Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Dial M for Misgender]

I see why her and Jake get along. She's a jew like he's a woman.

 

[Mellorine]

Joining a sysnagogue is under $2000, and she could save up. Or beg for it.

Typically in exchange for supporting your faith community, a good number of things from weddings to mikvahs to study groups are available for tiny or no additional fees. If you're serious and sincere about converting to a new faith and joining the culture and community that goes with it, it's a genuine investment on both a practical and spiritual dimension.

But Becky has no need of such things when she has a seemingly unlimited trough of Disney treyf.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If she thinks Disneyland takes all her "spoons" now, it's going to be all kinds of fun to watch her try to manage it with a kid.

Actually, this'll be pretty fucking funny. Because once the kid is born (I think this is a near-certainty now, she's gotta do it to prove something to us, if Phil could get cut for us, she'll push out a baby for us), she's going to try going to Disneyland while it's still a newborn, just to show everyone how amazing it is to have her special baby at the parks.

And it'll go totally fine. Disney parks are great for babies, they can actually ride most of the rides on an adult's lap. Newborns are sweet, sleepy idiots with no physical strength. She's got two other people to be at the park with her, minimum, and Disney has a "rider switch" policy to let everyone ride Space Mountain in turns so someone can always be looking after the baby.

Life with a newborn is massively chaotic but it's not too hard to just bring the baby with you to stuff you like doing. Most newborns don't really cry all that much (an hour every day is median). It's when the kid starts getting an independent streak and some ideas of its own ... that's when Becky's going to have an issue. When your kid doesn't want to go on your tour plan, or they've decided they don't like walking right now so they lay down on the cobbles every 5 feet, or you're 20 feet from the ride when they tell you they have to go to the potty, NOW, or they throw a screaming fit because the ride they wanted to go on was closed and there's nothing you can do about it ... that's when the problems will start.

Going to Disney with a couple of other adults and a little baby is a piece of cake. Doing it with a toddler feels less like vacation and more like a job you're paying someone to have, all because in between bouts of being overstimulated/infuriating, your kid is clearly marking out for the whole thing and is consumed by wonder/awe. Good parents don't really mind that, they know it's not about them any more and they design days at the park based around maximizing their kids' enjoyment. Becky's kids will grow up dreading manic mom's Disney breaks.

 

[Old Blighty]

Once it becomes clear that the poor soul she spews out of that more deadly than Westeros void she calls a vagina is going to make Disney not fun for her, Becky is going to have to think of a way to keep it from joining her. I bet she'll diagnose the kid as having the worst kind of autism there is: the kind that prevents her little snowflake from enjoying Disney. It will have to stay home while she enjoys the park because she needs her trips to be a good parental unit, y'all. The two idiots will alternate staying home with the kid, or they will lure in a new person by saying they want a fourth but that person will really be a full time nanny/not the fun kind of slave. Third option is that they'll e-beg for the money to hire someone to watch little Diznee MatzoBall.

Becky's kids will grow up dreading manic mom's Disney breaks.

They'll grow up to hate anything associated with Disney and whatever else Becky with the bad eggs is obsessed with. She will give her kids the same kind of trauma that she claims the gamers gave her, only sub video games for Disney.

 

[Water-T]

I'm pretty much in full agreement with the posters above. Becky will have a good time taking the kid to Disney for the first year or two of its life. Once it reaches toddler status and becomes a willful rugrat that will run off toward anything that catches its attention, then Becky is going to change her tune.

The unfortunate thing is that Becky is going to lose her not only her spoons, but her whole kitchen utensil set over little Cuckson Jr. "ruining" her good time, and then most likely she'll pull an Andrea Yates on the poor kid. Daniel and Cuckson better prepare by getting rid of all the bathtub stoppers in the house.

 

[DickRidersWelcome]

I'm pretty much in full agreement with the posters above. Becky will have a good time taking the kid to Disney for the first year or two of its life. Once it reaches toddler status and becomes a willful rugrat that will run off toward anything that catches its attention, then Becky is going to change her tune.

The unfortunate thing is that Becky is going to lose her not only her spoons, but her whole kitchen utensil set over little Cuckson Jr. "ruining" her good time, and then most likely she'll pull an Andrea Yates on the poor kid. Daniel and Cuckson better prepare by getting rid of all the bathtub stoppers in the house.

Really? I don't see her killing the kid I see her using the kid as a tool to further her horseshit nonbinary retardation. You know god damn well she's going to give that kid some asinine name like Indigo Novabeam and dress the poor thing like it's toy poodle. This kid will eventually need extensive therapy for years of mental abuse (and possibly physical abuse) after being badgered and belittled for daring to like things stereotypical of it's birth sex.

Like everything with her, it's about what can get her attention and sympathy.

 

[Hellfire]

RRRREEEEEEEbecca

 

[Water-T]

Really? I don't see her killing the kid I see her using the kid as a tool to further her horseshit nonbinary exceptionalism. You know god damn well she's going to give that kid some asinine name like Indigo Novabeam and dress the poor thing like it's toy poodle. This kid will eventually need extensive therapy for years of mental abuse (and possibly physical abuse) after being badgered and belittled for daring to like things stereotypical of it's birth sex.

Like everything with her, it's about what can get her attention and sympathy.

I've talked about those things also being possibilities further back in the thread. If Becky manages not to drown the kid in the bathtub in a "You ruined my day at Disney!" induced rage, then it's likely she'll troon out the kid to push her stupid "IMMA MAN FOR REALS Y'ALL!" gendergarbage or exploit the kid via Munchausen's By Proxy in order rake in the Paypal bucks, free toys, and expensive dinners at Disney.

Either way, this kid has a fucked up future ahead of it. Drowning it as a toddler would actually be a mercy.

