Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
The thing about seals, the not-the-animals kind, is that they keep pieces of paper shut. (Or one big piece of paper rolled up, in the case of a scroll.) You can't add to a "seal." You can add to what was under the seal if you absolutely must, or your brain disorder commands, but you can't add to the seal unless you dribble some more sealing wax over the wax that was already there, and possibly stamp yet another identifying image into the seal before it hardens.
 
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The thing about seals, the not-the-animals kind, is that they keep pieces of paper shut. (Or one big piece of paper rolled up, in the case of a scroll. You can't add to a "seal." You can add to what was under the seal if you absolutely must, or your brain disorder commands, but you can't add to the seal unless you dribble some more sealing wax over the wax that was already there, and possibly stamp yet another identifying image into the seal before it hardens.
Dick can't even list a favorite episode of anything he watches or do math outside of grade school, so this simple concept is clearly beyond him.
 
Nice old source that doesn't actually link to any scientific papers, only self references in a fit of masturbation of the site's own ego, and is literally just one guy from Oz saying Galileo may have seen a planet but has no proof about it other than "he could have" based on a journal they don't link to. Nice complete failure to read your sources whatsoever due to legit wasting your time trawling the internet to count off numbers like a gambling addict.

Look, I know you're functionally illiterate, can't do anything without counting like an autistic vampire, and probably should've been locked in a home for the exceptional, but it's time to stop.

Especially since you keep getting up at insane hours like a methhead.
It may be time to stop, but he doesn't know how to. He can't remember anything we tell him long enough to stop. He'll just continue his daily, autistic ramblings and continue posting his garbage at ungodly hours.
 
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@[W A P O R V A V E],

I think you're full of shit and evil.


Synchronism: 7:18 "The 7-in-1 cooker at 40% off was Amazon's best seller yesterday." - GMA, ABC

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@hood LOLCOW,

"Resident Assassin" - what an evil asshole.
Guy proven by everyone here to be lying about bullshit planets and gods is calling me a liar.

But in all seriousness, I cant wait to read your book in the fiction section of the library.
 
@NobolsGreyHorse,

The thing about the "7 Seals" of The Revelation 5:1 is that they are symbolic. It should be obvious to anyone without a brain disorder that they're not wax seals that anyone could produce and anyone could open. In this scientific age, it should also be obvious that these 7 Seals are cutting-edge theories that answer many of humanity's greatest questions.

The Story of King Arthur and the Sword In The Stone is patterned after Rev 5:1 and the one who is worthy is the only one that can pull Excalibur from the stone.

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He can't remember anything we tell him
Remember what?
 
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Galileo discovered Neptune - a 7th planet - in 1613 along with 4 moons of Jupiter with his telescope, but kept it a secret. He was found guilty of heresy by the Inquisition and sentenced to house arrest for the rest of his life without exposing a new planet that couldn't be seen with the naked eye.

https://www.space.com/6941-theory-galileo-discovered...

Neptune is the 8th planet.

@NobolsGreyHorse,

The thing about the "7 Seals" of The Revelation 5:1 is that they are symbolic. It should be obvious to anyone without a brain disorder that they're not wax seals that anyone could produce. In this scientific age, it should also be obvious that these 7 Seals are cutting-edge theories that answer many of humanity's greatest questions.

The seals are not symbolic. They are simply seals. They do nothing except get broken by the worthy, so the future visions on the scrolls can be unveiled. And as John of Patmos was very probably high as a kite on mushrooms when writing revelations, no, there is nothing remotely 'obvious' about your belief that the seals are cutting edge theories.

Well, one thing is obvious. You're just as high on drugs as he was if you think your scibblings constitute "cutting edge theories."

The Story of King Arthur and the Sword In The Stone is patterned after Rev 5:1 and the one who is worthy is the only one that can pull Excalibur from the stone.


And the funny part is, you don't even realize how bringing this up utterly undermines what you were attempting- failing, mind, but attempting- to say.
 
The thing about the "7 Seals" of The Revelation 5:1 is that they are symbolic. It should be obvious to anyone without a brain disorder that they're not wax seals that anyone could produce.

They aren't produced, you dimwitted cretin. They are broken. To open the book, which in turn starts the apocalypse.
Are you saying your seals will lead to the end of times?
As a quick reminder, the first 4 seals unleash the 4 horsemen. The 5th seal makes the souls of martyrs visible and they demand vengeance for being killed. The sixth seal will make the earth shake, the sun will turn black, the moon will become blood red and all stars fall from the sky. The seventh seal then ends the world.

You gathered a hodgepodge of nonsense, slapped a fancy name on it and hoped to impress people. And since you're a dimwitted cretin, you don't even realise how absolutley idiotic and moronic it makes you look when you take one cherry-picked part of a text and treat it as irrefutable truth while completely ignoring the contents from the very same text in the very next sentences.
It just makes it blatantly obvious that you have no idea what you're doing and that your numbers-autism and your inflated ego are in complete, unchecked control.

