Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

So what's your deal, anyway?

  • I used to be a fan of PK's and was already a Kiwi

    Votes: 236 7.9%
  • I made an account just to post in this thread

    Votes: 265 8.8%
  • I was never a fan of PK's but this shit fascinates me

    Votes: 1,326 44.2%
  • This thread is a fucking circlejerk trainwreck and I wanna watch

    Votes: 1,177 39.2%

  • Total voters
    3,003
Pedo McDogfucker said:
And I never discussed sex or sex-related topics with anyone underage.
Pedo McDogfucker said:
I would talk about it to people at the drop of a hat if I thought they had even the slightest bit of interest in or curiosity about the subject.

"I never talked to anyone underage about sexual topics. I just talked about it to literally anyone and everyone, thoughtlessly and enthusiastically, while mainly interacting with people in relation to a childrens video game series and other childish cartoon characters."

:thinking:
 
When I read that poor excuse of an apology letter it reminded me of the time Marl went behind PK's back to have sex with Exty and he posted a very similar 'I'M A BAD PERSON' letter in his tumblr explaining how he was terrible and how PK was this pure angel. This is of course a damage control tactic, but in this case I think this letter is so sloppy and so inconsistent that you have to be slow in the minds to believe it.

I'm gonna go through the letter point by point.
'(NOTE FROM GLIP: I have copied Marl's whole letter from his account to mine so that I can ensure it won't be edited or changed without me knowing about it. I think you will be able to understand why after reading this all.)'

It's already confirmed by a tweet that PK is very involved in the production of this letter. She made the hilarious and stupid mistake admitting this because it really paints the letter as a collaboration between Marl, PK and Eevee rather than Marl purely confessing.

I am Marl, former partner of glip. They are moving on without me, and they are one-hundred percent right to do so. I have abused their trust over and over, so many times, over the course of an entire decade. The least I can do for them now is to finally address rumors that I've allowed to circulate unchallenged over the years.

So addressing the rumors is more for PK's sake than yours Marl? I dunno but if someone was accused of fucking dogs and grooming minors I think they would try to dispel rumors for their own reputation, not someone else's. Again, an indication that PK wants to use Marl to remove herself out of this despite the evidence showing that she was well aware of it.

I am not a pedophile ringleader. I do not spend my time grooming potential victims. I have never attempted to get a child who lived next door to visit my house for sex. I will never do that. I have no interest in children. The person circulating these rumors knows who they are. They've done this before, to other people. And for the longest time I was too afraid to say they were lying. I didn't want them to make up more rumors in retaliation. I thought - stupidly - that if I just stayed silent and ignored them long enough, they would go away. But that's never how it works.


We never referred to Marl as a 'pedophile ringleader' so this is something he pulled out to make the rumors seem more 'scandalous' and 'far fetched'. Nice try but the logs are out there and people can decide for themselves of what to label you Marl. Also he confirmed the logs were real and in those logs the victim talks about going to their house and details of it. Which is it then? Also who in the right mind would let rumors of this nature about them circle without trying desperately to nip them in the bud?

It would have been easy for me to refute the rumors when they started, but I didn't. I allowed those rumors to grow and grow, because that's what happens if you don't stand up and say something. The rumors just get worse, and people begin to believe they must all be true.

No it wasn't the rumors that confirmed their authenticity it was your silence and guilty behavior Marl. Besides I have a hard time believing Marl is this scared little lamb when he's shown to be a very authoritative moderator in the Floraverse comments and forum.

My cowardice forced glip to become the public face of the rumors targeting me, and my failure to act has tainted their name and their creations. And every time glip defended me, my silence and unwillingness to do anything about the rumors made it appear like they defended and supported a child predator.

No one blamed PK for what you did Marl, they blamed her for screaming ALL OF THE RUMORS ARE LIEZ and being completely aware of your dogfucking/grooming shenanigans (as shown in the logs). Also the fact that she draws bestiality and cheese pizza (and no to mention the evidence that Eevee finds this stuff ok) also indicates that if she knew of such behavior she would most likely be accepting. Also PK never defended Marl specifically it was always trying to save her own ass. Again, painting PK as this noble warrior doesn't work, nice try.

