DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pubic Enemy #1]

DSP Tries It: Counting

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

even more so than people know. just how sad do you have to be to draw art of dsp in your free time, for free at that too. dont think hell ever get laid

I would legitimately love to watch a live art stream of this kid making awful DSP fan art.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Anyone else excited for these promotional streams? No way will this not be a shitshow.

Edit: Do DSP fanboys come on this site just to rate things optimistic? If you think it won't turn in to a shitshow I'd like to hear your logic behind it because this manchild won't be able to play nice and if he does he sure won't get viewers.

 

[Jmboote]

GoutGout's Exceptional Adventure

Part 1 - Detractor Blood
Part 2 - Belching Tendency
Part 3 - Paypig Crusaders
Part 4 - DSPositive is Unbreakable
Part 5 - Sbuffare Aureo (Golden Snort)
Part 6 - Tip Ocean
Part 7 - Gifted Sub Run
Part 8 - AckAckion

Experience the world's most influential franchise, with a long and storied legacy, today.

 

[The Ancestor]

A fun reminder: Phil wanted to use DSPGaming as an archive channel that would passively earn him bucks when he's retired.
Doesn't seem like he'd get his AdSense back, but I'll still be wary this time. Either way, imagine if he got it back and suddenly just flooded DSPGaming with shitton of videos? RIP the subscribers.

Didn’t that already happen when his google plus account was suspended? All 50k videos went up and flooded feeds I think

 

[BallBuster]

I experimented with falling down 7 times. I was only ever able to manage to get up 7 times. To get up an 8th time it would require me to fall 8 times which goes against the phrase in his title card.

Now if I start on the ground and get up, I’ll be one up on getting up. So from there I could essentially fall down 7 times and have gotten up 8. But why would I start on the ground? What exactly are the circumstances that would put me on the ground to where I didn’t fall? If I laid down purposely to artificially inflate my Get Up count, that would be dishonest and just autistic.

Are you really still reading this post? Don’t worry, that’s not as bad as me still writing this post.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

Even if Phil can continue to monetize KO Gaming, even if he was making more than a $1.25 CPM (after claiming he made $9 off of 7k views), he will not make close to the same money off of KO Gaming that he did with DSPGaming. These numbers show that nobody wants to watch his new content and he has been riding old content. And what money he is making could possibly be in jeopardy if Google decides to ban his alternate KO Gaming AdSense account. It is almost as if Phil creates his own problems.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

If you think it won't turn in to a shitshow I'd like to hear your logic behind it because this manchild won't be able to play nice and if he does he sure won't get viewers.

Because I've been hurt too many times.

 

[Adamska]

Anyone else excited for these promotional streams? No way will this not be a shitshow.

Edit: Do DSP fanboys come on this site just to rate things optimistic? If you think it won't turn in to a shitshow I'd like to hear your logic behind it because this manchild won't be able to play nice and if he does he sure won't get viewers.

I use that sticker pretty often whenever I inevitably see a "This will surely take Pigroach down" when Phil does a begathon or rees about how things "aren't his fault" when he inevitably fucks up, when it's demonstrable that Phil usually walks out of said problem due to said cockroach luck as well as a pigheaded stubbornness when it comes to cutting losses.

Also lol at getting pissy and paranoid over getting random stickers dude.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I don't think the art sucks its just phil makes everything ugly as sin. Michelangelo wouldn't be able to make phil look good.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I use that sticker pretty often whenever I inevitably see a "This will surely take Pigroach down" when Phil does a begathon or rees about how things "aren't his fault" when he inevitably fucks up, when it's demonstrable that Phil usually walks out of said problem due to said cockroach luck as well as a pigheaded stubbornness when it comes to cutting losses.

Also lol at getting pissy and paranoid over getting random stickers dude.

"pissy and paranoid" lol. Okay. I just want to hear people explain why they think this won't turn in to a shitshow.

 

[The Ancestor]

The whole fall down 7 times, rise 8... is that a project 7 reference?
Are these just really subtle troll attempts?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

"pissy and paranoid" lol. Okay. I just want to hear people explain why they think this won't turn in to a shitshow.

Yeah I wouldn't worry about ratings much. I mean most of my negative ratings came from one guy who incidentally also has a thread on the Farms.

An' anutter thing...I was wondering about mrs. waggins' promise to cheer $1,000 at the end of the year. Is that total for spending $1,000 on bits or spending $2,000 to give $1,000 in bits? The world wonders.

 

[BallBuster]

Yeah I wouldn't worry about ratings much. I mean most of my negative ratings came from one guy who incidentally also has a thread on the Farms.

