Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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uncleShitHeel said:
I regret following this guy on twitter. He's insane.
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When he made his twitter public again after the new 30-day on facebook, I considered following before he makes it private again, but it's too much insanity to not just get on once in the morning to see who he's turned rabid on and blocked with my coffee and eggs. Remember not to stare into the abyss too long, friend.
 
uncleShitHeel said:
I regret following this guy on twitter. He's insane.
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This is why I prefer to follow incels through here. Every time you see them post on social media, your ability not to a-log diminishes. Most of the time you just want to tell them they are full of shit, but due to their inability to take or acknowledge criticism, your sanity ends up diminishing.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
New pickup line for the bar:

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It doesn't work like that. I mean he's too lazy to even cite a cherry picked study because it's so far incorrect to say sperm is best at that late age.

Also, Lucas at the tard house 4ht of July picture warmed my heart knowing, no matter what we all had a much better 4th.

I still don't get why Lucas who cries he doesn't get sex, won't take what he can get esp since said 30 year old is still so hot? I mean we all have our likes and dislikes but if you are single in a dry spell and sure you may love blondes but Eva Green wants the D you'll jump on it. Unless it's really just made up like Lucas loves to do.

Also, apples go rotten on the tree even, this is science because I used to have an apple tree that I loved very much and had to pull the apples before they went south. Irony aside, much like how women are freezing eggs more and more, I hated seeing the apples go to waste so I'd rip em off and laboriously freeze them, the juice you can't freeze and I'd have some nice cider or juice on hand.

I miss that tree, it provided more to the world than Lucas.
 
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He hasn't even started class and giving up. I'm sure he will get those 3 phds.

Also Lucas can't teach kids he has a DV charge. Banned all the way back in 74.

Granted we all know why Lucas wants to teach, being a pedophile he's trying any angle to be around kids.

Edit: isn't that from FB he just got another 30 day ban how is he back ?
 
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Eddward said:
Why does he look like he's holding in a terrible bout of diahorrea?
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Knowing Lucas' diet, there's a good chance he is.
Am_Shaegar said:
Imagine Lucas being a teacher. God forbid.
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Oh, this is one of those rare moments where I wish I could give :horrifying: ratings. I don't want to give a negative rating, so please, have an :informative: rating.
 
Man vs persistent rat said:
Lucas finally admits to himself his inability to handle the rudimentary demands of higher education. Those who can't do, teach.
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We all know he won't manage a two year degree let alone finish one class. I don't think it's fear his brother teaches and I'm sure he has no clue how else to be around children, and is unaware he's barred from it already since he got violent towards his ex.

It helps me sleep at night knowing pedophiles are just that dumb they can't be a real threat (aside to the scale god Lucas is fat)
 
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