Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[The Telomerase Truth]

Brad, Brad, Brad... much as I love watching you fail science and history SIMULTANEOUSLY, I have to think that you still have enough brainpower to realize that you just goofed. If the sun and moon aren't planets, you can't call them such, classical or not. This is a case where I think you're somewhat aware of your mistake and your ego prevents you from admitting it.

If you actually read real facts, instead of obsessively looking for your favorite numbers, this would happen less.

I want to believe he has enough brainpower, too. Sadly I'm having more and more trouble believing he does the more he posts.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I want to believe he has enough brainpower, too. Sadly I'm having more and more trouble believing he does the more he posts.

Generally, I err on the side of thinking he's too stupid to understand. It's the statistical favorite.

However. You can kind of see, as he did here, when he actually tries to articulate why he disagrees ("it's a luminary!") that he's struggling. 99% of the time, Brad ignores what we say, because he thinks it's beneath him. When he actually mulls it over, you've made him think. Also, you'll likely detect a burning odor.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Generally, I err on the side of thinking he's too stupid to understand. It's the statistical favorite.

However. You can kind of see, as he did here, when he actually tries to articulate why he disagrees ("it's a luminary!") that he's struggling. 99% of the time, Brad ignores what we say, because he thinks it's beneath him. When he actually mulls it over, you've made him think. Also, you'll likely detect a burning odor.

Fair enough point. But does any of that really matter that much? Brad has horrible memory. Even if you get him to realize he was wrong. he'll forget all about it soon enough. The brainpower he has left is worthless because he doesn't learn and he doesn't learn because he forgets too easily. He may as well not have enough brainpower to realize he was wrong in the first place.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Fair enough point. But does any of that really matter that much? Brad has horrible memory. Even if you get him to realize he was wrong. he'll forget all about it soon enough. The brainpower he has left is worthless because he doesn't learn and he doesn't learn because he forgets too easily. He may as well not have enough brainpower to realize he was wrong in the first place.

In video game terms, we'd call this "replay value". Brad has his own built-in reset button, so you always get a fresh start.

 

[LoverofPi]

You don't know the meanings of a lot of common words/terms. 1st Quarter is one of them. Last Quarter is another.

The first quarter moon is when the moon is a half moon heading towards full. A last quarter moon is when a moon is half full heading towards new.
So, I know entirely what those terms mean. I ALSO know that there being a "quarter" of something doesn't mean that something has only four distinct segments, and I can prove it not just mathematically, but numismatically.
Brad, you know what a United States Dollar is. You know that there is a US coin known as a Quarter, or more acccurately, a Quarter Dollar. But a dollar isn't just 4 quarter dollars. It is 10 dimes, 20 nickels, and 100 pennies, because a dollar is 100 cents. Quarters are 25 cents, or one quarter the value of a dollar.

Now, bear with me Brad, because I know this is tough for you to follow, but the phases of the moon work the same way. The moon's path CAN be divided into 4 distinct sections, but can also, and is more commonly, divided into eight segments, or phases.

Of course, don't just take MY word for it, here's Nasa with an infographic about the 8 phases of the moon.
https://moon.nasa.gov/resources/54/phases-of-the-moon/

 

[BILLY MAYS]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/planet-nestor-discussion.45728/

I opened a thread for general Nestor discussion. Have fun.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Consider the following:

Brad's thread is over 1,200 pages long. TJChurch, Mr. @Cowlick himself, only has about 400+, despite the latter thread being started months earlier. Why? Both post giant walls of text with disjointed syntax. Both have health problems that affect their mental faculties. Both think their words are literary gold.

The difference? When Tojo has had enough, he can walk (maybe roll?) away for a while. He's done so for months at a clip. Brad, on the other hand, has almost never skipped visiting for more than 48 hours. TJ, with his doomed crusade to delete his thread, has only generated a fraction of the content that Brad has, trying to prove the number 7 means something.

This basically means that Brad is dumber than a hydrocephalac kid half his age, who thinks an ampersand is a witty literary device. And we have the numbers to prove it.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@ChurchOfFodBear,

It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are. Do you have a wife or girlfriend? Have you discussed your obsession with me with them? What kind of work do you do? Hobbies? You say you go to church? Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@ChurchOfFodBear,

It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are. Do you have a wife or girlfriend? Have you discussed your obsession with me with them? What kind of work do you do? Hobbies? You say you go to church? Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?

@Brad Watson_Miami I think you're making progress, my good Miamian. Would you care to tackle these topics one at a time, so that we can better grasp the subtleties of each?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated

Wow, when you put it that way it sounds insane.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The first quarter moon is when the moon is a half moon heading towards full.

