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Haunter said:
He did up end using the 2x4 after the shotgun proved to be not much use, though it's still trying the viewers patience. I can't fault him for grasping at straws. It's a confusing scenario in a video game to be dropped into. In area about the size of your bedroom, two characters nearly stand in place and fire guns into each other non-stop until, hopefully, the other person collapses.

I didn't want to harp on it too much. It is a situation where I had to look up that what was appearing on the screen was supposed to be happening :/
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As someone who plays it a lot there are ways you can take him and make it less about two people standing there and plugging each other. Eddie has a fire animation, you can time dodges behind the hunks of meat to avoid his attacks and then run into the clear and get off a shot. This is made easier with side stepping.
 
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As someone who plays it a lot there are ways you can take him and make it less about two people standing there and plugging each other. Eddie has a fire animation, you can time dodges behind the hunks of meat to avoid his attacks and then run into the clear and get off a shot. This is made easier with side stepping.
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I've not played the game. Sorry if this is coming out garbled.

The section I'm talking about is the room where you encounter Eddie after he's killed a bunch of people and he gives you a speech about him taking revenge on his bullies. The player character says something like "Have you gone crazy?", then Eddie turns his revolver on you.

Losing the fight, Eddie limps away, allowing the player to confront him again in a long meat-locker area. I think that's the room you mean with the hunks of meat.
 
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I've not played the game. Sorry if this is coming out garbled.

The section I'm talking about is the room where you encounter Eddie after he's killed a bunch of people and he gives you a speech about him taking revenge on his bullies. The player character says something like "Have you gone crazy?", then Eddie turns his revolver on you.

Losing the fight, Eddie limps away, allowing the player to confront him again in a long meat-locker area. I think that's the room you mean with the hunks of meat.
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Ah, now I understand, the first phase. Sorry for my confusion, I remember what part you mean now.
 
Looks like Phil has finally figured out that spamming KOGaming with 10 minute parts would be the worst thing he could do to retain an audience as his Silent Hill 2 uploads are only 2 parts. Both of them are over 1 hour, I wonder how long he keeps that up before he's back to spamming 10 minute parts. End of the week tops is my guess.
 
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Another observation on Phil's unbelievable lack of ability at fighting games through the lens of Injustice 2: He constantly complains that he gets combo'ed to death in the corner and laments that only a few characters have teleports to escape that, and that it's awful game design.

One of the first things you learn in the tutorial, after basic movement and combat, is how to perform a Roll Escape, which exists to get you out of that exact situation and is extremely easy to execute. But I guess "I didn't know that, d00d!"
 
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What's with these new pre stream drawings that look nothing like DSP?

Poor Mitch needing to keep emailing this dumbass that there aren't updates

"This stream is now my livelihood. *Snort* So it can't be disgusting. I've had enough of this crap."

NO MORE BULLYING
 
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You know I can deal with this twatfuck making an insanely comfortable living because he has found a way to manipulate idiots into opening their wallets. That’s fine. That’s where half the entertainment comes from.

What I’m having a hard time dealing with is this cunt breaking rules and falling through the cracks time and time again on Twitch but especially on YouTube.

He has at least 2 Adsense accounts, and is trying to pile on lies to cover his ass and Get his dumbass channel monetized again and you know what, he probably will.

If this was any one of us we would have been denied instantly and told to kick dirt. But somehow, this pussbag finds a way around it always.

Rate me mad, but when does someone’s luck finally run out? When does karma finally unmask itself? I hope he stubs his gout ridden toe tonight when he stumbles into his bed at 5am.
 
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BallBuster said:
You know I can deal with this twatfuck making an insanely comfortable living because he has found a way to manipulate idiots into opening their wallets. That’s fine. That’s where half the entertainment comes from.

What I’m having a hard time dealing with is this cunt breaking rules and falling through the cracks time and time again on Twitch but especially on YouTube.

He has at least 2 Adsense accounts, and is trying to pile on lies to cover his ass and Get his dumbass channel monetized again and you know what, he probably will.

If this was any one of us we would have been denied instantly and told to kick dirt. But somehow, this pussbag finds a way around it always.

Rate me mad, but when does someone’s luck finally run out? When does karma finally unmask itself? I hope he stubs his gout ridden toe tonight when he stumbles into his bed at 5am.
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No man I share your sentiments and a lot of others do you can tell with people like Tevin - the sane members of SOK and probs most of this forum. That is what I find irritating because Phil then translates that to he is alpha and people love him but in actuality he is just LUCKY. Luck runs out, that is the thing. He has 0 charisma and trust me man it will run out. He is just disgusting in all honesty. I hope soulmaid is taking him for a ride which it looks like.
 
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2 random minutes with DSP: Pre-Stream

Sidella complains to Anony that Jakelikescats and GenericGamer were bullying him.

DiabeticSP said:
What's with these new pre stream drawings that look nothing like DSP?
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Phil's just said the "artist" behind the blaring new fanart on his Pre-Streams was inspired by Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (which is a popular manga and anime series, apparently).

