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Made it to iHop. I'm eating my waffle off my machete and the staff is too cowardly to ask me to use their cutlery.
PK expected us to feel bad for her when she released the letter and set aside our differences, or at the very least, take it seriously.
And just as God intended, we started shitposting instead.
Come in, man. Waffles are on me.
I honestly can picture her holding a gun to Marl’s head as he writes it.All I can imagine while reading that letter is PK furiously typing out the whole thing on her laptop immediately after having murdered Marl... "I have never in my life met anyone who cared as much or as deeply about fucking anything as glip cared for me..." she mouths silently, bloodshot eyes narrowing as blood pools on the carpet.
Now why would they do that? She just got out of one marriage that dragged on for 10 years that went no where, why would she want to go into another one that'll just lose the "thrill" of having a perma-boyfriend? Seriously, though, that'd be stupid if she did, but then again, she's rather stupid so... I see it happening eventually.I've been lurking this thread for a long time, and when people brought up throwing Marl under the bus I didn't think they'd do it, but wow. They did. I thought they'd just continue on and try to get back into public just by denying everything. But now with PK supposedly divorcing Marl, do you think her and Eevee are going to get married?
It's cool man, it's a lovely image!My dearest apologies to everyone I left out
Yeah, because lurking on kiwifarms and "exposing" people will make it all better, right?
I think they are? It usually takes a while before their finalized, I think, but I'm not 100% certain. I know that most records like that eventually become public, though.I'd like to imagine the kiwi in Bernard's gif is a stand in for everyone else he couldn't add.
Are marriages/divorces public record? Even then, I doubt PK and Marl are actually going to divorce because what will they do without their maid? Do....*normie* stuff like try to get a normal job? Shop for their own groceries? Wipe their own ass?
Eevee's still probably wishing he kept that 6-figure Yelp job instead of relying on Patreon funds (that are under-poverty level) so he can spend all day sperging a novel over kid's movies and drawing goo Pokemon cockvore.
Jimjam is a hero...
What a piece of shit.
The only info we have to go off of right now, as far as I know, is that PK herself went to the ESC-Toy location to sign orders for shipment, and that's in Las Vegas, right? So maybe they haven't moved very far yet.That reminds me, has anyone been able to find out where they are currently?
I'd be baffled if they were still in NE but I doubt they'd be that stupid...
Nah, they would be.
But yeah, anyone have any idea or tracking ability on them? My guess is they went up North, or South-East.
That reminds me, has anyone been able to find out where they are currently?
I'd be baffled if they were still in NE but I doubt they'd be that stupid...
Nah, they would be.
But yeah, anyone have any idea or tracking ability on them? My guess is they went up North, or South-East.
Wouldn't be surprised if she was still in NE, it'd just be very very stupid.The only info we have to go off of right now, as far as I know, is that PK herself went to the ESC-Toy location to sign orders for shipment, and that's in Las Vegas, right? So maybe they haven't moved very far yet.
Hm! I await this information then.I might have something, I just need a way to prove it without powerleveling myself into oblivion. I'll let you all know if I make any headway with that.