I had sexual fantasies involving dogs, a long time ago. For the longest time I failed to realize how abusive that fetish was. I would talk about it to people at the drop of a hat if I thought they had even the slightest bit of interest in or curiosity about the subject. I wanted to be seen as cool and experienced, so I would make up stories in which I'd turned my fantasies into realities. It was all an effort to get people to like me, or think I was interesting. I know how dumb that is, but it's what I genuinely believed at the time. I lied to get people to like me.

This is the part that's hardest to believe for me. This is hilarious, he really expects people to believe this shit. Firstly, if he was so 'open' about his fetish because he wanted to seem more interesting, it means his wife of ten years most likely knew (as well as the side boytoy). Secondly, if he was so open to it why did he only express this 'fetish' in secret? He never talked about it in his tumblr blog or anywhere else. It was always in confidence (ex: junglekawa, bigfluff). Finally, the logs go way too much into detail in his zoophilic actions to believe he was merely bragging (he even had a website). Also he said PK was aware and he even asked her to participate (in which she said no).

I had a dog at one point, and I began to include him in these lies. I finally realized that I didn't want to act on these fantasies, not really, so I gave him away to someone who actually cares about him. I no longer have those fantasies. I am ashamed I ever had them, and I am ashamed for telling stories about them.

Who in the right mind would want a reputation as 'the guy who fucks his dog'? Come on Marl, do you really think people are stupid enough to eat this up? You did this stuff secretly because you knew it was wrong.

I never told glip about any of that. The only thing I ever told glip was that it was a very minor kink, something fun to see in furry art but something I would never ever do in real life, no way. I never told them the truth. I never told them who I was talking to. I never told them what I was talking about. I did my very best to keep them in utter darkness. I knew that if glip found out, I would have to look at my actions and their consequences and I was too afraid to do that.

Okay so at one point you say you were 'too open' about your dog fucking 'kink' but when it came to PK, your wife (who has drawn bestiality porn), it was 'hidden in utter darkness'? Which is it Marl? Do you have a split personality or something?

So when more rumors about me began to surface, glip still defended me because they truly believed I was completely innocent of them. And I was, for the most part. But because glip didn't know who I had talked to, or what I had talked about, they had no idea what to do or say when actually confronted by the rumors. It made glip look like a giant fucking creep who sheltered not only a child predator, but also an animal abuser.

What are you talking about? PK NEVER addressed the dogfucking rumors ever. She just dismissed all the rumors in general as lies. She was never like 'Oh Marl has a minor kink involving dogs but he would never do that irl, I made sure of that!' she was always trying to save her own ass about the evidence thrown her way. Also PK is creepy on her own, she doesn't need your help Marl.

And still, I allowed glip to defend me. I allowed them to take the entire burden of the internet rumor-mill. I watched as it threatened to destroy our lives, and I watched as it made glip's name become inseparable from me and my failures. Their defense of me has cost them several friendships. And I still did nothing about it. I was a coward. Saying that doesn't make it okay, and it never will be okay. But it is the truth.

Wait...'failures'? Interesting word choice there. Because if you truly didn't fuck dogs and it was just a 'fantasy' then that means you didn't do anything. Why is it a failure then? Oh because you actually did it and PK, and Eevee knew about it.

I have also come to realize I pressured people into talking to me, whether it was about sex or anything else. I assumed that people would be fine with saying "No, I don't want to talk about this" or "This makes me uncomfortable", but that's an awful assumption, and it's horrible for me to have made it. I should have been more sensitive to what other people wanted. But I never thought about what other people wanted - my mindset was always "just talk about literally anything. the other person will surely say something if they don't want to talk."

NEVER in the logs has bigfluff expressed that she didn't want to talk to him. This is a smokescreen he's making to distract people from the logs.

When people began to post chat logs of me doing this, I understood exactly what it was I'd done. Yes, all of the logs have been edited in ways to make me look extra shitty and creepy, and made it look like glip and eevee were complicit in everything I did. But they weren't complicit, because I never told them anything.

Show evidence where these logs were 'edited' then. Also if the logs were edited to incriminate Eevee and PK, why not go all out? Have the edit be something far more incriminating like them torturing puppies or something. All the logs told about PK and Eevee is that they knew and that was enough for most people.

