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I don't really care about that, but I get annoyed when people (myself included) ask where quotes happened and he ignores the question. No reason to post if people can't look at the funny bits.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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DSP Tries It: Janitor at Amazon HQ.
Ruthless54
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he often talks about jobs and how he won't get one cause he wants a 40k year desk job. I don't think he plans on flipping burgers and living with his parents which is what he should do.
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Phil specifically quoted Boeing, Amazon, and Microsoft, which was illuminating for me as to the strength of his imagination. As if he would be fit for anything more glamorous than mopping floors or shuffling boxes around in a warehouse.
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Dave rolled into the chat almost 10 minutes late. Played his custom music for 15 mins. Rambled on for a bit and then....No Cheers....No Tips....No Subs.....Dave started the stream after LESS Than 15 mins of pre-stream!
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"So sorry, daddy Phil, for having a life outside you. Here's some money to make up for that."
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Lot of people say a lot of things. Phil can't get a burger flipping job because he is unable to lie and say he has no education. Phil will plaster all over his resume his "business degree" from some pissant private school in the northeast and Jack in the Crack isn't going to hire a dude with a college education to man the fries.
That's if he actually does have a degree. I've never been able to find out where he went to school or I would do a degree verification. I also haven't tried that hard, so whatever.
That's actually a big problem for lots of job seekers: over education. People can't get a job out of undergrad so they just stay in school for a master's and then remain unemployed until they figure out how to strategically construct a resume. Phil has a high opinion of himself, though, so he is gonna list every academic achievement he was ever even considered for.
tl;dr: Phil ain't getting a fast food job. His best bet is car sales or a temp/staffing agency.
That's if he actually does have a degree. I've never been able to find out where he went to school or I would do a degree verification. I also haven't tried that hard, so whatever.
That's actually a big problem for lots of job seekers: over education. People can't get a job out of undergrad so they just stay in school for a master's and then remain unemployed until they figure out how to strategically construct a resume. Phil has a high opinion of himself, though, so he is gonna list every academic achievement he was ever even considered for.
tl;dr: Phil ain't getting a fast food job. His best bet is car sales or a temp/staffing agency.
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Well Phil does have experience with slums growing up on the mean streets of CT.
Although, in India there will probably be a lot less gangsta rap and curb stomping scrubs who get illegitimate street fighter wins in the back ally behind the arcade.
Although, in India there will probably be a lot less gangsta rap and curb stomping scrubs who get illegitimate street fighter wins in the back ally behind the arcade.
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2 random minutes with DSP: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Phil is ferrying a character named Lance, racing against other boats through a windy waterway. The mission fails as Lance flips out of the boat and dies. Phil steers his motorboat back to the beginning to try again.
"What the fu- the boat won't stop. It just keeps moving". Phil is trying to "park" the boat at the marina. The possibility of a current carrying the boat away remains unconsidered.
Commencing the mission again, Phil swerves into a wall and ends up upside-down. He now resolves to do something less difficult.
Darting up the docks, Phil sings his take on a Hall and Oats song that is the topic of discussion in the chat: "Content ID, fucked up my stream / Youtube's outta touch". Phil congratulates himself for his satire with a cartoonish "hee hee".
Anyone know what the deal with Majinboo5 is? @actually has him as having subscribed at least twice. Yet he posts "bullying" messages like: "miss the good old days when phil would use to SING along instead of instant skip panicking", and "Guys he STILL needs money from youtube".
For the second "2 random minutes" in a row, Jewbacca2o3 throws down his 25 bits with a baiting cheer, only to be soundly ignored.
Phil is ferrying a character named Lance, racing against other boats through a windy waterway. The mission fails as Lance flips out of the boat and dies. Phil steers his motorboat back to the beginning to try again.
"What the fu- the boat won't stop. It just keeps moving". Phil is trying to "park" the boat at the marina. The possibility of a current carrying the boat away remains unconsidered.
Commencing the mission again, Phil swerves into a wall and ends up upside-down. He now resolves to do something less difficult.
Darting up the docks, Phil sings his take on a Hall and Oats song that is the topic of discussion in the chat: "Content ID, fucked up my stream / Youtube's outta touch". Phil congratulates himself for his satire with a cartoonish "hee hee".
Anyone know what the deal with Majinboo5 is? @actually has him as having subscribed at least twice. Yet he posts "bullying" messages like: "miss the good old days when phil would use to SING along instead of instant skip panicking", and "Guys he STILL needs money from youtube".
For the second "2 random minutes" in a row, Jewbacca2o3 throws down his 25 bits with a baiting cheer, only to be soundly ignored.
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Majinboo is a fan, just a feisty one. I specifically remember he issued a "come get some if you want some" to Dynastia during the dox harvest.
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Phil would ABSOLUTELY hate working at Amazon. 15 hour work days, hardly any break (bathroom included), call in on days off, and doing shit that's not what you were hired for, so even if he wanted a cushy sit down in a chair job there, he ain't gonna like it. Also, he can't weasel out of doing shit cause that might lead to firing.
TLDR: Amazon like everything in his life, is something he should research but won't.
TLDR: Amazon like everything in his life, is something he should research but won't.
I have/had multiple friends and family work there, ALL of them hated it.
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Thanks. I knew I recognised his name. I couldn't find anything more substantial (I guess the January Harvest thread was deleted? Was he the one talking tuff on Twitter?)
Do you know if he's always been this "feisty", or if maybe his patience is wearing thin?
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He's always been just adorable. Also went by Uriahhall3 at one point:
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All this while Phil rages at a mission that's basically "shoot all of these people".
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I see someone likes to wear their ovaries on the outside....
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How exactly does two women over the course of 8 years equate in this guy's mind to "this guy fucks a lot of bitches"? I'd assume he's joking but then it's not funny in any way. Based on how this guy acts I'd guess he's yet another stunted emotional growth retard.
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My guess? 2 vaginas is 2 vaginas more than this r-tard has ever seen in real life, let alone jailbroken his way into..
Sparkletor
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WRONG!
People at Amazon do yoga all day while listening to Enya and drinking fancy coffee. Computers do all the work (poorly) while the employees go to sensitivity training seminars all day every day except when they play hacky sack and do slam poetry. I know this because Phil said so and he is a full adult, so he would know.
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A quick note: Phil is currently at 418 subs. 45 subs have been gifted this month. Now, many of those subs went to actual fans of Phil, but a number of them did not, meaning that the "real" sub count is probably more like 390-400. Oof.
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