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Smite PC
Runescape PC
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I've been wanting to see how badly he'd do in a MOBA for years so that's exciting. I'd also love to see his lemon somehow not be able to stream Runescape, but that's almost impossible. Best part of all for me is that in a lot of the games listed he could easily be fucked with and would just have to sit there and take it or lose the money likely leading to tons of FakesydePhil followed up by some sort of hyper-toxic Phil in unsponsored streams to make up for it.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
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Look at the views on KOgaming. His DSPgaming channel could only dream of numbers like these.
So let's lean back and see how he will ruin these views with his constant spam.

Will Phil Burnell hold his greed back in this dire situation?
Will he upload longer videos like demanded by his audience?
Will he actually monetize his videos to save the house?! (I see not a single ad)
How will the future world react to this lazy piss poor patted painful program?
All depends on the upcoming double stream.
See you next episode on The Incredible Gout!
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Yes, i agree. Here it should be noted that he does not promise. We see here 12 videos that could be limited to 4 videos. Quite simple the emergency video should only be a full Video. His GTA should be 3 Videos instead 9. Videos. And one more thing his youtube comments should be turned on.


 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
You don't even have to worry about detractors either stirring shit or baiting shit, because he could record it offline and he would still fall foul of this. However much he wants to blame detractors (and they do contribute, dont get me wrong) he is the most toxic individual I've seen.

And he has to compete with my exes for that title.
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Speaking of doing playthroughs offline, I really cannot imagine how current Phil would be without having stream chat there. Most of his "commentary" now is just looking over at his chat/muxxy(?) either: Banning someone, complaining about someone in chat saying something he does not approve of, answering someones cheer question, thanking someone for a sub/cheer/tip/top whatever and then going over to his ridiculous manual overlay and typing in whatever number it is.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Speaking of doing playthroughs offline, I really cannot imagine how current Phil would be without having stream chat there. Most of his "commentary" now is just looking over at his chat/muxxy(?) either: Banning someone, complaining about someone in chat saying something he does not approve of, answering someones cheer question, thanking someone for a sub/cheer/tip/top whatever and then going over to his ridiculous manual overlay and typing in whatever number it is.
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*snort* This is part of his MASSIVE amount of changes during all these years. He adapted to livestreaming and only real fans who appreciate his hard work can see this very 100% fact. He is a different person now, okay? His khantent is a totally new uuuuhm product for the masses.

But seriously, he talks about these huge amount of massive changes he realized during the years but I fail to see them. He gives no example, just proclaims "Nye, I made changes, nye". I mean call me crazy but for all I see he's still a lazy fuck who sits all day on his ass and burps into his microphone. If I reflect back to the beginning of his "legacy" this is exactly the same as before, no intended difference visible. Any additional effort was a necessity to make money on Twitch or to be kinda on equal presentation like other streamers (Pre Stream cards, taking donations and bits, setup OBS, putting in consoles ... okay this gets silly now). What does he mean? Reading donations and be thankful (which he isn't)? This is not an innovation, this is simple interaction when someone talks to you.
Please! Enlighten me, this foolish ignorant detractor!

When there is one thing I would totally give him, it's the camera. Which is everything but a positive innovation.

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WeeblesWobble said:
The major problem is going to be his chat talking about raping eachother.
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That and trollcheer-leaning onlookers are going to try something each time he goes for a bounty. Those stipulations seem air-tight enough where Phil would have to keep a Poker face for the entire session. That's about as likely as him not shitting on Curse by the end of the year.
 
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alright guys that is it that's it guys hope you
enjoyed what I'm gonna do right now is
upload these videos to DSP gaming and uh
you know call it a night thanks to
everyone who cheered something tipped it
was an OK streaming you know ok just ok
for a fighting game he certainly wasn't
terrible but I'm not gonna say it was an
amazing stream you know some people say
Oh Phil why do you still play games like
h1z1 in pub G I'll tell you why I Real
Talk last night h1z1 was it ok stream
like a second place one match I made a
lot of money on that stream versus
tonight I love playing Street Fighter
but not even close I don't even have any
half as much tonight as I made
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Wurstbrot said:
*snort* This is part of his MASSIVE amount of changes during all these years. He adapted to livestreaming and only real fans who appreciate his hard work can see this very 100% fact. He is a different person now, okay? His khantent is a totally new uuuuhm product for the masses.

