Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
After some discussions with atheists on Facebook groups this morning, I decided to add "GOD means everybody" on Seal #5...

GOD
: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, The Conglomerate as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD, 12t hi ui ppi.
So after our meaningful, heart-to-heart exchange last night, you neglected our discussion so you could go hang with a bunch of atheists?

Man, that's so not cool, hombre.
 
After some discussions with atheists on Facebook groups this morning, I decided to add "GOD means everybody" on Seal #5...

GOD
: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, The Conglomerate as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD, 12t hi ui ppi.

What, have you forgotten our Moon and Money talk already?

Still waiting for you to tattle on me to my parents, too. Why are you waiting to do that, Brad? It would be a very good proof of the secret and divine knowledge you claim to have. Hell, I'll even give you a happy boner and a hint. The number to call has a 7 and several 4s.
 
What, not even going to respond to my last post, Brad? It's because you really don't have a good response to why you are crazy and Jesus wasn't, isn't it?

Still waiting for you tell me something about myself you can't possibly know. Come on, do it already.
@ChurchOfFodBear,

It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are. Do you have a wife or girlfriend? Have you discussed your obsession with me with them? What kind of work do you do? Hobbies? You say you go to church? Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?
I think a better question is, have you discussed with your pastor about how you think you're the second coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?

It's not internet bullying if you choose to be here, Brad. Don't like how you're treated here? Fucking leave. Quit being a whiny little bitch just because someone hurt your fragile feelings by disagreeing. You snap at people even when they're nice to you. You're not in a position to complain about the way people talk to you.

Also, you're not the second coming of Christ and you aren't Albert Einstein reincarnated. Start taking medication for your schizophrenia.
Yes, George Washington is on it. He was reincarnated as Robert E. Lee who returned as Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Fucking stay on topic.
But 4 quarters = 1 dollar. I learned that in preschool. Where you absent that day?

You butchered that. There are 100 cents in a dollar and different combinations of coins will = 1 dollar including 4 quarters.
I think a better question is this: where you absent that day? Better yet, were you drop on your head as a child? He never denied that 4 quarters will equal a dollar. His point was that you can have more than 4 parts out of something, just like you can have more than 4 phases to the moon. The moon, just like a dollar, can be broken into more than 4 parts and it constantly is. You're actively choosing to see it as having only 4 phases to satisfy your number fetish.
That's wrong, pumpkin. Few people are aware of the 8 phases of the moon, but EVERYONE is aware of the 7-day week and 4 weeks in a 'moonth' even if they're oblivious to the FACT that that originated from the lunar cycle.
That's wrong, pumpkin. Almost everyone is aware of the 8 phrases of the moon. Everyone who knows even the slightest bit about astronomy knows about. The only people who don't know are ignoramuses and people with defective brains like you, Brad.
@Catwoman VS Barbara Eden,

Your screen name sounds as if you're insane. Are you scared to use your real name? What other things are you scared of?

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Your profile sounds as if you're insane. Are you scared to admit you're really not the Christ? What other things are you scared of?

Quit being autistic, Brad.
After some discussions with atheists on Facebook groups this morning, I decided to add "GOD means everybody" on Seal #5...

GOD
: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, The Conglomerate as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD, 12t hi ui ppi.
So, basically you told these 'atheists' some horseshit insightful things and, after a long and autistic meaningful discussion, you added more horseshit insightful things to Seal #5?
You can't claim obssessions given you autistically count numbers like an even more exceptional Rain Man... or should I say a very unpleasant Count given your mental speed and attitude.
Oh, if only he was like Rain Man. At least he was talented when it came to math.
 
@[V A P O R W A V E],

Tell your Pastor and GF that 7.23.18 is their Judgment Day and that they FAIL. Tell them that they'll notice bad luck for the rest of their lives and they won't be reincarnated as humans for a loooooooooooooooooong time.

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@[V A P O R W A V E],

Tell your Pastor and GF that 7.23.18 is their Judgment Day and that they FAIL. Tell them that they'll notice bad luck for the rest of their lives and they won't be reincarnated as humans for a loooooooooooooooooong time.

Once again I see that someone hurt your fragile little feelings by telling you the truth. Grow thicker skin already. The world doesn't revolve around you. The real Christ wouldn't judge people solely on whether they hurt his feelings. They'd put everything in their lives into account, something you're incapable of.
 
Tiger Woods yesterday at the 147th British Open went into the lead with birdies at #4 & #6 to go to -7. But he fell out of the lead after a double-bogey on #11 and a bogey on #12 to fall to -4.

'Coincidentally', I had an Italian Sunday. I was listening to Because I Believe sung by Andrea Bocelli early in the morning in preparation to performing it later at church. While listening to the Italian singer and Italian lyrics, I was writing on a Facebook group about St. Peter, 64, being crucified upside-down in Roma on Oct. 13, 64 AD and his tomb being under the altar at St. Peter's Basillica. In the afternoon, Francesco Molinari became the 1st Italian to win one of Golf's Majors at the British Open.

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@The Teletubbies Truth - That person with those long, sexy Teletubbies

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@The Teletubbies Truth - That person with those long, sexy Teletubbies

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Nice way of avoiding my post. Not smart enough to actually give a real response, are you? Instead you have to autistically change my username and profile description. How mature of you Christ-wannabe.

It's hilarious how butthurt you are, though. Please continue, Brad. Your obsession with Teletubbies is great.
 
@LoverofPigs,

Private message me your parents' names and phone numbers. Please don't mention "giving me a boner" anymore - that's crossing the line - I'll need to inform them of that.

No No, Puddle, you said you were going to do it. If you can't do it with the resources available to you already, then what sort of God Incarnate are you?

A fake one, that's what.

So ask GOD for my name and their numbers. Prove your powers.
Why do you think these are sexy? :thinking:

Brad is a very disturbed old man.
 
Why do you think these are sexy? :thinking:
Good question. Every time he responds to me, he brings up the Teletubbies in some way. Teletubbies is probably the only thing he can think of that even resembles the word telomerase in the slightly. He isn't fucking smart enough to actually think of a word that resembles it and fits with his immature name changing.

As for why he thinks they're sexy, it's because his autism is currently at full force. That's the short answer. At least my username and custom title are references to something (they're references to the horror cow Lucas Werner). His is just proof that he's autistic and batshit insane.
Brad is a very disturbed old man.
Indeed he is.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

You be salty today, gringo. I'm thinking you're nudging Stage 4, and I haven't even had my second cup of coffee yet.

So, to recap, you aren't able to continue a civil conversation with me, that YOU asked for. You complain about people saying bad things to you, but when presented with an actual talk, you ignore it.
 
Once again I see that someone hurt your fragile little feelings by telling you the truth. Grow thicker skin already. The world doesn't revolve around you. The real Christ wouldn't judge people solely on whether they hurt his feelings. They'd put everything in their lives into account, something you're incapable of.
Hell, Jesus didn't judge the people that hurt him when he was nailed to the cross.
 
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