🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I can't believe he takes the side he does on this tbh. The only hard stance he had the entire stream is that extorting Chris is ok. lmfao.
Listening to it right now, not all the way through, but it seems like Ralph was just kinda too stupid to understand the Chris situation fully.

Alright, got to the part you’re referring to. Being a real fag about it.
 
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Listening to it right now, not all the way through, but it seems like Ralph was just kinda too stupid to understand the Chris situation fully.

Alright, got to the part you’re referring to. Being a real fag about it.
I try to break back into the topic but he is totally disinterested in it and just says he doesn't have empathy for Chris.
 
I try to break back into the topic but he is totally disinterested in it and just says he doesn't have empathy for Chris.
Yeah, I kinda get what he was getting at I guess? There’s a way he could have put it that he didn’t sound like a total dick, and in this particular instance Chris is deserving of at least some empathy.
 
I listened to part of the stream last night: the tail end of the discussion before taking calls. I thought the discussion was going well and abruptly switching to calls ruined it. Still, I liked what @Null had to say while I was listening. :semperfi:

Based on what little I heard, I also think Null did the right thing helping Chris through this extortion situation. I don't think it's white knighting to help someone deal with being the victim of what appears to be a criminal act. It's one thing to troll or w e e n, but committing a criminal act crosses the line.
 
I listened to part of the stream last night: the tail end of the discussion before taking calls. I thought the discussion was going well and abruptly switching to calls ruined it. Still, I liked what @Null had to say while I was listening. :semperfi:

Based on what little I heard, I also think Null did the right thing helping Chris through this extortion situation. I don't think it's white knighting to help someone deal with being the victim of what appears to be a criminal act. It's one thing to troll or w e e n, but committing a criminal act crosses the line.

In regards to the callers, that pissed me off to no avail. I'm not sure if Ethan is like that every stream, but it seemed he had an utter disdain for any callers until they provided him content. Suddenly once someone says or does something interesting he perks up, but largely he came across that his callers needed to carry the show and not him. Which is likely why everyone said his corrine stream was shit, because he can't be interesting unless someone gives him something interesting.

And with the Chris situation, i can see what Null is doing and why he is doing it. And its not like it's rare, everyone does it.

I'm going to take reality TV shows as an example, because they seem to be massively popular at the moment. There are 3 distinct states which i'm going to call the lulz, the straight face and the anti-lulz.

The Lulz
This usually happens when a brilliant new reality TV show comes out. You wonder how these people function on a day-to-day basis, and it gains a lot of popularity. You laugh that people are so fucking stupid and you love to see a car crash unfold, and the unique selling point is on the individuals on the show.

The Straight Face
So you laughed at everyone on your favourite reality show, but soon you realise those stupid people are doing it because of a script, and the producers are in on it. Suddenly these said dumbasses aren't entertaining anymore, because their unique selling point no longer exists.

The Anti-lulz
After growing bored of your favourite reality show, you hear news that they only acted that way because they were forced to do so. Suddenly your favourite show is of interest again, but the unique selling point has shifted from the individual to the person behind their actions.

This happens all the time with mainstream TMZ-esque shows and i don't know why people are so shocked it happens. Then again its probably why Ethan still has an active thread here, his unique selling point is being an actively edgy cringefest of a person.

My favourite part was him trying to be the big manlet who went to prison and his wife is uber badass with her tools, only to gush out because Nora went on stream to tell him she was going to work rather than walk into the same room as him. Apart from that wicked Jamaican/African dude from Australia, thats the only time i heard him perk up and give a shit about what he was suppoed to be doing.
 
In regards to the callers, that pissed me off to no avail. I'm not sure if Ethan is like that every stream, but it seemed he had an utter disdain for any callers until they provided him content. Suddenly once someone says or does something interesting he perks up, but largely he came across that his callers needed to carry the show and not him. Which is likely why everyone said his corrine stream was shit, because he can't be interesting unless someone gives him something interesting.

Well to be fair it is a "show", so expecting the people who call in to at least have something to say isn't really that demanding. As a longtime listener of talk radio I can say there is nothing worse than a bad caller. They are like a turd dropped into a punch bowl, if you don't scoop them out fast enough they really stink up a show and piss off the listeners.

There's a good example this in a recent Killstream where some guy with a heavy accent came in to talk about the history of Spanish/Jewish relations. For some reason Ralph didn't cut him off or move to the next caller, so the guy just rambled incoherently for what seemed like an eternity, just boring the shit out of everybody watching.

Callers who are muted/afk are also a drag on the show, wasting time that an actual caller could be using.
(though most of the time it's due to a technical issue so I don't hold it against them)

Everything else you wrote seems pretty spot on though.
 