But seriously, he talks about these huge amount of massive changes he realized during the years but I fail to see them. He gives no example, just proclaims "Nye, I made changes, nye". I mean call me crazy but for all I see he's still a lazy fuck who sits all day on his ass and burps into his microphone. If I reflect back to the beginning of his "legacy" this is exactly the same as before, no intended difference visible. Any additional effort was a necessity to make money on Twitch or to be kinda on equal presentation like other streamers (Pre Stream cards, taking donations and bits, setup OBS, putting in consoles ... okay this gets silly now). What does he mean? Reading donations and be thankful (which he isn't)? This is not an innovation, this is simple interaction when someone talks to you.
Please! Enlighten me, this foolish ignorant detractor!

When there is one thing I would totally give him, it's the camera. Which is everything but a positive innovation.

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He has never made any changes, his transitions are the equivalent of trying to fix a faucet by hitting it with a block of wood to hitting it with a wrench, he at least has a better tool for the job now but he is still doing the same thing at the end of the day.

Compare his old gameplay videos to his streams and it is essentially the same thing but worse somehow. At least when he started he tapped my inmature 12 year old who laughs at the dick jokes.

All his problems and rants are the equivalent of the ones from a zombie who refuses to accept it has died.
 
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Since most, if not all these 'bounties' are for PC games, I guess we'll get to see if his computer really cannot play and stream games like he professes or as I have always suspected it's because he's intimidated by PC games and is reluctant to look like the idiot dinosaur he is in front of his young fans.
 
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Interestingly the tips for this month seem a little low:
Based on @EddyB43 information:
  • July 2017: 1180
  • September 2017: 2397
  • October 2017: 1155
  • November 2017: 3251 *
  • December 2017: 6335
  • January 2018: 2248
  • February 2018: 1392
  • March 2018: 1311
  • April 2018: 1404
* sub $1 tips tracked for a while
Based on @EddyB43 and @actually information:
  • May 2018: 1585
Based on my information:
  • June 2018: 2507
  • July 2018: 900*
* so far, projected $1299 if it doesn't slow down- which it will because he's bled them dry
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PieceofShet said:
What if dsp lied about kogaming being blacklisted so he doesnt have to edit at all and have more lay around time? :thinking:

He did not look concerned about uploading 10 mins videos there. I mean why would you upload to a blacklisted channel?
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Maybe he was more concerned about putting a bit of work into infrequent videos and some of them getting demonetized and is fine with putting no work into spammed videos and some of them getting demonetized. That would make sense.
 