"The 1st Quarter Moon is a half-moon". That doesn't make sense. The New Moon should begin the 1st Quarter and the half-moon the 2nd Quarter. Right?

A last quarter moon is when a moon is half full heading towards new.

"The 4th Quarter Moon is half full"? What? Does that make sense to you?

So, I know entirely what those terms mean.

You think?

I ALSO know that there being a "quarter" of something doesn't mean that something has only four distinct segments, and I can prove it not just mathematically, but numismatically.

Actually, 4 quarters is 4 fourths of the whole. It's like a basketbol or football game. If you're in the 1st quarter, it's the 1st of 4 quarters. Did you quit school after the 1st grade?

Brad, you know what a United States Dollar is.

United(6 letters) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".

You know that there is a US coin known as a Quarter, or more acccurately, a Quarter Dollar.

Yes, George Washington is on it. He was reincarnated as Robert E. Lee who returned as Dwight D. Eisenhower.

But a dollar isn't just 4 quarter dollars.

But 4 quarters = 1 dollar. I learned that in preschool. Where you absent that day?

It is 10 dimes, 20 nickels, and 100 pennies, because a dollar is 100 cents. Quarters are 25 cents, or one quarter the value of a dollar.

You butchered that. There are 100 cents in a dollar and different combinations of coins will = 1 dollar including 4 quarters.

Now, bear with me Brad, because I know this is tough for you to follow

Ya, your illogical mind is more than just "tough to follow".

but the phases of the moon work the same way. The moon's path CAN be divided into 4 distinct sections

Called the 4 lunar phases. Agreed?

but can also, and is more commonly, divided into eight segments, or phases.

That's wrong, pumpkin. Few people are aware of the 8 phases of the moon, but EVERYONE is aware of the 7-day week and 4 weeks in a 'moonth' even if they're oblivious to the FACT that that originated from the lunar cycle.

Of course, don't just take MY word for it, here's Nasa with an infographic about the 8 phases of the moon.
https://moon.nasa.gov/resources/54/phases-of-the-moon/

Of course, that's NASA and when using the eight phases of the Moon, 7 are lit (New Moon is dark) and the 4th is the Full Moon. Huh, the GOD=7_4 Code comes up in the 4 lunar phases and in the 8 lunar phases! Ain't that a 'coincidence'!
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZrqFQzU

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@ChurchOfFodBear,

I'll try again since you scored 0 out of a 100 on that.

It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are; don't you agree? Do you have a wife or girlfriend? Have you discussed your obsession with me with them? What kind of work do you do? Hobbies? You say you go to church? Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?

Ok, there's 7 questions there, now provide 7 answers. Begin.

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@Catwoman VS Barbara Eden,

Your screen name sounds as if you're insane. Are you scared to use your real name? What other things are you scared of?

 

[Adamska]

Looks like Dick's feeling desperate to sound smart and like he isn't personally invested in the only place that hasn't banned him. I state this based on how hard he's trying to claim that everyone but himself is a drooling imbecile and projecting his problems on to others in his standard impulsive tard tantrums.

The winning moment out of the three post REEEEfest is how you dishonestly disqualify items in a made-up test to pretend that you are totally fine and not like you should've been locked away in a tard home.

Seriously, you can't project that someone doesn't have a hobby when you can't even list favorite episodes of TV shows due to retardation and number compulsions ruining any enjoyment you get from it. You can't claim obssessions given you autistically count numbers like an even more retarded Rain Man... or should I say a very unpleasant Count given your mental speed and attitude. You can't claim piety when you refuse the basic tenets of Christianity (Christ dying for our sins), pretend you're Jesus because it gives you the delusion of power, and have multiple felonies to your name. You can't claim bullying because you're too retarded and lonely to leave, and leaving is an option you genuine moron.

And last but not least, you are a retard Dick Watson; anyone who is still amazed with shit like this (which your doofy Gematria horseshit basically is):

Needs to be given an aide; they clearly can't take care of themselves.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@ChurchOfFodBear,

I'll try again since you scored 0 out of a 100 on that.

It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are; don't you agree? Do you have a wife or girlfriend? Have you discussed your obsession with me with them? What kind of work do you do? Hobbies? You say you go to church? Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?

Ok, there's 7 questions there, now provide 7 answers. Begin.

I didn't fail. I asked you courteously if going one at a time would be helpful to you. Apparently not, though I fail to see how being so hostile helps your understanding. But hey, if all at once works for you, that's cool. Just let me know if you have trouble keeping up.

