Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

As is usual with Becky, I want to call bullshit on this. The email just looks like it was screencapped out of any old text editor, and the enthusiasm she has for writing off her adoptive parents is setting off alarm bells. I'm wondering if this is going to be her excuse for her adoptive parents finally telling her to fuck off.

If this is real, I'm going to hope that biodad is actually a deadbeat dad so she can't go back to her adoptive parents and is stuck with him.
This is a very good point for everyone to bear in mind. The one constant with Rebecca Gerber is that she lies. Some of these lies (like the autism one) have been going on for so long that we kind of assumed they were true until she slipped up looking for pity. I have been of the opinion for awhile that her "I'm adopted" crap is another longstanding lie and probably one of her earliest. After all, most kids at some point pretend they were adopted for one reason or another but they end up dropping it. Plus, Rebecca herself goes against it every time she tries to pull her ethnic minority card for asspats.
 
Remember the thing about Papi crying tears of joy that he might get a grandkid? Sounds like Rebecca figured out what'd pull the family strings and is tug, tug, tugging.

The part where she says she can't think of one true thing her adoptive family has ever told her is classic BPD. You're mad at someone? Everything they've ever done that's nice for you is irrelevant and they've always been abusive pathological liars!

And her mom and dad are trying to tell her not to speak to the guy. Everything adds up to "this guy is bad news."

I seriously wonder if it's a rape victim case, they often have the kids adopted out if they don't abort, and would explain her biomom moving to Florida so he didn't find out, as well as the family having no idea, and the reason her parents both might not have told her about her adoption situation and that they're forbidding contact now.

Imagine if Rebecca's poor biomom was a rape victim who moved to get away from the guy and specifically WANTED a family who would never tell their kid the truth: that she was conceived against her mother's will. Because she knew it'd fuck the kid up to know what the truth was, so she told the parents not to tell her she was adopted, and most of all never to let her contact her biodad even if he someday figured out he had a long-lost daughter somewhere.
 
Think she'll use this as an excuse to cut off her whole real family in exchange for a biofamily she hardly knows, just because they said "welcome!" once? I hope Mami and Papi tell her that if she does that, don't expect to come crawling back later.

Oh, I can guarantee that Becky is going to use this to manipulate Mami and Papi in hopes that they will come crawling back. She hasn't mentioned them in quite some time, so my guess is that they finally got sick of her shit (or they found out all the Tweets of her bad mouthing them) and froze her out. That is probably why Becky suddenly got interested in finding her bio-parents so she could use them as pawns in her mind games.

I'm guessing daddy dearest is unemployed and some kind of leech, because you can guarantee that if he had any occupation with even a modicum of prestige or that was related to artistic talent or whatever, Becky would be all "my dad's an artist!" or "My dad's a doctor!"

This is Becky we're talking about here. She's not adverse to bending the truth (or outright snapping it in half), so we can trust that she'll make up some highfalutin' job or title for him...most likely Disney related, of course. Or she'll claim he's got connections in gaming, so she can start bragging about how she's going to have an important job in gaming and all you cis white boys can suck her man clit.
 
Christ I feel bad for her parents and hope they never actually see the shit she says about them

Edit: what the fuck is wrong with these people
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Mr. Bex Wild Ride - where the fun never stops. What a scumbag she is.

I did notice in that photo of her "cover up" tattoo that it does look like she has some very faint horizontal scars, but they don't look like they were very deep and all look the same, so chances are she "self-harmed" once by cutting just deep enough to draw some blood and get some asspats but that was about it. I have worse scars from slicing fruit.
 
Bex naturally poisons any outcome.

She's such a dreadful person that like 80% of potential outcomes end with her having a freak-out and screaming about how whoever wasn't her real parents and she knew it all along.

My personal prediction: Relationship immediately curdles when biological parent finds out about Bex pretending to have cancer for attention.
 
When did she do the DNA test? And some random stranger told her he’s her uncle? You betcha, Becky.
 
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STAR WARS "better canon"
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Mami and papi allegedly told Rebecca that she is hurting them, her response "RRRRREEE misgendering & deadnaming!!!!"
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I thought Cuckson supposedly got a super cool job a few months ago?
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When did she do the DNA test? And some random stranger told her he’s her uncle? You betcha, Becky.
Looks to be around November 2017.
 
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Well, just when I thought she couldn't be more of a piece of shit, Becky shows that yes she can sink to new lows. Her poor parents...now I really hope they don't see any of this. Though it seems like she's outright saying it to them, which is just depressing. The guilt trips are probably them asking her to not just toss their family aside and them telling her that they raised her and that they love her while those people are strangers. And if there is a disowned cousin, which I doubt, that cousin might have been disowned for trying to start shit and the cousin telling Becky about her adoption was just one thing they did.

I love how she's just believing these randos who she doesn't even know. They could be lying about her birth mother or just be lying about everything. It's also possible that the agency lied to her parents about her birth mother and they just told her what they thought was the truth. Or maybe the truth is worse, because honestly, a teenage drug addict is a sympathetic story. Maybe the person who can top Becky's psychopath-esque behavior is her birth mother.
 
Most of the time, it's not really possible to catfish someone or lie about being related on a DNA site. The DNA you sent to them is compared to others in the system, so this man is almost assuredly Becky's real uncle. You can see right on the various sites' pages about DNA relatives what percentage DNA they share with you and what relation they likely have to you.
 
Most of the time, it's not really possible to catfish someone or lie about being related on a DNA site. The DNA you sent to them is compared to others in the system, so this man is almost assuredly Becky's real uncle. You can see right on the various sites' pages about DNA relatives what percentage DNA they share with you and what relation they likely have to you.

Assuming that this person exists at all and isn't just another bit of Becky's creative fiction.
 
If any of this is real, she's just attempted to burn all her bridges with her parents in the hopes of getting a new, better family - exactly like a five year old wishing she was adopted and her real parents were royalty so she could be a pretty, pretty princess.

And there is no way in hell any new family is going to respect muh pronouns, so there is the possibility that if this comes to anything, she'll manage to REEEEE some more about deadnaming and end up with no family members supporting her, all through her own malignant actions.

Which I'm looking forward to, tbh. So I guess I'm hoping it's real. One thing's for sure - somehow, in some way, this is going to lead to more ebegging and scamming.
 
And there is no way in hell any new family is going to respect muh pronouns, so there is the possibility that if this comes to anything, she'll manage to REEEEE some more about deadnaming and end up with no family members supporting her, all through her own malignant actions.

There's also a chance that she'll let them use she/her pronouns because we know she's passive in real life, as the hair salon incident showed. Becky isn't even one of those people who believes they're trans. It's all an act for attention, so she'll be fine with letting her new family call her a woman to her face. Maybe she'll whine on Twitter or even make up a story about how they totes respect her identity. But I say this partially because I don't want the adoption saga to end soon, so what you said is equally possible.
 
Wow, that was freaking fast. I knew she’d eventually pull the “NOT MY PERFECT DADDEH, FUCK THEM” but she did it before we could even blink. :story:

ETA: HIIIIIIIII, BEX!!! I just noticed your “e-mail from my stalkers” tidbit, keep proving how you read this thread all day every day. You’re so fucking stupid. :3
 
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That was a quick turnaround!

Becky: Maybe he'll look past my labels... I'm not looking past his labels, though!

Oh, Basic Becky, you're so goddamn predictable. You're also a shitty story writer. At least let us get super invested before you pull the plot twist. Bets on how quickly she'll go back to talking about Mami and Papi like they didn't have some sort of fight over her contacting her biodad?
 
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