In this scientific age, it should also be obvious that these 7 Seals are cutting-edge theories that answer many of humanity's greatest questions.
Then how come your seals of stupidity are entirely derivative of other people's work (most often bullshit from the notoriously shitty History Channel) and nothing of it has any scientific application or value? :story:
 
@RomanCuntDufus,

Yes, I've opened the 7 Seals and the "book/scroll". The Apocalypse has been going on in Syria for 7(?) years now.

12/21/12 was the "end of the age" - Matthew 24:3

There is no end of the world - that would be bad! There is a "new world" (Planet Nestor) and a "new heavens" (The Conglomerate of Universes). The Bible clearly says that "the Christ returns and ushers in a 1,000 years of peace" - google that.

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Neptune is the 8th planet.
Ya, and accepted history is that it's the 8th planet discovered after Uranus. But history is always being tweaked. Galileo discovered Neptune as a 'wandering star' as he discovered the 4 LARGE moons of Jupiter and documented their movements for the 1st time, thus proving the heliocentric model of Copernicus. But for Galileo to concentrate on and announce this discovery of another planet that can't be seen with the naked-eye might have gotten him burned at the stake!
John of Patmos was very probably high as a kite on mushrooms when writing revelations
Ok, you're on the record for your opinion of the validity of the prophecies of The Revelation.

The 7 Seals are cutting-edge theories; see http://7seals.blogspot.com .

It's sad how clueless and blinded by your demons you are.

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There are 9 or 10 dimensions of space + 10 or 11 aspects of time = Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime. But this physics' 'Theory of Everything' falls under the umbrella of...

GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Plan-it Nestor; FIG=6|7 Bible & Buddha Code - Design Worlds Theory & Theory of Everything

See http://GOD704.wikia.com .

I initially read this as Homestuck Act.
That's because you have the mind of a child.

I've heard that the only TV on Nestor is midget porn. Seems really shitty place to live.
That's midget full-contact wrestling or as they say, Midfet Wrestlinf. The Nestlings don't put porn of any kind on TV.

You grade life on a planet as being shitty if they don't have midget porn? Sick bastard.
 
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That's midget full-contact wrestling or as they say, Midfet Wrestlinf. The Nestlings don't put porn of any kind on TV.

You grade life on a planet as being shitty if they don't have midget porn? Sick bastard.

There are multiple people in this thread who have been to Nestor, and it's nothing like you describe.
 
Ya, and accepted history is that it's the 8th planet discovered after Uranus. But history is always being tweaked. Galileo discovered Neptune as a 'wandering star' as he discovered the 4 LARGE moons of Jupiter and documented theoir movements for the 1st time, thus proving the heliocentric model Copernicus. But for Galileo to concentrate on and announce this discovery of another planet that can't be seen with the naked-eye might have gotten him burned at the stake!

This is an irrelevant word salad. You didn't even finish all the sentences in it.

Ok, you're on the record for your opinion of the validity of the prophecies of The Revelation.

And you have a record for committing a felony and numerous misdemeanors.

The 7 Seals are cutting-edge theories; see http://7seals.blogspot.com .

Your delusional nonsense blatherings seal nothing. They have no relation to revelation. You are not divinely appointed. You are a mediocre musician past his prime acting out a delusion of grandeur because you can't come to terms with how much of a disappointment your life has been. You pretend to greatness to cope with never having achieved anything of note in your life.

It's sad how clueless and blinded by your demons you are.

What demons might those be, puddle?
I'm still waiting for you to tattle to my parents. Neither of them report having gotten any calls from Miami recently.


"They're not wax seals!" brad cries, before showing a picture of a scroll covered in seven wax seals. I wonder if the small sane part of you throws these things in in an act of rebellion.
 
Yes, I've opened the 7 Seals and the "book/scroll". The Apocalypse has been going on in Syria for 7(?) years now.
I didn't know the end of the world was this heavily localized.

Either way, Dicky, you missed the point: You cite a source to underline your claim but disregard roughly 90% of the text of the very same source that would otherwise contradict your insipid claim. This makes you look like a coked up fool and thus noone is ever going to believe in your bollocks.
Go play pretend scientist somewhere else.

And you have a record for committing a felony and numerous misdemeanors.
That's nonsense. He has committed 3 felonies and a boatload misdemeanors.
 
I just posted this on https://www.space.com/41217-saturn-moon-titan-cassini-infrared-photos.html?utm_source=notification ...

Galileo with his crude telescope was the 1st to see the Rings of Saturn, although he wasn't sure what those "arms" were.

Saturn is the 7th of the '7 Classical Planets' or '7 Naked-Eye Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. 4 of these can be seen in daytime/4 don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can). Along with the 4 lunar phases of ~7 days (~7.4 days) each, and lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year, etc, the ancients considered the combination of 7 & 4 sacred.

Google: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 Theory.
 
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