Apparently kozatof was being mean to sidella, sidella whined, and DSP threatened to ban kozatof (lol for the 90001002039th time?) if kozatof didn't apologize. Snippets:
[2018-07-22 16:59:33 UTC] ob1kenobi434: i block kingkoz
[2018-07-22 17:03:03 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 why did you block
[2018-07-22 17:03:36 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 ladyLoser ladyLoser ladyLoser ladyLoser
[2018-07-22 17:04:05 UTC] kingkozatof: Sidella did nuffin
[2018-07-22 17:05:03 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 unblock boyo
[2018-07-22 17:05:19 UTC] kingkozatof: No true Jedi would block someone sidella
[2018-07-22 17:05:23 UTC] kingkozatof: You’re a dark side
[2018-07-22 17:05:37 UTC] kingkozatof: You’re evil for blocking on twitch , that makes you NOT A JEDI
[2018-07-22 17:05:55 UTC] kingkozatof: Yeah
[2018-07-22 17:07:38 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 you a scrub
[2018-07-22 17:07:49 UTC] kingkozatof: S C R U B
[2018-07-22 17:08:13 UTC] kingkozatof: @westleyhamill LUL
[2018-07-22 17:08:36 UTC] kingkozatof: @westleyhamill is the end really neigh ?
[2018-07-22 17:10:11 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 you are a troll now boy
[2018-07-22 17:10:32 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 you are Meen
[2018-07-22 17:12:41 UTC] kingkozatof: @thenewfaceofcreation you blocked by sidella?
[2018-07-22 17:13:00 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 S C R U B
[2018-07-22 17:16:47 UTC] kingkozatof: @darksydephil @ob1kenobi434 is a TROLL
[2018-07-22 17:16:54 UTC] kingkozatof: BAN SIDELLA
[2018-07-22 17:17:16 UTC] kingkozatof: @thevietnamesecomrade when he blocks koz yeah he is troll
[2018-07-22 17:17:22 UTC] kingkozatof: #SIDELLA4BAN
[2018-07-22 17:17:53 UTC] kingkozatof: @darksydephil #SIDELLA4BAN
[2018-07-22 17:21:29 UTC] ob1kenobi434: I get a knife right now im mad
[2018-07-22 17:22:41 UTC] ob1kenobi434: No im treatend to take my own life [2018-07-22 17:22:48 UTC] ob1kenobi434: i had enough [2018-07-22 17:24:28 UTC] ob1kenobi434: :( [2018-07-22 17:26:00 UTC] ob1kenobi434: At this point you know I had Enough I might need to see somone coz my body is shaking n i have a liver condition n i dont need this
[2018-07-22 17:23:36 UTC] darksydephil: okay anyone else want to start shit? id like to ban the idiots now before i get started
[2018-07-22 17:25:03 UTC] darksydephil: not on my watch
[2018-07-22 17:25:17 UTC] darksydephil: the element of "stealth trolls" is going to be weeded out now. i dont have time for that shit anymore
[2018-07-22 17:25:38 UTC] darksydephil: yeah, bullying someone isn't joking
[2018-07-22 17:25:40 UTC] darksydephil: its bullying
[2018-07-22 17:25:43 UTC] darksydephil: so learn now or get banned
[2018-07-22 17:26:22 UTC] darksydephil: now can i please start the stream?
[2018-07-22 17:26:28 UTC] darksydephil: or do more idiots want to reveal themselves now so i can ban you?
[2018-07-22 17:28:31 UTC] darksydephil: yes, let's get excited for the fun streams today. TWO of them which i never do on sunday
[2018-07-22 17:28:34 UTC] ob1kenobi434: @A3_BUG I have a liver condision and it dont help when im sad or ma alreddy feel like puking [2018-07-22 17:30:04 UTC] ob1kenobi434: @A3_BUG ty man it just I have a rare luver dissese alled coach syndrum
[2018-07-22 17:29:07 UTC] kingkozatof: @darksydephil sorry I guess
[2018-07-22 17:29:13 UTC] kingkozatof: I don know what I said
[2018-07-22 17:29:33 UTC] kingkozatof: @darksydephil who was I bullying
[2018-07-22 17:29:54 UTC] kingkozatof: Yeah but he blocked me for no reason I guess, oh well
[2018-07-22 17:30:17 UTC] darksydephil: KingKozatof if you really don't know, i'm just going to perm ban you now
[2018-07-22 17:30:21 UTC] kingkozatof: Wait
[2018-07-22 17:30:25 UTC] kingkozatof: I know
[2018-07-22 17:30:26 UTC] darksydephil: so you can either fess up and say you're sorry or you can say goodbye
[2018-07-22 17:30:28 UTC] darksydephil: which is it going to be?
[2018-07-22 17:30:33 UTC] kingkozatof: Alright
[2018-07-22 17:30:35 UTC] kingkozatof: Sorry
[2018-07-22 17:30:56 UTC] darksydephil: say you're sorry TO THE PERSON you were bullying
[2018-07-22 17:31:06 UTC] kingkozatof: But he blocked me he won’t see it lol
[2018-07-22 17:31:32 UTC] kingkozatof: @ob1kenobi434 alright my bro, I sorry for bullying you boyo
[2018-07-22 17:33:36 UTC] darksydephil: now KingKozatof, if i ever catch you bullying someone again, you'll be banned. and that goes for everyone here
[2018-07-22 17:33:41 UTC] darksydephil: i'm done putting up with kiddie shit
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sidella isn't funny < salty
 
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((CH3)2Hg) said:
I've been wanting to see how badly he'd do in a MOBA for years so that's exciting. I'd also love to see his lemon somehow not be able to stream Runescape, but that's almost impossible. Best part of all for me is that in a lot of the games listed he could easily be fucked with and would just have to sit there and take it or lose the money likely leading to tons of FakesydePhil followed up by some sort of hyper-toxic Phil in unsponsored streams to make up for it.
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Well he did claim his PC couldn't run Binding of Issac so anything is up for grabs.
 
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