Get ready for the new face of masculinity, bigots! #evolvethedefinition - This is well beyond gay.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

https://twitter.com/Bonobos/status/1019386275860660224

Archive link:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180719020654/https://twitter.com/Bonobos/status/1019386275860660224


Not sure if I chose the correct sub forum or not, but I saw this on TV earlier today and I nearly died laughing.

Here is their site (archive link):

https://web.archive.org/web/20180719020453/https://evolvethedefinition.bonobos.com/

Apparently if you're tired of being told you're not masculine, then just change the fucking definition.



Edit: Archive links are being new masculine. Here's the actual link for the Bonobos site:
https://evolvethedefinition.bonobos.com/

 

[Y2K Baby]

That archive is being a stink.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Apparently if you're tired of being told you're not masculine, then just change the fucking definition.

i change "masculine" to mean "who gives a fuck, as long as you're not a soyboy no one gives a fuck."

 

[The Fool]

I thought masculinity was toxic, now they suddenly want to be called masculine? Make up your fucking minds, holy shit these people are dumber than moss.

 

[Neil]

Definition of being masculine: Not acting like a total faggot.

There, happy?

 

[RG 448]

No they’re thinking of “feminine”

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

hard times make strong men
strong men make good times
good times make weak men
weak men make hard times

 

[Tranhuviya]

lmao Bonobos are the cucks of the ape world. Chimps are where it's at.

 

[Wärring Ornac]

https://web.archive.org/web/20180719020453/https://evolvethedefinition.bonobos.com/

So the site featured several tweet from people that are supporting the movement. You can scroll downward or upward indefinitely to see several image of a man, tweet, and their new definition of masculine (this may or may not be the reason why archive.is doesn't work with it). With that, we can see just what kind of person that want to change the definition of masculine:

A... woman want to change the definition of masculine?

Huh, one of the person in charge of #evolvethedefinition... and it's a woman

A woman again...

Ah finally a man... that is in charge of #evolvethedefinition

Woman again, and she's whining about how they should rather change the definition of "feminine"

Oh look a man that is not affiliated with bonobos!

A furry guy

A trans furry guy

And a woman again!

There's actually more of this, and there's actually more man too, but there's also more girl in it

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Lmao at all the people telling them off

They are getting absolutely blasted in the comments. I love it!

 

[Black Waltz]

The new face of masculinity

 

[m0rnutz]

Real men don't spend 50 fucking dollars on a T-shirt.

 

[The Fool]

And a woman again!

There's actually more of this, and there's actually more man too, but there's also more girl in it

Women have always been trying to look stronger or tougher by changing words around instead of, I dunno, actually being stronger or tougher. I guess they gave up on that whole "fight like a girl" campaign? This is why I'm gay.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Women have always been trying to look stronger or tougher by changing words around instead of, I dunno, actually being stronger or tougher. I guess they gave up on that whole "fight like a girl" campaign? This is why I'm gay.

Same.

 

[The Fool]

Same.

If everyone was gay like us we'd put these bitches in their place.

 

[Y2K Baby]

If everyone was gay like us we'd put these bitches in their place.

I'd just kill them with a super virus but w/e.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

I've always thought that men themselves don't actually define what it means to be masculine, but women. I guess this works both ways, since both sexes display certain general behaviors and appearances that are likely to attract the opposite, and by definition those who are most successful at attracting the most attention are considered the alpha.

Since soyboys cant get laid without raping women, they will never be masculine. Even feminist women barely want anything to do with them and prefer to fuck Tyrone nine times out of ten, and I cant even blame them honestly.

 

[Hammerstein]

Ok ladies, get ready for the new face of masculinity.

Ready?

Spoiler

 

[Neil]

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Real men don't spend 50 fucking dollars on a T-shirt.

$78 on shorts? What the fuck?!

If I'm gonna have to spend 78 fucking dollars on grey shorts, those shorts better be made out of the golden silk tears of orphaned unicorns and have material strong enough to conceal any public erection at any size, temperature, or time!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

$78 on shorts? What the fuck?!

If I'm gonna have to spend 78 fucking dollars on grey shorts, those shorts better be made out of the golden silk tears of orphaned unicorns and have material strong enough to conceal any public erection at any size, temperature, or time!

As if any of those guys can achieve an erection.