Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

A lot of creative people bemoan the fact that it’s so hard to find time to actually create when you’re working to support yourself. Jake’s lucky. He could turn out an article a day if he wanted, if not more. Yet this month, all he’s done is a pointless and badly researched article claiming a character from a 90s anime that no one cares about is trans.

The funniest thing about him, is there's plenty of software out there to make it even easier for him to create things. There's HeroLab, Realmsworks, Campaign Cartographer, Hexmapper, Open Office/MS Office, Adobe CS2 (For free) or CS5 (Subscription) all of them making it so he could put out shitloads of stuff really quick.

• Herolab to handle the details of the stat-blocks and do math checks.
• Realmswork to work on building regions or nations or entire campaign settings
• Campaign Cartographer for all his mapping needs. From hi-rez to old blue-ink map styles. Cities, dungeons, overland, hell, even solar systems and spaceships
• Hexmapper if he wants to go old school for overland maps
• Open Office/MS Office for his word docs so he can tidy it up and ready it for PDF conversion. You can get PDF converters for Open Office or Word
• Adobe if he wants to use InDesign to do his PDF layouts, Photoshop or GIMP to do up artwork, page backgrounds, whatever and clean up maps

None of this is new. Everyone doing 3PP stuff uses some or all of them.

He could offer a map a week to his subscribers. Or an NPC a week with statblocks and backstories for levels 1-20 and Mythic (for Pathfinder). Or a short PDF regarding spells, magic items, racial backgrounds, whatever.

He's not doing anything else.

But nope, he'd rather sperg out on Twitter all day and hide under his bed, terrified his mother will misgender him when calling him to dinner.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The funniest thing about him, is there's plenty of software out there to make it even easier for him to create things. There's HeroLab, Realmsworks, Campaign Cartographer, Hexmapper, Open Office/MS Office, Adobe CS2 (For free) or CS5 (Subscription) all of them making it so he could put out shitloads of stuff really quick.

• Herolab to handle the details of the stat-blocks and do math checks.
• Realmswork to work on building regions or nations or entire campaign settings
• Campaign Cartographer for all his mapping needs. From hi-rez to old blue-ink map styles. Cities, dungeons, overland, hell, even solar systems and spaceships
• Hexmapper if he wants to go old school for overland maps
• Open Office/MS Office for his word docs so he can tidy it up and ready it for PDF conversion. You can get PDF converters for Open Office or Word
• Adobe if he wants to use InDesign to do his PDF layouts, Photoshop or GIMP to do up artwork, page backgrounds, whatever and clean up maps

None of this is new. Everyone doing 3PP stuff uses some or all of them.

He could offer a map a week to his subscribers. Or an NPC a week with statblocks and backstories for levels 1-20 and Mythic (for Pathfinder). Or a short PDF regarding spells, magic items, racial backgrounds, whatever.

He's not doing anything else.

But nope, he'd rather sperg out on Twitter all day and hide under his bed, terrified his mother will misgender him when calling him to dinner.

and all of those stuff you listed is perfect for the campaign I will be running in august. Thanks

 

[Water-T]

He wouldn't be able to pack fast enough if the offer came from Chelsea

*Chelsea unblocks Jake and Tweets him*

Chelsea: You know, I've been thinking that I made a huge mistake by freezing you out of my life. How about you come live w-

*Chelsea's doorbell rings*

*Chelsea opens her door, aghast at the sight of "Violet" at her door*

Jake: "I, um...just happened to be in the area and by area I mean in your shrubbery when I got your message, so here I am! Go be a dear and fetch me yon Hot Pockets!"

 

[Richard Stabone]

Jake "just hit 5000 followers" and urges people to read his Googleshng that VICE was going to pay him $600 to write (Jake got nothing because what he wrote was libelous conspiracy theory bullshit) as well as his "New McCarthyism" Googleshng about BLOCKLISTS. He also urges people not to "tag [him] in with trolls."

This is the first time I've read that "New McCarthyism" and I am laughing my ass off at this insanity. How can someone have such little self-awareness?

Guy on social media finds that everyone he communicates with ends up blocking him. Instead of wondering if this maybe has something to do with his own insufferable personality, he decries it a giant conspiracy. He's comparing some people not wanting to read his tweets to a pivotal moment in American history.