An' anutter thing...I was wondering about mrs. waggins' promise to cheer $1,000 at the end of the year. Is that total for spending $1,000 on bits or spending $2,000 to give $1,000 in bits? The world wonders.

That would be a $2000 investment for 20 seconds of recognition. Now that Autism Mink cheered $500, the Princess can’t be outdone so he wants to double down on that cheer so that it won’t be beaten in under 24 hours again.

 

[ZehnBoat]

You're just jealous YOU don't have anyone making bad Jojo fanart about you.

STAND: 「Nothing I co」

GoutGout's Exceptional Adventure

Part 1 - Detractor Blood
Part 2 - Belching Tendency
Part 3 - Paypig Crusaders
Part 4 - DSPositive is Unbreakable
Part 5 - Sbuffare Aureo (Golden Snort)
Part 6 - Tip Ocean
Part 7 - Gifted Sub Run
Part 8 - AckAckion

Experience the world's most influential franchise, with a long and storied legacy, today.

STAND: 「Nothing I Could Do」

produces tons of salt and nothing else

 

[Clop]

DSP could be the living manifestation of the legendary item of wealth "Sampo" described in some folk lore as being a hand-cranked machine that can create gold, flour and salt out of nothing.

He makes money doing basically fucking nothing of substance.
He is really goddamned doughy.
And I think I don't even need to explain the third one.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Anyone else excited for these promotional streams? No way will this not be a shitshow.

Edit: Do DSP fanboys come on this site just to rate things optimistic? If you think it won't turn in to a shitshow I'd like to hear your logic behind it because this manchild won't be able to play nice and if he does he sure won't get viewers.

Guess it depends what you mean by shitshow. DSP has done promotional stuff before or stuff where he's had to be well behaved, that's where the Fake Syde Phil thing comes from. It basically amounts to him barely snorting, saying things like "oh shoot, friken, etc." It can be entertaining to see how fake he is being, and how hypocritical for all the times he's called people out for doing the same thing. If that's what you mean by shitshow, you won't be disappointed. But to me, a shitshow would be DSP breaking down midstream and going on a banning spree while shouting about netcode or something. If it was a consistent thing, maybe, but as much as I hate to say something even remotely positive about Phil, even he can get his shit together for short bursts. He does have plenty of experience being a child's entertainer after all.

 

[BScCollateral]

DSP could be the livingr remanifestationof the legendary item of wealth "Sampo" described in some folk lore as being a hand-cranked machine that can create gold...

I will admit that the reason i follow these threads is a perverse astonishment he can live so well with so little talent.

 

[The MemeTaker]

Anyone else excited for these promotional streams? No way will this not be a shitshow.

I’m gonna have to disagree with you on this point. I’m indifferent to these Twitch bounty streams. The only exception is that people will point out the hypocrisy(for the umpthteenth time) because of the whole Twitter shitstorm a month ago.

If you think it won't turn in to a shitshow I'd like to hear your logic behind it because this manchild won't be able to play nice and if he does he sure won't get viewers.

Alright, just look at the TwitchCon stream. Yeah, he got trolled, but it was also a very boring stream(w/FakeSydePhil in action) & I think these Twitch bounty streams will be like mini versions of the TwitchCon stream. Boring, uninteresting & won’t really affect anything in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I’m gonna have to disagree with you on this point. I’m indifferent to these Twitch bounty streams. The only exception is that people will point out the hypocrisy(for the umpthteenth time) because of the whole Twitter shitstorm a month ago.



Alright, just look at the TwitchCon stream. Yeah, he got trolled, but it was also a very boring stream(w/FakeSydePhil in action) & I think these Twitch bounty streams will be like mini versions of the TwitchCon stream. Boring, uninteresting & won’t really affect anything in the grand scheme of things.

I can see what you're saying, I just have a hard time picturing him not just hating on the game he'll be given. Still I had forgotten his TwitchCon stream.

Guess it depends what you mean by shitshow. DSP has done promotional stuff before or stuff where he's had to be well behaved, that's where the Fake Syde Phil thing comes from. It basically amounts to him barely snorting, saying things like "oh shoot, friken, etc." It can be entertaining to see how fake he is being, and how hypocritical for all the times he's called people out for doing the same thing. If that's what you mean by shitshow, you won't be disappointed. But to me, a shitshow would be DSP breaking down midstream and going on a banning spree while shouting about netcode or something. If it was a consistent thing, maybe, but as much as I hate to say something even remotely positive about Phil, even he can get his shit together for short bursts. He does have plenty of experience being a child's entertainer after all.

I'm curious it if will just be a one off, and I guess I really shouldn't be calling that it will be terrible without even knowing the game. Hell, he might get something he likes and is brainless enough for him.