Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
That's nonsense. He has committed 3 felonies and a boatload misdemeanors.

I'm sure he'd be committing even more without Brenda to keep him in line.

Saturn is the 7th of the '7 Classical Planets' or '7 Naked-Eye Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. 4 of these can be seen in daytime/4 don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can). Along with the 4 lunar phases of ~7 days (~7.4 days) each, and lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year, etc, the ancients considered the combination of 7 & 4 sacred.

Google: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 Theory.

There are easily 8 phases of the moon. New, Waxing Crescent, First quarter (Waxing Half), Waxing Gibbous, Full, Waning Gibbous, last quarter (Waning Half), and Waning Crescent. Plus there's the Old Moon phase after Waning Crescent but before New.

The Moon and the Sun are not planets.

Brad doesn't know the meanings of a lot of common words. Planet is one of them. Obvious is another. Felony is another good one.
 
The Moon and the Sun are not planets.
WOW! No shit, Sherlock!! HEADLINE NEWS!!!

The ancients saw 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74 compared to the 'stationary' background stars: Sun, Moon, and 5 'wandering stars' or in Greek planets. They thought of these as sacred and referred to them as the 7 Luminaires, 7 Sacred Planets, 7 Wanderers, 7 Governors, 7 Heavens. We now refer to them as the 7 Classical Planets or 7 Naked-Eye Planets. Google all that and read...

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_planets
 
WOW! No shit, Sherlock!! HEADLINE NEWS!!!

The ancients saw 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74 compared to the 'stationary' background stars: Sun, Moon, and 5 'wandering stars' or in Greek planets. They thought of these as sacred and referred to them as the 7 Luminaires, 7 Sacred Planets, 7 Wanderers, 7 Governors, 7 Heavens. We now refer to them as the 7 Classical Planets or 7 Naked-Eye Planets. Google all that and read...

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_planets
So in other words, the "ancients" were wrong. So who fucking cares about what their count was?

The "ancients" also thought soap and water would kill a sick person. They thought the Earth was flat. Why you think yet another one of their fuckups is significant at all is just a sign that you have no idea what you're talking about. Again.
 
@NobolsGreyHorse,

I see what he wants here. He wants me to prove my womanhood by apparently thinking my lack of testicular danglies is extremely funny, such that I will fly into a rage and send bobs and vagene into a thread of strangers. What a sexist and horrible way to request nudes! (There's no good way in this case, but you know.) He was previously cursed to 20,000 years racked with menstrual cramps in a really hellish existence with no chocolate and no heating pad. If he craves magnesium, now it will be 40,000 years before he can do anything but chew Epsom salts, for I hereby double his sentence of violent cramps in a chocolate-deprived world.
 
There is no "end of the world", it's "end of the age" - Matthew 24:3. Alot of Bible prophecy 'experts' claim the Apocalypse takes place in the Megiddo Valley in Israel about a 30-minute drive from Syria.
And how many of these supposed experts have ever asked you for your opinion, Dicky-Dude?
Noone gives a shit about your garbage-bin-wisdom.
 
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I see what he wants here. He wants me to prove my womanhood by apparently thinking my lack of testicular danglies is extremely funny, such that I will fly into a rage and send bobs and vagene into a thread of strangers. What a sexist and horrible way to request nudes! (There's no good way in this case, but you know.) He was previously cursed to 20,000 years racked with menstrual cramps in a really hellish existence with no chocolate and no heating pad. If he craves magnesium, now it will be 40,000 years before he can do anything but chew Epsom salts, for I hereby double his sentence of violent cramps in a chocolate-deprived world.

Just say you want nothing to do with him romantically. That usually proves it.
 
So in other words, the "ancients" were wrong. So who fucking cares about what their count was?

The "ancients" also thought soap and water would kill a sick person. They thought the Earth was flat. Why you think yet another one of their fuckups is significant at all is just a sign that you have no idea what you're talking about. Again.
Sadly, he doesn't understand that and he never will. He'll just continue to spam his 'theory' about 7s and 4s until the day he dies because he doesn't understand anything and won't seek help for his schizophrenia.

Honestly, his life and Brenda's life would greatly improve if he went to a psychiatrist and took medication. Unfortunately, he's far too gone to realize this and Brenda's pretty much fucking useless when it comes to this.
 
There are easily 8 phases of the moon. New, Waxing Crescent, First quarter (Waxing Half), Waxing Gibbous, Full, Waning Gibbous, last quarter (Waning Half), and Waning Crescent. Plus there's the Old Moon phase after Waning Crescent but before New.
You don't know the meanings of a lot of common words/terms. 1st Quarter is one of them. Last Quarter is another.

Considerably more experts DO NOT believe this.
Like who? Examples?