So, how long do you think the Killstream will go on until Ralph inevitably turns on his co-hosts, his fans, etc., and it becomes another trashfire like the rest of IBS?
 
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So, how long do you think the Killstream will go on until Ralph inevitably turns on his co-hosts, his fans, etc., and it becomes another trashfire like the rest of IBS?
I generally like the streams I bother to listen to, but if there's going to be big internal drama it's probably going to come from his decent but not terribly interesting co-host Zidan. For a few months he's been hosting the post stream with its own stable of not terribly interesting co-hosts, and while it hasn't been growing fast it is growing. I think Zidan and Ralph are true internet friends, which means if either of them starts to full burden by the other it could go bad quick.

That being said, the Killstream isn't solely devoted to gay internet drama like Kumite or IBS-era Warski. While them going on and on about Trump and "the left" isn't that interesting, it does provide an outlet that isn't 24-hour opsing.
 
I generally like the streams I bother to listen to, but if there's going to be big internal drama it's probably going to come from his decent but not terribly interesting co-host Zidan. For a few months he's been hosting the post stream with its own stable of not terribly interesting co-hosts, and while it hasn't been growing fast it is growing. I think Zidan and Ralph are true internet friends, which means if either of them starts to full burden by the other it could go bad quick.

That being said, the Killstream isn't solely devoted to gay internet drama like Kumite or IBS-era Warski. While them going on and on about Trump and "the left" isn't that interesting, it does provide an outlet that isn't 24-hour opsing.

Zidane's co-host for his post streams are the most boring and uninteresting people I've ever heard in my life. They're the type of people who think talking each other and laughing a lot are hallmarks of a good host. I'd rather listen to Zidane for 3 hours than his co-hosts for 3 minutes.

I can see Zidane leaving, but if it does, I think it'll happen professionally.

I actually think it's more likely that Ralph just up and quits one day. No real drama, he just gets tired of it and quits. The real drama will start when he tries to come back...
 
Banned from SoundCloud? Isn't there where 90% of the content is some rapper or other talking about bitchez and hos sucking said upstanding citizen/rapper's dick?

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1019641076779552770
http://archive.is/cZA7o << Somebody archived this 9 hours before I just did. Too lazy to update.

I'd forgotten Ralph even existed, but somebody I follow retweeted him.
 
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Well to be fair it is a "show", so expecting the people who call in to at least have something to say isn't really that demanding. As a longtime listener of talk radio I can say there is nothing worse than a bad caller. They are like a turd dropped into a punch bowl, if you don't scoop them out fast enough they really stink up a show and piss off the listeners.

There's a good example this in a recent Killstream where some guy with a heavy accent came in to talk about the history of Spanish/Jewish relations. For some reason Ralph didn't cut him off or move to the next caller, so the guy just rambled incoherently for what seemed like an eternity, just boring the shit out of everybody watching.

Callers who are muted/afk are also a drag on the show, wasting time that an actual caller could be using.
(though most of the time it's due to a technical issue so I don't hold it against them)

Everything else you wrote seems pretty spot on though.

Don't get me wrong, cut off people for being a fucking bore. The stream had a few people which Ralph wished they would fuck off ASAP and you can agree with.

But every time he said "you're live on the killstream" it seems his voice went progressively towards "i cant deal with this shit, please kill me" until someone interesting came on.
 
Ralphie is trying his best to do to Dan Harmon what Cernovich did to James Gunn in light of Harmon's recently surfaced baby rape video.

While 'sperging about it on his site, he directs his righteous indignation towards the most obvious copy-pasta:

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You shouldn't blame him, he was in prison having good times with Bubba while that meme was going on.
 
You shouldn't blame him, he was in prison having good times with Bubba while that meme was going on.

"And yes, by the way, I DO have a hastily done BBCs Matter tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the brothers' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re strong enough to hold me down for at least 20 minutes (preferably longer) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :) "
 
Currently white knighting Candace Owens (roughly 2 hours in, probably won't be bothered to find exact time stamp later).
Mentions that people in the chat are rightfully calling him a bitch for doing this, but doesn't care.
Keeps on insisting that she dindu nuffin and that she shouldn't have been expected to disavow Social Autopsy because it was "in her past," despite the fact that the website was still up when people started criticizing her for it, and seems to believe her conspiracy theory that everyone who exposed her was just "jealous" and part of a massive conspiracy against her.
Got mad at The Quartering just for saying that she was "too prideful."

Not surprising that a moron like Ralph would be a Candace fan. Sad that he can make even The Quartering look smart by comparison.
 
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