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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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He should be on the Moon growing his own wheat. The Superior Future™ is not going to come by itself, fatass.
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Next poll: Which state should Bob be moved to? I suggest the fucking SCP Foundation, where people are as retarded and whiny as him.
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Am I the only one here who wants an arc where he tries to make it in LA as a screenwriter, but makes a complete ass of himself every time?
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What would Bob do if he was suddenly stuck in “Trump Country”?
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Hide in a mcdonalds and stuff his fat face probably
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I could only hope that Bob would insult some Rednecks, then the MidWestern version of the movie "Deliverance" would play out, with the Rednecks realizing that Bob is too disgusting to rape, so they beat him with hockeysticks instead.
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You say that, right as you're using this opportunity to complain about DC fans.
If he's trying to be suave, then it's really not working.
If he's trying to be suave, then it's really not working.
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Either accept the reality he was seeing and go catatonic as a result of the cognitive dissonance, or have his apophenia kick into overdrive and start seeing racist/sexist/homophobic/etc "dogwhistles" hiding under every pebble thereby affirming his preconceptions. "OH MY GOD THIS STORE SELLS MILK I'M CLEARLY NEAR THE SEEEEKRIT KLAN HQ"
Though I do find it morbidly amusing that he thinks that sending Russia all the Americans who make the food, maintain the infrastructure, pump the oil, and man the ramparts would make America better- or Russia worse. After all, if flooding America with millions of Mexicans makes it more like Mexico, then flooding Russia with millions of racist/sexist/homophobic/etc people will make it more ________?
Imagine twenty years down the line, when Brazil Norte (formerly the USA) finds itself a mere stone's throw away from a continent-sized nuclear power whose opinion on blacks/women/gays/etc is somewhere between Idaho's and Patriarch Kirill's. What's the next part of his brilliant plan?
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Continue rotting in his unmarked grave after the beetus did him in and the non-English speaking nurse gave him saline instead of insulin.
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Looks like bob doesnt like being told hes privileged.
Hey Bob, you make more money without having to leave your house (basement) than the average Black or Hispanic person. Check your privilege
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Put me down for $10 on "Get his Ass Kicked"
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So MovieBob calls J. Gunn's squealing with delight over some kid getting shot with monkey cum and various pedo jokes "edgelord humor", the kind of stuff that just about everyone has in their past -NBD, right, Bob? wow , I didn't think anything could top Bob's defense of Faraci in terms of skeeviness, but here we are. It really makes me wonder what skeletons Bob might be hiding in his own closet.
I'm really not sure what Bob is trying to accomplish in his Taco Bell photos. He doesn't have enough hair to slick back, and he really should just accept that the pop-culture t-shirt/ sports blazer look is never going to catch on with the general public, (or become some sort of iconic look for him the way a tuxedo is for James Bond, or a white suitjacket is for 80's era Don Johnson or a striped polo shirt is for pre-troon Chris Chan.) I'd almost rather Bob just went with the Hawaiian shirt - at least he could say he was wearing it ironically to poke fun at the burgerland tourist stereotype he so resembles.
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Bobs basically a coward when push comes to shove so he wouldnt say shit in trump country. It's the reason why he attempts to frame all his nasty shit as glib comments. He's bassically your god-awful family member who contantly cracks really bad nigger/women/homo jokes and you keep seeing him gauge your response, if you push him on it he's "just joking." because he's a gigantic pussy/can't argue for shit and won't just out and out say it.
That's bob except replace black people with poor trailer trash.
That's bob except replace black people with poor trailer trash.
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I dunno, if you look at some of the panels they have going, it appears they are pretty damn WOKE and thus wouldn't care a whit.
Ever get the feeling that MovieBlob took a women's studies/sociology-based course or two in college? Either that or he got woke on Tumblr. I'd say the same for Dobson as well.
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On vacation in a gorgeous location and he's STILL furiously tweeting?
Forget taking away his meds, forget being dropped in Trump country, what would happen if Bob's phone lost power for a day and he couldn't access twitter for 24 hrs?
YES! There we go! Perfect new poll idea: What is the first script Bob tries to write & pitch??
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I'm going to go with a super hero who is fat and lives in his mum's basement who's superpower is delivering woke hot takes at Nazis in red caps and is lauded as the voice of the entire nation taking down these horrible people who no one else can.
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The look that makes ladies start palming their pepper spray behind their back.
Bob's "Superhero Script" A overweight blogger and Youtuber who is not appreciated by the masses gains the ability to have the powers of his favorite childhood gaming character Super Mario and enters online game killing "Evil White Men Harassing Women" and if he kills you online you die in the real world. This leads to a social revolution where his online actions have inspired the oppressed and they kill the people "living in the past" who all happen to be white and the "Hero" builds a new Superior Future with his followers. The few survivors of the backwards thinking parts of the old society will be sent to the moon where their skills in manual labor will be used to farm the new Moon Wheat.
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So you're basically saying he's going to be joining Sony to work on those Valiant Comics movies they think will be an "MCU killer"? If you want a fat superhero who basically lives in a basement, there's always Faith Herbert, who's even a buzzfeed writer as a day job plus they had an issue about Hillary's "inevitable" election. Her power is telekinesis and has a boyfriend who's power is "can have everyone else's powers".
Perfect for Bob.
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When did Mama Cass get a comic book?So you're basically saying he's going to be joining Sony to work on those Valiant Comics movies they think will be an "MCU killer"? If you want a fat superhero who basically lives in a basement, there's always Faith Herbert, who's even a buzzfeed writer as a day job plus they had an issue about Hillary's "inevitable" election. Her power is telekinesis and has a boyfriend who's power is "can have everyone else's powers".
Perfect for Bob.
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