@The Teletubbies Truth,

Do you think Jesus son of Joseph was nuts74?

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So in other words, the "ancients" were wrong.
No, they were right - they were called the Sacred 7 Luminaires, hence the 7 lamps of the Jewish74 mehorah(7 letters, =74). There's 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74 and 4 can't be easily seen in daytime/4 don't cast shadows74 on Earth (Venus can).
So who fucking cares about what their count was?
Why should you care about anything? Ignorance is bliss.
The "ancients" also thought soap and water would kill a sick person.
I think it might if you drink it. But don't try it to see - I care about you living.
They thought the Earth was flat.
Some ancients figured it out the wOrld is rOund.
Why you think yet another one of their fuckups is significant at all is just a sign that you have no idea what you're talking about. Again.
"Fuckups"? I have no idea what you're talking about. Again.

Well, he did curse a tree once.
Because it didn't produce any FIG/fruit74. - a BIG code.
 
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Because it didn't produce any FIG/fruit74. - a BIG code.
He walked up to a fig tree when they weren't in season yet, got pissy and cursed the tree. Makes him look rather childish tbh, so no wonder you enjoy that moment in the bible so much.

But it's certainly nice to see how you bent that little escapade into your meaningless system of valueless trash.
 
Like who? Examples?
He doesn't need to provide examples. Virtually everyone on this planet would disagree. It's unlikely that any sane person would agree with you on this.
@The Teletubbies Truth,

Do you think Jesus son of Joseph was nuts74?
No, I don't. But guess what? According to the Bible, Jesus could tell people things he couldn't have possibly known if he was just a normal person. He told Peter that he would deny him (Matthew 26:33-35, Mark 14:29-31, Luke 22:33-34) and it later happened (Luke 22:54-57, Mark 14:69-70, Matthew 26:73-75, Luke 22:59-62, John 18:13-27). He also knew Judas would betray him (John 6:64, Matthew 26:25) and much more. God obviously talked to him. That's something that's easy enough to tell from reading the Gospels. In other words, Jesus' knowledge and actions were his proof that he wasn't nuts.

But, here's the thing, Brad... You're incapable of getting any information about us unless we tell you. You can't tell us our real names, what we're going to do later today, or anything. You can't even judge our character because what we post on KiwiFarms doesn't tell you enough about us. For instance, I could be a saint for all you know. I could also be a doctor, a priest, a nun, a writer, a Jew, a Muslim, a Christian, or a Buddhist. You're incapable of finding out unless we tell you.

Don't you think it's rather strange that you don't judge anyone until they do something that personally upsets you? For all you know, I could get into really horrible fights with @RomanesEuntDomus , for example. Perhaps I've said some really awful things to him or someone else. And yet, you don't seem to know when I've said something that upsets someone outside of threads or profiles on KiwiFarms, unless it's you.

That's... that's all really strange, isn't it, Brad? It's almost like you can't really judge people's lives because you don't know what's going on in them.

God doesn't speak to you, Brad. You're not the Christ. You're just a pathetic, old man with a mental illness that's slowly wiping away what little intelligence you have left.
But please, Brad, feel free to prove me wrong. Tell me something that no one in this forum would know, such as my name. Come on, what are you waiting for, so-called Christ?
Why should you care about anything? Ignorance is bliss.
I have trouble believing that. You're ignorant and you're a miserable cunt, that's obviously from the way you write 'FUC YOU' on people's profiles and insult them when they haven't even said anything mean to you.
"Fuckups"? I have no idea what you're talking about. Again.
What else is new? You have the brain of a troglodyte so you rarely have any idea what's going on.
 
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No, they were right - they were called the Sacred 7 Luminaires, hence the 7 lamps of the Jewish74 mehorah(7 letters, =74). There's 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74 and 4 can't be easily seen in daytime/4 don't cast shadows74 on Earth (Venus can).

Why should you care about anything? Ignorance is bliss.

I think it might if you drink it. But don't try it to see - I care about you living.

Some ancients figured it out the wOrld is rOund.

"Fuckups"? I have no idea what you're talking about. Again.


Because it didn't produce any FIG/fruit74. - a BIG code.
lol at Brad.

"There are 7 classical planets, including the sun and moon."

"The sun and moon aren't planets."

"No, they're not, but the ancients thought they were!"

"Then they were wrong."

"No they weren't, because I said so!"

Brad, Brad, Brad... much as I love watching you fail science and history SIMULTANEOUSLY, I have to think that you still have enough brainpower to realize that you just goofed. If the sun and moon aren't planets, you can't call them such, classical or not. This is a case where I think you're somewhat aware of your mistake and your ego prevents you from admitting it.

If you actually read real facts, instead of obsessively looking for your favorite numbers, this would happen less.
 
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