Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

I feel so bad for this man. Imagine getting this exciting news that you're actually a dad and have a fully grown child out there, and that she wants to meet you.

And then you finally meet her, and it's this walking mess of a human being who's living in degeneracy, self-appointedly autistic, jewish, kinky and whatever the fuck have you, can't do basic tasks because she needs to hide under her desk and has two gigantic cucks living with her in sin. I can't imagine a bigger disappointment. My heart already breaks for him...
 
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Well, if she's telling the truth some poor bastard is in for a helluva time when he meets the daughter he never knew he had. That's a fine fucking thing to have happen to some middle-aged dude who is going through all the emotions of realizing he missed out on all the wonders of having a child only to have a polyamorous Cuban Jewish dangerhair daughter who claims she's a boy in a dress who survived cervical cancer and continual death threats online show up and demand lobster and trips to the Mouse or she'll hold her breath until she dies and will malign him on Twitter for good measure.

Shall we begin the Go Fund Me to get him therapy and a restraining order now, or... ?
 
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Oh boy - this is going to be a hot mess, and there will not be enough popcorn in the world.

Poor guy is going to be super confused, expecting a long-lost daughter, only to find some sea hag at his door, screeching about "muh pronouns" and "take me to lobster dinners at Disney or else i'll tell everyone you raped me!"
 
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Think she'll use this as an excuse to cut off her whole real family in exchange for a biofamily she hardly knows, just because they said "welcome!" once? I hope Mami and Papi tell her that if she does that, don't expect to come crawling back later.

I notice she still has the tweet pinned ebegging for funds to find her bio parents, even though she has now found them.

I'm guessing daddy dearest is unemployed and some kind of leech, because you can guarantee that if he had any occupation with even a modicum of prestige or that was related to artistic talent or whatever, Becky would be all "my dad's an artist!" or "My dad's a doctor!"

It'll be hilarious if they both approach one another trying to beg and plead about their financial troubles. Dad gets word that Becky lives in a SoCal apartment and goes to Disney all the time, assumes she's rich and shows up to crash at her place because he's down on his luck. It'd serve her right if her biodad turns out to be a scammer and a grifter.
 
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Abortions4All said:
Think she'll use this as an excuse to cut off her whole real family in exchange for a biofamily she hardly knows, just because they said "welcome!" once? I hope Mami and Papi tell her that if she does that, don't expect to come crawling back later...
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Even better if it's some kind of scam...
 
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She's going to be crushed when dear ol' Dad meets her, realizes immediately what a repulsive person she is and walks away.

"My Dad ghosted on me! Wahhhhhhh! REEEEEEEEE! I'm going to kill myself, I mean it!"

Followed by her cuck with his faggoty "Yonah is suicidal so please buy stuff from the Amazon list".

What I'm saying is this is going to be a fantastic voyage.
 
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Cheap Sandals said:
On phone so I can't cap, but she's already dragging the folks who raised her and calling strangers her "real" family.
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Gotcha covered.
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Becky is such a piece of shit. Second only to actual FTM & fellow BPD headcase Laura "Colt" Seidman, who recently tried to strongarm some dude into assisted suicide via running her over with his car.

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She's excited now, but just wait until Papa isn't woke enough for her sensibilities. Wait until her ~*ohana*~ deadnames her some more.
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Funny you should say that. . .
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Abortions4All said:
EDIT: Also, this has red flags written all over it about the character of her father. Never fathered another child (or she'd be crowing about her newfound brothers and sisters, plus she said he didn't know he ever had a child), and the one woman he got pregnant moved across the country to avoid him ever finding out about the birth and possibly claiming paternity. Plus, Bex came from his genetic material. Calling it now, this one is gonna be a real fucking winner.


This is gonna be great. :popcorn:
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Assuming she isn't talking about Papi, biodad might be a musician (read: bum):
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Gee, I can't help but notice she's using her DEADNAME in communications with these people, not her true and honest male or Jewish names.

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I get the feeling the only people this saga is going to end well for is the Farms.
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In the long run if this finally convinces mami and papi to shut her out it would end up well for them.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
Lol, I hope she keeps this up and Mami quits paying for getting her hag hair on.
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Or whatever else Rebecca's parents might pay for. They don't deserve having such an irredeemable piece of shit for a kid.

I am also kind of holding out hope that Jackson's parents have written him out of their estates to spite her too. That would be rich.
 
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Please let him be a Trump voter
Please let him be a Trump voter
Please let him be a Trump voter
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If he's really Hungarian, I give it good odds.

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Assuming she isn't talking about Papi, biodad might be a musician (read: bum):
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IIRC, Papi is the musical one. At least I hope so, otherwise she's already using her virtually unknown biodad to start bitchy Twitter drama. Not that this would be out of character.
 
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As is usual with Becky, I want to call bullshit on this. The email just looks like it was screencapped out of any old text editor, and the enthusiasm she has for writing off her adoptive parents is setting off alarm bells. I'm wondering if this is going to be her excuse for her adoptive parents finally telling her to fuck off.

If this is real, I'm going to hope that biodad is actually a deadbeat dad so she can't go back to her adoptive parents and is stuck with him.
 
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