DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SkippyLongbottom]

His latest excuse for not using a greenscreen is that he doesn't have enough space behind the couch...its a fucking sheet how much room do you need.

I know of a guy who streams from Japan and has enough room for a green screen. His living room area is just about if not less area space than Phil's Playroom. He most likely doesn't know or care enough to set it up in settings or whatever you have to do to enable it.

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

His biggest gripe is that he doesn't want to cover the soundproofing foam.

Phil and his god damn soundproofing foam has been bothering me for a while now. He uses it as such a fucking symbol of how legitimate and professional he is. During his REEmergency on Friday, he even used it as an excuse for why he couldn't sell his house, as it would be too much trouble to remove from the walls prior to selling.

Let's be clear, Phil. The soundproofing you're using costs roughly $50 per 12 squares on Amazon. At the very most, you would have spent $100-150 on the squares in your fap-den. This is a modest business expense at best, considering you've been streaming out of that sweaty piss-hole for 4 years. You've spent more on your shitty pay-to-win WWE mobile game.

 

[Osaka Boss]

A friend of mine uses green screen on his streams. His main complain is that it makes the environment's temperature higher depending on the place. I would opt not to use it, I don't blame Phil on this one.

 

[Sparkletor]

His latest excuse for not using a greenscreen is that he doesn't have enough space behind the couch...its a fucking sheet how much room do you need.

My guess is the real reason he can't use the green screen because his dad won't fly to Washington to carry it upstairs for him.

 

[BestPuzzlePiece]

A friend of mine uses green screen on his streams. His main complain is that it makes the environment's temperature higher depending on the place. I would opt not to use it, I don't blame Phil on this one.

Is it because of the screen or the lighting needed? Tevin talked about this, iirc. It's something that can potentially be fixed by messing with the lamps (and count) you have.

 

[gaarashatan]

He can pretend all he wants, it is clear he is terrified of the outside world. That is why he will not respond to a message he doesn't like, has all blinds closed in his house, gated community, axes placed throughout house for protection.

lol right, anyone taking whatever he says with more than a grain of salt is an idiot. hes been holed up so long you could classify it as a disability

 

[Cult of the Dead]

Anybody else find it funny that lately he has been mentioning his employment history a lot. Keeps talking about about how he worked sales, fast food, finance, etc. He is 36 years old. He started doing youtube for money in 2010 when he was 28. Having like 8 jobs in a 10 year period is not good. He was probably fired from all of them. He is scared shitless with the idea of having to work in an environment where he does not have 100% control. That is what truly frightens him. It frightens him to the point that he has become everything he used to despise. He completely cashed in his self respect for the money he has needed to keep him from being among the outside world. Looking at his history you can tell that the outside world has never and will never put up with his bullshit.

 

[Ruthless54]

Anybody else find it funny that lately he has been mentioning his employment history a lot. Keeps talking about about how he worked sales, fast food, finance, etc. He is 36 years old. He started doing youtube for money in 2010 when he was 28. Having like 8 jobs in a 10 year period is not good. He was probably fired from all of them. He is scared shitless with the idea of having to work in an environment where he does not have 100% control. That is what truly frightens him. It frightens him to the point that he has become everything he used to despise. He completely cashed in his self respect for the money he has needed to keep him from being among the outside world. Looking at his history you can tell that the outside world has never and will never put up with his bullshit.

for the life of me... I cant recall him ever telling us of a time where he worked fast food... circuit city is the earliest I can think of... where he went for an interview in a DX shirt to ensure he would be hired for his brain and not his body.

 

[Sparkletor]

Anybody else find it funny that lately he has been mentioning his employment history a lot. Keeps talking about about how he worked sales, fast food, finance, etc. He is 36 years old. He started doing youtube for money in 2010 when he was 28. Having like 8 jobs in a 10 year period is not good. He was probably fired from all of them. He is scared shitless with the idea of having to work in an environment where he does not have 100% control. That is what truly frightens him. It frightens him to the point that he has become everything he used to despise. He completely cashed in his self respect for the money he has needed to keep him from being among the outside world. Looking at his history you can tell that the outside world has never and will never put up with his bullshit.

I only know about four jobs he had:

Best Buy - fired for using his employee discount to make a profit

Wells Fargo - allegedly quit because his high morals didn't agree with the company's

Helicopter Factory - Laid off due to corporate restructuring

DSP Enterprises - employee of the month over 100 times in a row

 

[Ruthless54]

His latest excuse for not using a greenscreen is that he doesn't have enough space behind the couch...its a fucking sheet how much room do you need.

one of the original reasons he justified purchasing the mansion was the quality it would bring to his product. room for a green screen was specifically mentioned

 

[Jmboote]

He is scared shitless with the idea of having to work in an environment where he does not have 100% control. That is what truly frightens him. It frightens him to the point that he has become everything he used to despise. He completely cashed in his self respect for the money he has needed to keep him from being among the outside world. Looking at his history you can tell that the outside world has never and will never put up with his bullshit.