 

[AnOminous]

RRRREEEEEEEbecca

Lol she's using the sneering creepy avatar. I hope that dude is sneakily dunking on her and not just inadvertently accurate.

 

[PopcornTin]

Really? I don't see her killing the kid I see her using the kid as a tool to further her horseshit nonbinary exceptionalism. You know god damn well she's going to give that kid some asinine name like Indigo Novabeam and dress the poor thing like it's toy poodle. This kid will eventually need extensive therapy for years of mental abuse (and possibly physical abuse) after being badgered and belittled for daring to like things stereotypical of it's birth sex.

Like everything with her, it's about what can get her attention and sympathy.

Agreed. I don't see her actually physically harming the kid. I DO see munchausen's by proxy as a very real possibility, though. I think she already does this, what with her fake cancer/miscarriage-almost-abortion/daily allegations of abuse from strangers.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Be right back. I'm going to archive all those Tweets of Becky eating lobster on high holy days.

You'll have to wait a while longer to archive tweets of Bex eating lobster on high holy days. This was just her average monthly Disney trip. The big vacation they've planned is in September. Yom Kippur begins at sundown on September 18.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I think neglect is more likely than actual abuse, personally. I don't think she would ever share her toys as well.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Guys, guys, guys... You're getting Yonahbacca all wrong here. He is clearly doing a performative art piece in the style of HowToBasic regarding being a Jew.

 

[PeckingOrder]

You'll have to wait a while longer to archive tweets of Bex eating lobster on high holy days. This was just her average monthly Disney trip. The big vacation they've planned is in September. Yom Kippur begins at sundown on September 18.

That is true, we still have to look forward to Becky eating cheesy lobster on Yom Kippur and making a whole show of being so sorry about it.

Of course, Becky’s birthday trip to Disneyland just now happened during The Nine Days! This is when the more observant Jews prepare for Tisha B’Av, the day of mourning for the destruction of both Jewish Temples in Jerusalem. The more observant you are, the more you try not to have fun during these days, and on Tisha B’Av itself there’s fasting. To be fair, a lot of secular Jews tend to forget Tisha B’Av is even a thing - like Yom Kippur, it’s a full fast day, but it’s still a work day for most Jews. Still, the deliciously hilarious irony of “super duper Jewish!!!” Becky going out for a fun day in Disneyland and eating two lobster meals is not lost on me.

 

[PopcornTin]

In light of all the Disney lobster treyf talk, this is especially convenient

 

[PeckingOrder]

It’s not even Yom Kippur yet and she’s already looking for flimsy excuses to eat lobster in Disneyworld instead of observing the high holy days. Incredible! In before she lies about having a medical condition that doesn’t allow her to fast during Yom Kippur.

 

[Hellfire]

Rebecca apparently stalks the accounts of people who made her chimp, she's still reeling from the time she got criticized for talking about circumcision.

PLASTIC STRAWS!


"Someone at Disneyland once told me Disney shouldn’t provide allergen menus on site b/c they’re ugly. Instead folks w/ allergies should print allergy menus from the website. That’s the kind of entitlement we’re dealing w/." https://archive.fo/iwpyo

"Reminder that a lot of animal welfare political groups deliberately compare the meat industry to the Holocaust. Hating Jewish folk is already part of the package."

Rebecca supposedly told someone on Twitter she got sad when a "queer character died in Critical Role" and was supposedly called a "fucking snowflake."



"Otherwise, we keep pushing the narrative that women are those who have vaginas & men are those who have penises."


Two idiots bought her Yiddish coloring books, and Daniel bought her a bunch of book about Jews/Judaism as a chaser for all the lobster she ate. http://archive.is/F2Etg


GOG made a tweet advertising Postal 2: Lost Paradise and included an animation of someone pissing on the grave of "Game Journalism" which it said committed suicide in August 2014 (when the scandal that became dubbed Gamergate began). Lots of lolcows have been chimping, including Chelsea Van Valkenburg herself as well as Rebecca. https://archive.fo/BHK9L


Rebecca proves how much of a GAMER she is after someone called her out for joining the outrage bandwagon.






Rebecca's proof she uses GOG is... purchases from 2014 and 2015. Definitely going to impact their bottom line, eh?



People started dunking on her, mocking her for declaring herself a "spoonie."

Rebecca is a homophobe.

RRRRREEEEEbecca

MOMBOT https://twitter.com/i/moments/851713200537993216

"b/c harassing my family so much I had to abandon a career I love wasn't enough of a punishment for caring about video games."







GAMERS

"muh emails" GAMERS!

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Rebecca supposedly told someone on Twitter she got sad when a "queer character died in Critical Role" and was supposedly called a "fucking snowflake."

If you’re harassing a performer for a character dying in their DnD game then being called a snowflake seems tame actually

GOG made a tweet advertising Postal 2: Lost Paradise and included an animation of someone pissing on the grave of "Game Journalism" which it said committed suicide in August 2014 (when the scandal that became dubbed Gamergate began). Lots of lolcows have been chimping, including Chelsea Van Valkenburg herself as well as Rebecca. https://archive.fo/BHK9L

Wtf I live GoG now

 

[Slutpuppies]

I will give Becky a single point for realizing that harassing a DM for a character dying in a D&D game is wrong.

I will take half that point back for her immediately saying that telling people to stop pitching about the character dying is attacking LGBT. Apparently they're claiming it's "burying your gays" when the character that died isn't even the only one in the group that falls under that umbrella. As part of that alphabet group, thinking that nothing bad should happen to the precious fictional queer people is going way too far in the other direction.

Also seeing people dunk on Becks makes me smile, especially when it's in a way she can't use to martyr herself.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

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"Softporn Adventure"?