But despite all that, the logs do not lie when it comes to the basic reality that I pressured people into talking about things they didn't want to talk about. I know now that what I thought were fun fantasy talks were incredibly high-pressure, aggressive situations. Nobody should ever have to go through that.

The basic reality of the logs is that you were grooming a minor to do sex acts to you and your dog. Again, there was no pressure or 'aggression' since the logs have mutually enthusiastic participants. I'm not blaming bigfluff here of course, she was a minor and didn't know better. Marl as the adult should've never engaged with her at all. I have a feeling that neither Eevee and PK read the logs in their entirety.

One person I spoke with at length, while of age, was young enough that there was a clear imbalance of life experience and power. The age gap was simply too large. I didn't think of any of that at the time, choosing instead to believe since that it was just online, it was okay. I later realized how creepy and inappropriate everything I had talked about was, and I apologized to them for my actions and did not contact them again. This was years before any of these rumors began. And I never discussed sex or sex-related topics with anyone underage.

And the logs have you express that age gap as 'exciting' and 'taboo'. You knew what you were doing. Besides, there's no such apology in the logs and you only 'apologized' when they leaked. You dumb fuck.

I realize now how difficult it is to say "No" to someone. Especially to someone like me, who held a decent amount of power in the community I resided in. I never thought I was abusing my position to get people to talk to me, but I know now that what I think doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that I did abuse my position. Intentional or not, it still does damage, and it's still an awful, awful thing to do.

Another distraction! Marl's 'power' was only as a moderator for a creepy niche furry webcomic. He had no influence whatsoever, unless PK allowed him to have that influence. Making her complicit.

And I still didn't tell glip about any of this. I told them nothing. They tried to get me to tell them, for years. They always wanted to know what I was up to, what I was doing. I would always respond with lies that even I believed.

I find it very hard to believe that PK, the person who has thrown you under the bus before, was completely in the dark about this especially since she 'insisted' so much. We all know how short of a temper PK has and when she wants something done she would go through any kind of means possible to do it. Also I remember during the time Marl vented about being lonely, PK said she knew of these feelings and that 'he kept no secrets from her'. Soooo which is it? Pk is in the dark about everything or not? The latter is more likely.

I had asked that glip not talk about me to anyone, under the false hope that it would allow me to feel safe enough to open up to them about things I felt and thought. This was a terrible, awful thing to ask. And yet I asked it, and glip did it because they thought it would help me. I deprived glip of any kind of outlet they could have used to express their own thoughts and feelings. They never had the opportunity for a friend or loved one to go "hey, what he's doing is fucked up. don't put up with it."

Yet she kept referring you as her husband and kept crediting you in Floraverse. I've talked to PK before, she doesn't talk about anyone but herself and her OCs so she does this by default. Also judging by PK's twitter temper tantrums, her tumblr posts bitching about Marl (and sometimes Eevee) it doesn't seem she was deprived of any outlet. She's one of the most knee jerky lolcows around. PK goes by the WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT mentality so unless Marl had a gun to her head I highly doubt that PK wouldn't express herself when she wanted to. It's hilarious how he's trying to paint her as a meek little princess locked in a tower.

And all it ever did was compound my fear of talking, and of being talked about. If I had even the slightest suspicion that glip was speaking about me to someone, anyone, I would spiral into self-obsessed depression. This is all I ever gave glip for their efforts.

What efforts? PK never mentioned you and would only sperg about Floraverse or go on twitter rants about 'the haters'. She was never like 'HEY GUYS LAY OFF MARL HE'S AN AMAZING HUMAN BEAN'. Again, stop trying to paint PK as this amazing loyal wife, SHE CHEATED ON YOU THREE DAYS BEFORE YOUR WEDDING you dumb dumb cuck.

Glip also couldn't vent about the lies and false rumors surrounding them, even in their own house. If they did, or if I even suspected they did or were about to, I would shut down and become almost entirely unresponsive to anything they said or did. Not just for that brief time period, but often for days. My self-pitying cowardly aura infected everyone in the house, and taught glip they couldn't talk about anything to anyone, anywhere. Not to their friends, not to their peers, not to me, and not even to eevee. They had nothing, no outlet at all. I made it like that. And it did very real damage to them.