"It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are; don't you agree? "

No, I don't agree that I'm obsessed with you, nor that this is unhealthy. You're but one of many lolcows I follow. I already mentioned my buddy @Cowlick . I wonder what you'd think of him?

"Do you have a wife or girlfriend?"

Affirmative.

"Have you discussed your obsession with me with them?"

As there is no obsession, no. Just like I don't mention every silly cat picture or political meme that crosses my screen.

"What kind of work do you do?"

I analyze new technological paradigms with the intent of creating profitable synergy.

"Hobbies?"

Quite a few. I'd tried to discuss them with you in the past, but you never responded.

"You say you go to church?"

I say that.

"Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?"

We frequently consider the plight of the mentally ill, yes. In fact, we have several programs offering assistance.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

@ChurchOfFodBear,

It's unhealthy for you to be obsessed with me like you are. Do you have a wife or girlfriend? Have you discussed your obsession with me with them? What kind of work do you do? Hobbies? You say you go to church? Have you discussed with your pastor how you're obsessed with Internet bullying some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated?

I've talked to my Pastor and GF about you. They both think you need to see a specialist for your schizophrenia.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What does this have to do with Tinky Winky??!!

 

[LoverofPi]

"The 1st Quarter Moon is a half-moon". That doesn't make sense. The New Moon should begin the 1st Quarter and the half-moon the 2nd Quarter. Right?

A half moon is a first quarter moon. That is its name, puddle.

"The 4th Quarter Moon is half full"? What? Does that make sense to you?

Yep. Because when the moon is waning and half visible, it is called a last quarter moon.

You think?

Better, I KNOW.

Actually, 4 quarters is 4 fourths of the whole. It's like a basketbol, football game, or hockey match. If you're in the 1st quarter, it's the 1st of 4 quarters. Did you quit school after the 1st grade?

No, and that's why I learned about fractions like 1/8, 1/16, and even more. You should try second grade sometime, Brad. Do wonders for your reading comprehension.
You'd learn that many of the things you think are examples of 4 are actually examples of 8.

United(6 letters) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".

You'd better get rid of it all, then. Send it to me, and I will take care of it properly.

Yes, George Washington is on it. He was reincarnated as Robert E. Lee who returned as Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Focus Brad. Your delusions about reincarnation are not relevant to this discussion.

But 4 quarters = 1 dollar. I learned that in preschool. Where you absent that day?

You butchered that. There are 100 cents in a dollar and different combinations of coins will = 1 dollar including 4 quarters.

4 quarters equal a dollar, but that doesn't mean that's as far down as the division goes. That's the point. 4 Quarters go into a dollar, but the dollar is much more divisible, not limited to being simply in quarters.

Ya, your illogical mind is more than just "tough to follow".

So you find basic counting illogical. I will make a note of this.

Called the 4 lunar phases. Agreed?

Called lunar phases, but not the four lunar phases. There are eight of them.

That's wrong, pumpkin. Few people are aware of the 8 phases of the moon, but EVERYONE is aware of the 7-day week and 4 weeks in a 'moonth' even if they're oblivious to the FACT that that originated from the lunar cycle.

No, most people work on the 8 phases. You are not most people, Brad.

Of course, that's NASA and when using the eight phases of the Moon, 7 are lit (New Moon is dark) and the 4th is the Full Moon. Huh, the GOD=7_4 Code comes up in the 4 lunar phases and in the 8 lunar phases! Ain't that a 'coincidence'!
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZrqFQzU

It's entirely a coincidence, because you decided to count it that way. If one counts from the new moon, the 4th moon will be the waxing gibbous. Also, remember there is a 9th recognized phase of the moon.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

hockey match

Hockey is 3 periods that are 20 minutes in length with two 17 min intermissions to resurface the ice.

United(6 letters) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".

Isn't the mark supposed to be worn on the hand or the forehead? Mainstream crazies think it's going to be govermant mandated rfid chips, maybe you should get on board with that.

 

[Mr. X]

some guy who claims to be the 2nd Coming of Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated

Falsely. Remember this?

You are far too petty and vindictive to be the reincarnation of Jesus and far too unintelligent and unscientific to be the reincarnation of Einstein or any other scientist.

By all means, continue to prove me right.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

After some discussions with atheists on Facebook groups this morning, I decided to add "GOD means everybody" on Seal #5...


GOD: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, The Conglomerate of Universes as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD, 12t hi ui ppi.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

After some discussions with atheists on Facebook groups this morning, I decided to add "GOD means everybody" on Seal #5...

GOD: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, The Conglomerate as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD, 12t hi ui ppi.

Did you conclude that they are atheists after they refused to take your dollar-store-teachings or you seriously?