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It’s amazing how a single person can have so much bad shit happen to them, and it somehow is never that persons fault. You’d think at some point that person would take a look at themselves and realize they might be part of the problem.

Right now, Phil is in panic mood hence his decision to shill out and do sponsored streams. This panic will begin to put even more stress on him causing him to get irritated and flustered way easier. It’s going to lead to an increase of saltiness and rage during streams that might get him in trouble.

Now full panic won’t set in until September. That’s when his last decent YT paycheck comes in I think. At that point, if he is still banned from Adsense, he is going to be a disheveled mess unless Autisim Mink, Lamb and Swagginz just start writing DSP checks made out to cash and mailing them to him every month.

Basically Phil needs to find a way to pull in at least an extra $2000 a month moving forward to offset YT revenue. This is where the paypigs come in but right now, a lot of them seem tapped out.
 
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gaarashatan said:
pretty much, everyone and their mother is walking around with a college degree these days. so its nothing special. employers look for experience and portfolios rather than degrees.

so to anyone reading this without a degree, go to a trade school instead
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This x1000. I have so many friends who went to school with no plan, got some worthless degree, and now work dead end jobs in retail and shit. Kids, it may not be the cushy office job you imagined, but be a plumber. Be an electrician. Work with your hands. You already make a bundle but in ten years it will be rediculous. Real talk™.
 
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Why does he think bankruptcy is a viable option if he's this unwilling to get a fucking job? Everyone I've ever known to go the bankruptcy route had to work their asses off to even TRY and rebound back from the hit they took from making that decision. What, does he think it'll wipe his slate clean and that's it? Dude's in for a very rude awakening and I bet when he hits that point he'll be wishing he'd taken that shitty retail position at Target.

How has this man survived this long on his own?
 
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BallBuster said:
It’s amazing how a single person can have so much bad shit happen to them.
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Is it? I can't recall any events in DSP's life that weren't a consequence of his awful decision making or obnoxious personality.

If anything the fact that he was able to live a medium-high class lifestyle for that long is the surprising part.
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
Why does he think bankruptcy is a viable option if he's this unwilling to get a fucking job? Everyone I've ever known to go the bankruptcy route had to work their asses off to even TRY and rebound back from the hit they took from making that decision. What, does he think it'll wipe his slate clean and that's it? Dude's in for a very rude awakening and I bet when he hits that point he'll be wishing he'd taken that shitty retail position at Target.

How has this man survived this long on his own?
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It’s been pure luck to this point. He’s been able to skirt around every rule in his away with little to no consequences. He’s managed to find extremely exceptional individuals with deep pockets and no shame or common sense. He’s been able to manipulate every situation in his benefit in order to scam more money. He’s pretty much a gout version of the X-Men Domino with how lucky he is.
 
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Phalanx said:
Swagginz has been quiet this month hasn't he?
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Sorta:
emperorswagginz cheered [196] times totalling $391.00 (avg. cheer of $1.99; 12.54% of total)
emperorswagginz gave 1 $4.99 subs.

This month was his whole buying $1000 jeans or whatever, so he didn't have as much for Phil. Still, Swagginz's max in a month was somewhere around like $500-600, so he's not way off. Keep in mind, he is claiming he'll do a $1000 cheer at the end of the year. TBH, I fully believe he'd do it too.


Wing Zero said:
Whoever is making his pre-stream fanart needs to stop trying to copy JoJo's Bizarre Adventure cause he fucking sucks at it.
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Just my opinion, but I think it's a subtle troll that basically amounts to "how much ridiculous 'fanart' can I get Phil to post up voluntarily". I mean, they all look absolutely ridiculous, but Phil happily chucks them up b/c they're not in-your-face offensive to him.
 
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Wing Zero said:
Whoever is making his pre-stream fanart needs to stop trying to copy JoJo's Bizarre Adventure cause he fucking sucks at it.
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I only just noticed how tiny his hands are in that thumbnail. Has to be a subtle troll as @actually said. Although given the state of DSP's remaining fanbase I'm not totally ruling out sheer retardation either.
 