Not to mention that for the past 8 years, he's been completely out of touch with the working world (AKA the plebs that actually get their arse out of bed everyday and work a job). He realises how lost he'd be because of his lack of recent experience in pretty much any job sector, and thus, is scared of re-entering the workplace.

He probably knows that he'd have to scrape the bottom of the barrel in order to even get a job.

 

[FallGout]

I only know about four jobs he had:

Best Buy - fired for using his employee discount to make a profit

Wells Fargo - allegedly quit because his high morals didn't agree with the company's

Helicopter Factory - Laid off due to corporate restructuring

DSP Enterprises - employee of the month over 100 times in a row

Didn't he also work in a restaurant? I heard that floating around a few people but never seen it confirmed. Might explain all his restaurant analogies.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Didn't he also work in a restaurant? I heard that floating around a few people but never seen it confirmed. Might explain all his restaurant analogies.

LOL no. he worked at a health shop and tossed salads. He hated it which is why he never tossed Leanna's salad.

 

[gh0stzero]

Didn't he also work in a restaurant? I heard that floating around a few people but never seen it confirmed. Might explain all his restaurant analogies.

He's said in a few ask the kings that he wants to have a brick and mortar business I think in response to "If you absolutely could not do YouTube for a living what would you do?"

This is probably the origin of the "There is no plan B" quote as well?

The brick and mortar business being....a restaurant. Yes one of the hardest types of businesses to run. But maybe the writers for the saga pencilled in Gordon Ramsays kitchen nightmares for a great crossover set to top Amys Baking Company with the amount of Trolls on the internet which I for one am looking forward to. (the Gordon Ramsay crossover, not the trolling)

 

[Xenomorph]

Didn't he also work in a restaurant? I heard that floating around a few people but never seen it confirmed. Might explain all his restaurant analogies.

He tossed salads and got sexually harassed by a thicc latina

 

[Scurrly]

Did drgnkiller delete his twitter again? Wonder why.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Anybody else find it funny that lately he has been mentioning his employment history a lot. Keeps talking about about how he worked sales, fast food, finance, etc. He is 36 years old. He started doing youtube for money in 2010 when he was 28. Having like 8 jobs in a 10 year period is not good. He was probably fired from all of them. He is scared shitless with the idea of having to work in an environment where he does not have 100% control. That is what truly frightens him. It frightens him to the point that he has become everything he used to despise. He completely cashed in his self respect for the money he has needed to keep him from being among the outside world. Looking at his history you can tell that the outside world has never and will never put up with his bullshit.

Something in that list of work history was straight lies, it was written all over his face. The second he started taking about his prior jobs he started scratching his neck uncontrollably and his eyes were darting all over the place. Even for dave that was unusual levels of obvious bullshitting

 

[CausticMinory]

Alot of shit happened while I was gone. So he's trying to trigger Jim Sterling even though Jim has multiple fans that watch and listen to what he says, Jim didn't sub himself his cuck Anony gifted him, and I don't think antagonising a guy who makes videos about games and news is a good choice Phil.
Also he said "Uploading videos takes like 10 minutes now" not to justify or whiteknight him but I will said, compared to shitting out 20 10 minute videos compare to 2 one hour long videos would take a shorter upload time comparably.

Also, I'm betting he'll fuck up the shill stream either before, during or after he does it. That Shill tweet was like 3 months old no one is gonna let that hypocrisy go, especially since Phil LITERALLY just shat on "Jim FUCKING Sterling" who I'm sure would love to point it out on his channel and make it about "Twitches Lackluster Moderation of channels" cause Jim has to appease the SJW crowd and Phil is the perfect dude to sick them on.

Finally, I don't think Phil could pull off the "Markiplier" way of streaming, Mark's voice is like butter and perfect for something like ASMR. Phil sounds so gross with his snorts, enunciations, and the way his voice just sounds wrong to the ears.

 

[grump]

Not to mention that for the past 8 years, he's been completely out of touch with the working world (AKA the plebs that actually get their arse out of bed everyday and work a job). He realises how lost he'd be because of his lack of recent experience in pretty much any job sector, and thus, is scared of re-entering the workplace.

He probably knows that he'd have to scrape the bottom of the barrel in order to even get a job.

If you notice he never really talks about getting a min wage or burgerflipper anything like that. Instead he expects or acts like getting a comfortable middle class +60K career straight off the bat of his 10 year beggacy as the only option and since everybody knows thats not possible he can't do it.

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

At this point the only thing Phil can do is become a full time meta troll. He needs to write new plot threads in his life, real or not. Make up life stories that may or may not exist. Create new sagas, fake break ups, whatever. All of us retards will pay attention to what he does as cheap entertainment anyways. It's better than his "raw gameplay".