 

[Hellfire]

CHELSAY! If this 'friend' was CHELSAY then Jake claims she "blocked [his] number." http://archive.fo/v7cDH

TWITTER

Jake Googleshngs about GAMERGATE and Godzilla plus other things, and projects that his enemies, the so-called "nazis," are "stupid losers" and see themselves as a "complete failure in life" despite being, according to Jake, employed in a "very comfortable job" with a college education and a "well-off family (often absurdly so.)" http://archive.fo/2hsIt





He used 'nazi' twenty-eight times in just that one Googleshng.

JESSE SINGAL! "survivors"

This seems to be a reiteration of what he previously said regarding his family telling kids to stay away from him and warning older people not to give him money, he claims a family member he was "very close to growing up" found out about Jake pretending he's a troon and warned her children not to talk to him because he'll beg them for money. He also implies someone "outed" his troon LARPing to this family member behind his back. http://archive.is/0wDex

CERNOVICH! 8CHAN!

 

[repentance]

But Jake claimed to have told his family, so how can anyone have outed him "behind his back"? Does he think his mother doesn't have the right to share whatever he does which stresses her with her mother and sisters?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is the first time I've read that "New McCarthyism" and I am laughing my ass off at this insanity. How can someone have such little self-awareness?

Guy on social media finds that everyone he communicates with ends up blocking him. Instead of wondering if this maybe has something to do with his own insufferable personality, he decries it a giant conspiracy. He's comparing some people not wanting to read his tweets to a pivotal moment in American history.

This highlights another big problem with Jake’s writing. It’s written for an audience that consists of Jake. No one gives a fuck that Jake gets blocked. He’s not even interested in whether this is a phenomenon that goes beyond him. It’s not an entertaining or interesting piece. Even someone who knew nothing about Jake could see through it.

 

[Jaimas]

CHELSAY! If this 'friend' was CHELSAY then Jake claims she "blocked [his] number." http://archive.fo/v7cDH
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Jake Googleshngs about GAMERGATE and Godzilla plus other things, and projects that his enemies, the so-called "nazis," are "stupid losers" and see themselves as a "complete failure in life" despite being, according to Jake, employed in a "very comfortable job" with a college education and a "well-off family (often absurdly so.)" http://archive.fo/2hsIt
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JESSE SINGAL! "survivors"
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CERNOVICH! 8CHAN!
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You know what's funny about this? Jakey and friends could have nipped Cernovich in the bud years ago.
All they had to do was stop. And they fucking didn't.

During GG, Margaret Pless doxed him. Zoe Quinn then spread said dox, and Mike got SWATed.

Everyone in Anti-GG couldn't trip over themselves fast enough to say this was justice and hilarious. They also pushed to have Cernovich disbarred and Randi Harper got him suspended for Twitter, then bragged about it. They then proceeded to go after him for about 3 years using character assassination tactics on Twitter and other Social Media platforms.

Cernovich, by all accounts, is now using their own deplatforming and character assassination tactics against people the Anti-GGers like.

The man's totally a fucking Lolcow, but the shit he did with James Gunn never would have happened if they hadn't fucking antagonized him for so long.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

You never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and the pig likes it.

-George Bernard Shaw

 

[Sissy Galvez]

If what Jake said was true, then he briefly crashed on the couches of troons like Tanya DePass. Now Jakey doesn't get free access to cons through them anymore. I think we can all come to the same conclusion here.

Highly doubtful because Tanya depass lives in Chicago and Jake is in Niantic. No way he made it out there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

CHELSAY! If this 'friend' was CHELSAY then Jake claims she "blocked [his] number." http://archive.fo/v7cDH
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Your relative is right Jake.

I can assure you all your family is already pretty appalled you let your mother support you while you lounge around all day in dirty t-shirts. So everyone was already sketched out by the big, fat, weird, gnome bearded unemployed man living in mommy’s attic who doesn’t seem to ever leave the house and has zero friends. Then on top of all that they discover the creepy dude spends all his time online pretending to be a woman named Violet. Any person would warn others about such a turbo creep.

Also Jake DOES beg for money all the time, so beloved cousin Matilda ain’t wrong there. She just assumed his claims of being trans meant all his online panhandling must be to try and transition, lol. but Jake can tell her with a straight face that all the money he begs for is spent on games.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Your relative is right Jake.