What planet are you on, PK vented through tweets about the 'lies' allllll the freaking time. She and Eevee constructed rebuttals and text walls about these 'horrendous lies', so it's obvious they discussed them among each other. Also again unless Marl physically threatened them that wouldn't stop someone as explosive and bitchy as PK to express herself. Heck she even bitched about Marl's depression on occasions (like that post about him being sad that PK refused to eat his orange chicken or some shit).

I was not good for them. I lied to them constantly, about everything. I let them defend me when I should have defended myself. I let them become affiliated with every shitty thing I've done or said. I let them spend so much of their time and energy on me and I would always give them nothing in return.

'Except clean the house, cook her meals, had a vasectomy and letting her fuck whoever she wants.' Stop painting PK as a victim Marl, she cucked you so hard that it's become a running joke.

It is completely my fault they are moving on without me. I know this. They have never done anything wrong. All they did was try and try and try, and I only ever punished them for it.

Yes PK is so innocent there's a whole 977 page thread of receipts of her being a creepy cunt. Also the thought of a cuck like Marl 'punishing' PK is so laughable that even imagining it pops half of my braincells.

This confession doesn't make it all okay. I can never make it okay. I have no excuse for what I have done. I just hope it brings some kind of closure to anyone who reads it.

If you can't 'make it okay' then why write the confession in the first place? Besides all you've said is that you had some frisky conversations and fantasies of fucking your dog. So in your own words you didn't do anything but at the same time...you did? Make up your mind Marl.

To the people I frightened, made uncomfortable, or pressured, I am sorry. To the people who tried to be my friend and I abused their trust, I am sorry. To the people who liked floraverse and were turned away from it because of rumors surrounding glip, I am sorry. Glip did nothing. The rumors began because of everything I did. I did my best, my very best, to make sure glip didn't know anything. I lied so much, just so that they wouldn't know what I had been doing. That's the kind of person I was.

So Marl is the Floraverse martyr and PK/Eevee expects that him 'confessing his sins' will wipe them clean of all the receipts. Uh huh, sure.

I caused so much damage to someone who cared so fucking much! It fucking hurts to even think about how much they cared. I have never in my life met anyone who cared as much or as deeply about fucking anything as glip cared for me. I will never meet someone with the same capacity for love as glip has.

Ah yes, truly the woman that cheated on you before your wedding and treated you as a house maid has shown the deepest love and appreciation for you! True love!

They gave me their life, their trust, their love, and I ruined it. And they gave it all to me again and again and again, for ten entire fucking years, and for ten entire fucking years all I did was punish them for making the effort.

Marl: I also remember the good times when she made me have a vasectomy and drew her OC beheading mine and sold it as a t-shirt! Truly a demonstration of true love!

And the rest is just Marl saying GOODBYE WORLDDDD and logging off from the internet. Honestly I think this is all a sham and they are using this pitiful 'confession' to wipe themselves clean of all controversy and responsibility. Unless they can provide a document that Marl and PK are truly divorcing I don't think it will happen. However if they get a divorce then it's just PK doing damage control over her doomed franchise. She's not divorcing him for causing damage on others, she's divorcing him because he became an inconvenience for her. As a parting shot she's using him as a lightning rod of all drama and trying to have her come off as a huge victim.

Now I can't wait for Eevee's text wall of stupid because I want to see how he tries to paint himself as a victim while Marl is the TRUE villain.
 
Last edited:
I've been lurking this thread for a long time, and when people brought up throwing Marl under the bus I didn't think they'd do it, but wow. They did. I thought they'd just continue on and try to get back into public just by denying everything. But now with PK supposedly divorcing Marl, do you think her and Eevee are going to get married?
 
I've been lurking this thread for a long time, and when people brought up throwing Marl under the bus I didn't think they'd do it, but wow. They did. I thought they'd just continue on and try to get back into public just by denying everything. But now with PK supposedly divorcing Marl, do you think her and Eevee are going to get married?
I think they probably wanted to years ago but Glip wasn't sure if Eevee would be as much of a sure thing as Marl was at the time. I'd be completely unsurprised if they got married.
 
OP and thread title have been updated accordingly.

