Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm still screencapping, so good luck.
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I can't get over the fact that his only celebrity fan is Patton Oswalt.
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Okay, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you, you of all people don't get to promote kindness.
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UPDATE: He failed.
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Now he's just begging for all of his tweets to get mass reported while he is off social media.
 
I don't see anything wrong with that.
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And the rest of his feed is spamming support for James Gunn.
 
I don't see anything wrong with that.
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And the rest of his feed is spamming support for James Gunn.
Why would anyone in the history of ever give half a shit about some movie exec keeping their job or getting fired? Did anyone really care about the past or future quality of Miramax films when Weinstein got the axe?
 
I don't see anything wrong with that.
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And the rest of his feed is spamming support for James Gunn.

Is he... Is he really at San Diego Comic Con, one of t he biggest celebrations of geek culture, where presumably SOME people there are fans of his, and instead of going out and seeing the con or interacting with fans, hes sitting in either his hotel or in the green room Twitter sperging????

I mean, I thought the Cancun thing was bad, but this seems somehow even sadder. He could be going to panels, interacting with fans, networking with other content creators to diversify and strengthen his brand, but Twitter is his undeniable syren song.
 
So uh......what in the world does MAGA have to do with Kathleen Kennedy and why does it matter? Bob needs to put more thought into these things. Would help if he wasn't using a site for blurbs.

Only two groups of people exist in his mind: absolute ghouls and the properly evolved. Since he hates MAGA, everything else he dislikes is also connected to it.
 
I mean, I thought the Cancun thing was bad, but this seems somehow even sadder. He could be going to panels, interacting with fans, networking with other content creators to diversify and strengthen his brand, but Twitter is his undeniable syren song.

In my mind Bob is more in love with the idea of being an authority on popular culture than he is of the culture itself. Many moral guardians and gatekeepers are the most dour and joyless people you will ever encounter online. Bob needs to be angry piece of shit to give his life purpose. Happiness is completely antithetical to his existence.
 
In my mind Bob is more in love with the idea of being an authority on popular culture than he is of the culture itself. Many moral guardians and gatekeepers are the most dour and joyless people you will ever encounter online. Bob needs to be angry piece of shit to give his life purpose. Happiness is completely antithetical to his existence.
That's because, like with all postmodernist/Marxist-influenced Leftist shrieking harpies these days, Movieblob (and his puppet Slobson for that matter) have been taught that it is moral and a sign of virtue to be outraged 24/7 screaming into the void at what they are told is "evil". How can they be happy when someone in current year in downtown Mobil, Alabama screamed the N-word at a random black person (hypothetically)? They've got no time for happiness now! Plenty of time for that after the White Supremacist cis-Heteropatriarchy has been smashed.
 

I don't see anything wrong with that.
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Bob comes off like an absolute lunatic in these tweets. He would rather not have certain people fired solely for the sake of denying his opponents any sort of validation, whether they had anything to do with it or not. Never mind that ABC (a subdivision of Disney) fired Roseanne Barr for similarly crass statements (which the left cheered on), or that if Kathleen Kennedy does get fired, it will ultimately be due to Disney execs' dissatisfaction with the financial performance of the Star Wars franchise as of late, Bob would rather throw any semblance of logic out the window just to spite his perceived enemies. And that is the mark of a truly pathetic human being.
 
In my mind Bob is more in love with the idea of being an authority on popular culture than he is of the culture itself. Many moral guardians and gatekeepers are the most dour and joyless people you will ever encounter online. Bob needs to be angry piece of shit to give his life purpose. Happiness is completely antithetical to his existence.

This quote encapsulates Blob so well, it should be in the OP...
 
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I hadn't even heard.of the James Gunn shit until two hours ago, but nice to see that almost every good Lolcow is shitting their panties over it.
Thanks Thernovich, you've always been a cringelord yourself, but this is delicious.
 
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