I can assure you all your family is already pretty appalled you let your mother support you while you lounge around all day in dirty t-shirts. So everyone was already sketched out by the big, fat, weird, gnome bearded unemployed man living in mommy’s attic who doesn’t seem to ever leave the house and has zero friends. Then on top of all that they discover the creepy dude spends all his time online pretending to be a woman named Violet. Any person would warn others about such a turbo creep.

Also Jake DOES beg for money all the time, so beloved cousin Matilda ain’t wrong there. She just assumed his claims of being trans meant all his online panhandling must be to try and transition, lol. but Jake can tell her with a straight face that all the money he begs for is spent on games.

I don't know which option is more hilarious or true, that this story is fact and he doesn't realize he should be ashamed of the situation, or this is all fiction, but his aunt's fictional reaction is entirely realistic and warranted.

All the social justice in the world won't cover up the fact that he is a lazy mooch.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I’m not a legal expert, but couldn’t Jake’s allegations that Mike Cernovoch is a pedophile who provides legal aid to child porn sites be considered libel?

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

I’m not a legal expert, but couldn’t Jake’s allegations that Mike Cernovoch is a pedophile who provides legal aid to child porn sites be considered libel?

That would be pretty interesting, if so. Jake has waddled pretty close to that particular precipice a few times in the last couple of months, notably in regards to some of the terrible things he has said about notable trans-oppressor Jesse Singal. Jesse has chosen to take the high road there, but I honestly think a strong dose of real-world consequences would be pretty good for Jake.

 

[MaxiMax]

It would certainly be good for Jake to experience a bit of the real world.
But the problem is... who would go out of his way to do that ? Jake is an invisible, non noteworthy sperg on the internet. Nobody really listen to him apart from people like Becky which mainly pretend to listen to him in order to make him continue licking their feets whenever they want. His echo chamber is made up by only himself and it will probably never change for the rest of his life because nobody cares about what he's saying and nobody will ever.

So really even if it would be fun to see Jake panicking because his actions and words have real consequences for once... I don't see anyone actually aknowledging him enough to think about suing him. It would be a waste of time and ressources.

I would be pleasantly surprise if someone took the time to do it though. It would surely be very entertaining.

 

[Haramburger]

No jake, you can't summon weev to your twitter thread for attention. It doesn't work like that; you have to include the lightning bolts and split the '14' and '88' on opposite ends of his name like a magic spell for it to work.

 

[Kosher Dill]

his enemies, the so-called "nazis,"

Remember folks, Jake is never exaggerating when he says America is literally overrun by 1930s-style genocidal NSDAP members!
He really has no idea how persuasion works.

Jake: "I put on my cloak of charisma, cast charm person on the king, and tell him that his kingdom is being overrun by Nazis!"
DM: *rolls dice* "OK, the king is now 100% convinced that you think there are Nazis everywhere. He looks at you with pity and summons the court cleric to examine you."

 

[Jaimas]

No jake, you can't summon weev to your twitter thread for attention. It doesn't work like that; you have to include the lightning bolts and split the '14' and '88' on opposite ends of his name like a magic spell for it to work.

Holy shit, this segment.

According to Jake, "Nazis" are 20-50 white people, well educated, wealthy, and yet somehow also failures in life. Also they disproportionately work in Silicon Valley. Can anyone in the class who's not retarded point out the logic holes?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Holy shit, this segment.

According to Jake, "Nazis" are 20-50 white people, well educated, wealthy, and yet somehow also failures in life. Also they disproportionately work in Silicon Valley. Can anyone in the class who's not exceptional point out the logic holes?

Guess we're all Nazis then.

As for the slander Jake slung against Cernovich: I doubt Cernovich even cares. Suing Jake would be an exercise in futility. He has no assets. Furthermore, people on Jake's side of the issue don't even listen to him, so I doubt Cernovich is worried about his reputation. And he's a public figure. There's a higher standard to meet to prove defamation.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Every single one of those idiotic posts in that Nazi Googlshng got 60, 70 even 80 hearts. Who the hell is reading this absolute shit and uprating it?

Honestly, more and more, Twitter is the place crazy people go to talk to The Voices.