8d61801aecc74ace40ea7c264b11a2aa.gif


That is if they haven't already murdered Marl and hid his body in the basement of the house they're selling.
 
Last edited:
Unrelated to the current topic at hand, but since it was mentioned recently I wanted to ask. When was it revealed that the person Marl cheated on PK with was Exty? I don't seem to recall that being explicitly said by PK in her vent post about it back in the day.


Back on topic, wow. It's absolutely mind-boggling how people think this proves Marl's innocence. Like Rosechuspickle said, his message is just full of inconsistencies and bad efforts of trying to say what people want to hear.

Like he and PK are so fucking stupid that they can't even piece together a believable lie without totally fucking it up and giving us obvious clues and hints that they're making it up. What is the relevance of PK telling everyone that Marl sent her his apology so that she can make sure it wasn't edited or whatever? (The thing she said at the beginning of the "apology") It's not important at all and all it does is just make them look really fishy.
 
I don't believe the divorce thing for a second. PK knew about this all along, so if the dog fucking/child grooming shit didn't get her to consider it (and why would it? She's been fixated on similar kinks for years and has more than proven that she doesn't give a rat's ass about the victims who weren't even addressed in his dumbass letter) then why would she randomly cut ties and give up half of her assets now? I'm pretty sure divorce is just what she wants everyone to think so she can wash her hands of his drama.

The letter is the dumbest thing I've read in a while. According to Marl his """"""true""""""" crime was uh.... just not being honest about his kinks and talking to random strangers about his dog/grooming fetishes. Even if I reached hard enough to give him the benefit of the doubt and thought that WAS true, how could that possibly be enough to warrant her to want a divorce when she's demonstrated for YEARS that she's into shit like that too?

I don't know what goes on behind their closed doors, but as far as I can tell, nothing has actually happened since the initial drama. I'm pretty sure if something did happen between them since, we'd know all about it, because PK and Eevee can't fucking help themselves when it comes to screeching when they feel that they've been wronged. I'm calling bullshit, and I'm willing to bet Marl is just going to make a sockpuppet account with the intention of resuming his moderator/Floraverse writer bullshit and housemaid duties when they feel that this has blown over. I just don't see anything in it for her in actually divorcing his sorry ass, and PK comes first in PK's world.
 
Last edited:
Wow, so grooming an already abused child and then marrying them asap results in a shitty miserable relationship?? Gosh, who knew!!

Also, ETA on Eevee marrying PK now? I still remember when gay marriage was legalized he immediately made a pissy remark that he still can't get married because his girlfriend already has a husband. His longstanding barely-hidden contempt for Marl, even though he engages in the exact same shit, should make the upcoming wall of text absolutely fascinating.
 
Wow, so grooming an already abused child and then marrying them asap results in a shitty miserable relationship?? Gosh, who knew!!

Also, ETA on Eevee marrying PK now? I still remember when gay marriage was legalized he immediately made a pissy remark that he still can't get married because his girlfriend already has a husband. His longstanding barely-hidden contempt for Marl, even though he engages in the exact same shit, should make the upcoming wall of text absolutely fascinating.

The adult boyfriend PK had as a teen wasn't Marl (he's only two years older). There's very little evidence that Marl groomed PK and that she was abused. PK is not a reliable narrator, she's a sick puppy herself.
 
It’s so easy to pretend this whole issue begins and ends with Marl, that saying he “wrote an apology” and is going to “log off forever” is going to wash them of the situation. “It was Marl! Marl’s to blame! But I’m divorcing him and he’s never coming back online so that’s that!”

Bull-fuckin-shit. Glip thinks we’re a hell of a lot dumber than we are. Hopefully those who DO believe this are a small minority, although who knows right?

In other news, it would be hilarious if Marl was actually going to go to jail, and the two wanted to be rid of him before that happened. Unlikely, but still funny.

Very unlikely to happen, if they turned him over they would get investigated too, and that would mean uncovering all the shit they've been hiding all these years, if they even dared to turn him over, he would do the same for them and they would all be a happy family in jail :optimistic:


I don't believe the divorce thing for a second. PK knew about this all along, so if the dog fucking/child grooming shit didn't get her to consider it (and why would it? She's been fixated on similar kinks for years and has more than proven that she doesn't give a rat's ass about the victims who weren't even addressed in his dumbass letter) then why would she randomly cut ties and give up half of her assets now? I'm pretty sure divorce is just what she wants everyone to think so she can wash her hands of his drama.

