instinct that would stop him from taking it too far. Some part that was "look I know this isn't real, I'm just bored and this is fun to think about.".
Sadly that doesn't seem to be the case.
 
Finally, the power of Chris' female soul can is unleashed in all its amnyfest glory.
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What is Chris gonna do next? Hopefully, release a sex tape proving Magi-Chan existence.

He actually used "comeuppance" correctly for the definition of the word for once, but he misspelled it. You were so close to getting better, Chris. (:_(
 
@The Captain , what if you tell Chris that there were actually no magic ring shenanigans after all? (showing him the unaltered picture you photoshoped and stuff like that) Would it be beneficial to him?

You did what you had to do to get his attention and it worked, but feeding his delusions is the last thing he needs now, I'd say.
 
@The Captain , what if you tell Chris that there were actually no magic ring shenanigans after all? (showing him the unaltered picture you photoshoped and stuff like that) Would it be beneficial to him?

You did what you had to do to get his attention and it worked, but feeding his delusions is the last thing he needs now, I'd say.
I think Chris is at a point where even if you don't give him a cartoon-based background, he will come-up with one himself.

An example of this is him telling Null that Stan Smith told him that Null is trustworthy.
 
I think Chris is at a point where even if you don't give him a cartoon-based background, he will come-up with one himself.

An example of this is him telling Null that Stan Smith told him that Null is trustworthy.

Stan Smith the Adidas guy? Are Chris's shoes speaking to him now?
 
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Alright, this clinches it.

So, Idea Guy or not, Chris is gonna be eternally married up to both Magi-Chan and Cryzel. This whole thing's really been building up for years you know. I doubt we can or are able to say that Idea Guy was responsible for introducing Chris to binaural beats, Astral projection, lucid dreaming et all.

I mean, shit. Wise and Boyd really are fucked. I doubt they didn't know what they were doing.

I mean. Shit. Chris got Astrally married to Cryzel and Magi-Chan. CWCverse gets to exist in Chris's Astral Projection vision and Lucid Dreaming. This is so simple. Ugh. Its no wonder Chris feels and believes the Love Quest is truly over.

Astral Sex and Lucid dream Sex are in many ways a lot better than real world sex.

I mean, shit. If Chris really thought Lovely Weather would turn out to be this fucking weird looking, hairy chested Rosechu that might actually be his most original creation ever (in spite of Idea Guy), fine.
 
A user responding to one of CWC's tweets has shared this screencap:
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https://twitter.com/herpyderpydeer/status/1019099226494685184
http://archive.fo/dGSka

Here is an archive of the original Tumblr post:
http://afraiddave.tumblr.com/post/163085504757/deepest-darkest-secret-time-when-i-was-9-i-was
http://archive.fo/BF5z7

If this is true then Pikasonic may very well predate Sonichu. There are 0 mentions of Pikasonic on KF so I thought it worthy to post even if its complete bullshit.

Oh, what Chris would say...

If he bothered to read and reply
 
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