DiabeticSP said:
NO MORE BULLYING
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"Bullying" is brought up a second time in a rant from Phil. KingOfHypocrisy cheered the token 25 cents to ask: "So talking "bad about you behind your back" is a bannable offense now? I thought you said before that you don't care what do people do outside the stream. Trying to understand the new rules here". Phil counters that those people were "saying insulting things" in his chat. Irate with others calling him a "bully", he justifies "bullying" others. Re-enacting banning the upstarts from earlier, Phil belts out a resentful laugh.

The problem with this zero-tolerance is there's no clear line. Most people in Phil's chat fuck with him. These two screencaps were from the Silent Hill 2 stream earlier today
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Phil is now "All in on Twitch", to use his words. Maybe he's taking the chat non-sense more serious as his dependence on it tightens :/
 
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Dave says he's going 'to do whatever it takes' to make enough money.... except for streaming for more than 6 hours, on Saturdays and/or twice on Sundays. He's considering filing for bankruptcy, but not streaming more than he does now. I can't take him seriously when he says such things.
 
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Haunter said:
The problem with this zero-tolerance is there's no clear line. Most people in Phil's chat fuck with him. These two screencaps were from the Silent Hill 2 stream earlier today
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Phil is now "All in on Twitch", to use his words. Maybe he's taking the chat non-sense more serious as his dependence on it tightens :/
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The more he tightens his grip on the chat the less popular his channel will be. I'm sure a lot of his subs are undercover trolls, take them away and he'll be losing a lot of money.

Phil, if you're reading this: You've got to decide now buddy, the 10-year-legacy and keeping your Twitch afloat, or teaching those dirty detractor trolls a lesson and hunting them all down until your chat is a "positive place".
 
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BallBuster said:
You know I can deal with this twatfuck making an insanely comfortable living because he has found a way to manipulate idiots into opening their wallets. That’s fine. That’s where half the entertainment comes from.

What I’m having a hard time dealing with is this cunt breaking rules and falling through the cracks time and time again on Twitch but especially on YouTube.

He has at least 2 Adsense accounts, and is trying to pile on lies to cover his ass and Get his dumbass channel monetized again and you know what, he probably will.

If this was any one of us we would have been denied instantly and told to kick dirt. But somehow, this pussbag finds a way around it always.

Rate me mad, but when does someone’s luck finally run out? When does karma finally unmask itself? I hope he stubs his gout ridden toe tonight when he stumbles into his bed at 5am.
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His luck might have run out this time. Everyone has known for years his adsense has been banned, so pretty much the only way he was going to make money off ads was being with a partner company or cheating the system with a 2nd account. I think the fact that this issue hasnt been resolved is proof enough nothing might change, and the way dave is acting it might be clear even he isnt expecting to cry his way out of this one, Especially if he casually tells google he made a dummy account lol.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Dave says he's going 'to do whatever it takes' to make enough money.... except for streaming for more than 6 hours, on Saturdays and/or twice on Sundays. He's considering filing for bankruptcy, but not streaming more than he does now. I can't take him seriously when he says such things.
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Since Phil has brought it up here is the faq for filing bankruptcy in Washington state.
http://www.washington-bankruptcy.com/faq.html#1
I'm not saying this is going to happen, but for those who want to talk about it here you go.
 
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BallBuster said:
You know I can deal with this twatfuck making an insanely comfortable living because he has found a way to manipulate idiots into opening their wallets. That’s fine. That’s where half the entertainment comes from.

What I’m having a hard time dealing with is this cunt breaking rules and falling through the cracks time and time again on Twitch but especially on YouTube.

He has at least 2 Adsense accounts, and is trying to pile on lies to cover his ass and Get his dumbass channel monetized again and you know what, he probably will.

If this was any one of us we would have been denied instantly and told to kick dirt. But somehow, this pussbag finds a way around it always.

Rate me mad, but when does someone’s luck finally run out? When does karma finally unmask itself? I hope he stubs his gout ridden toe tonight when he stumbles into his bed at 5am.
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Basically the dumber and more helpless and incapable you come off, the more relatable you are to the average person who will be more willing to humor you and try to help you. I think the average person who's barely paying attention sees a bumbling, helpless, incapable, whiny fuck like Dave and they don't examine it any further than 'Oh, this sad sack needs help.'

It's frustrating to watch as 'ignorance of the law is not an excuse' gets thrown to the wind time and again seemingly because he's so stupid, but I think an average person dealing with Dave would see it like expecting an infant to change it's own diapers and bathe itself. Like, the fat baby is just going to smear shit all over itself then drown.
 
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Since Phil has brought it up here is the faq for filing bankruptcy in Washington state.
http://www.washington-bankruptcy.com/faq.html#1
I'm not saying this is going to happen, but for those who want to talk about it here you go.
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Great link, I started to read through it, and I don't think that bankruptcy will solve his issues. From that website's "What Doesn’t Bankruptcy Do?":
-Will not eliminate mortgages
-Will not discharge some taxes (recent income tax debts and all other tax debts, according to the Washington Non-Dischargeable Debts link)
-If anyone co-signed on anything, they're still on the hook for it.

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