The letter is the dumbest thing I've read in a while. According to Marl his """"""true""""""" crime was uh.... just not being honest about his kinks and talking to random strangers about his dog/grooming fetishes. Even if I reached hard enough to give him the benefit of the doubt and thought that WAS true, how could that possibly be enough to warrant her to want a divorce when she's demonstrated for YEARS that she's into shit like that too?

I don't know what goes on behind their closed doors, but as far as I can tell, nothing has actually happened since the initial drama. I'm pretty sure if something did happen between them since, we'd know all about it, because PK and Eevee can't fucking help themselves when it comes to screeching when they feel that they've been wronged. I'm calling bullshit, and I'm willing to bet Marl is just going to make a sockpuppet account with the intention of resuming his moderator/Floraverse writer bullshit and housemaid duties when they feel that this has blown over. I just don't see anything in it for her in actually divorcing his sorry ass, and PK comes first in PK's world.

Actually there's a high chancee thay migt actuallypart ways from Marl, he has been the third wheel on the relationship since a while ago, neither PK nor Eevee have showed any genuine care or interest for him in years (Heck, I dare to say Eevee never even liked Marl to start with) so it's it was just bound to happen, plus their egos are just too inflated to ever appreciate the effort he put into babysitting two 30 year old babies throwing temper tantrums all the time. You guys are gonna start missing that moldy bathtub once they step out without Marl.

EDIT: JIM JAM'S FUCKING PISSED

9xtd.png


2zdn03m.png


xajv4.png


xajv4.png
 
Last edited:
The adult boyfriend PK had as a teen wasn't Marl (he's only two years older). There's very little evidence that Marl groomed PK and that she was abused. PK is not a reliable narrator, she's a sick puppy herself.
It was Marl and others in the AGNPH crew, meaning probably Eevee too, enthusiastically encouraging a minor (PK) to draw porn.
 
I like post breakdowns so thank you @Rosechuspickle for that entertaining post.

I've read this multiple times and the entire thing reads like a string of documents cut and pasted together to sound moderately coherent. But perhaps my favorite part is the entire "I didn't edit this" then "Oh I thought I edited that part out.." This bitch cannot keep a straight faced lie for more than five seconds. I thought narcissists and sociopaths were supposed to be good at telling lies for their own personal gain.

Like said multiple times, PK waited what? 3-4 months too late for this shit and expects everyone to go "oh no this pure smol bean was just being manipulated and abused by this icky dog fucker. All is forgiven." Do people not realize that this stupid bitch is in her 30s? If she truly felt like she was, she wouldn't be drawing fisting and vore and all this shit as her first fucking patreon posts in how many weeks? All this just proves is how consistently stupid and self serving PK is and it'll be a matter of time until Eevee fucks up and he gets the same treatment.
 
It was Marl and others in the AGNPH crew, meaning probably Eevee too, enthusiastically encouraging a minor (PK) to draw porn.

PK's ex before Marl discouraged her to draw porn but she broke up with him for not enabling her. She wanted to do this so she hung out with people who had the same interests. Eevee is around the same age.

If you think Marl is this predatory mastermind who groomed poor innocent PK, you're falling into the narrative they want you to believe.
 
PK's ex before Marl discouraged her to draw porn but she broke up with him for not enabling her. She wanted to do this so she hung out with people who had the same interests. Eevee is around the same age.

If you think Marl is this predatory mastermind who groomed poor innocent PK, you're falling into the narrative they want you to believe.
Yes, I was the one who pointed out that the original ex existed. My point is that PK was an abused kid who was "coping" by drawing porn, and while the shockingly older Meowth tried to discourage it, Marl and co egged her on. That, combined with her I DO WHAT I WANT attitude, meant she doubled down, and the rest is history.

I'm not absolving her of anything by pointing out that she was abused repeatedly, rather I'm saying their relationship was absolutely fucked from the start and this dumping is both a surprise *and* a long time coming. She's still an enabler and complicit in Marl and Eevee's shit.
 
Back