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actually said:
Just my opinion, but I think it's a subtle troll that basically amounts to "how much ridiculous 'fanart' can I get Phil to post up voluntarily". I mean, they all look absolutely ridiculous, but Phil happily chucks them up b/c they're not in-your-face offensive to him.
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Am I the only one scrutinizing these with the grim determination of a scientist poring over the Sunday Funnies ("Find the Difference") for little Tevins & Leannas? Lol even up to 6 weeks after that ingenuity was outed, DumbShitPhil was still too dim to detect them all & little Tevins were still floating around on his shill title buttons...
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
Why does he think bankruptcy is a viable option if he's this unwilling to get a fucking job?

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How has this man survived this long on his own?
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Why do you ask questions that you already know the answer to?

The first answer is that Phil is a fucking idiot. The second is that we live in an internet era where fucking idiots can take advantage of other fucking idiots.
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
LMAO this faggot really doesn't understand the point of sponsored streams does he? The point is for you to SELL the game to your fans, faggot. You're literally getting paid to do that. Why would you expect to be "supported" by the fans who you're explicitly shilling to? You're already being paid. That's the whole point of the exercise.
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makes me glad he doesn't actually own a restaurant, he'd be one of those owners that waddles around the floor all day stealing tips from his waiters

The_MmmBop_Gang said:
Why does he think bankruptcy is a viable option if he's this unwilling to get a fucking job?
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well, phil, like a few people here, think of bankruptcy as the big reset button. where you're magically 18 again, and your credit is okay but not good, and all those bills and taxes are gone forever.
 
Imagine showing 2015 DSP current DSP with his sponsored games and his begging and his shoutouts.

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Just my opinion, but I think it's a subtle troll that basically amounts to "how much ridiculous 'fanart' can I get Phil to post up voluntarily". I mean, they all look absolutely ridiculous, but Phil happily chucks them up b/c they're not in-your-face offensive to him.
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I think what gives it away is the fact that they make Phil like really overly hunky sometimes, but they include his bald spot or his goatee patches. It's a subtle hint.
 
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This x1000. I have so many friends who went to school with no plan, got some worthless degree, and now work dead end jobs in retail and shit. Kids, it may not be the cushy office job you imagined, but be a plumber. Be an electrician. Work with your hands. You already make a bundle but in ten years it will be rediculous. Real talk™.
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. . .not really. I mean sort of really: college degrees are not as prevalent as you think; it is however the second point that is causing the glut of individuals with degrees and not working jobs commiserate with their education. Workforce development/career planning is really poor at the undergraduate level, pushing people into majors/degrees that aren't particularly useful on their own (this idea that a college degree in and of itself is worthless is just silly). I got a STEM degree and then went to get a graduate STEM degree and haven't had any issues in the workforce. No offense to anyone doing plumbing work, but I'd rather sit in an air conditioned office than try to figure out why someones water pressure is all janky.

In Phil's case, it seems he got a bidness degree, and then was set up with a job and didn't really plan beyond that.
 
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. . .not really. I mean sort of really: college degrees are not as prevalent as you think; it is however the second point that is causing the glut of individuals with degrees and not working jobs commiserate with their education. Workforce development/career planning is really poor at the undergraduate level, pushing people into majors/degrees that aren't particularly useful on their own (this idea that a college degree in and of itself is worthless is just silly). I got a STEM degree and then went to get a graduate STEM degree and haven't had any issues in the workforce. No offense to anyone doing plumbing work, but I'd rather sit in an air conditioned office than try to figure out why someones water pressure is all janky.

In Phil's case, it seems he got a bidness degree, and then was set up with a job and didn't really plan beyond that.
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sit in an office? like with other ppl?
 
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Seriously tho, who IS responsible for this autism? Yeah, that's our Dave! Hardworking, persistent, resilient... in all the same ways that a cockroach is.

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