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"Those playing Twitch Bounties are paid shills. They are walking advertisements, not true gamers, and are doing it solely for a paycheck. I'll be PAYING FOR THE GAME and playing it this Friday just like many of you, and my reactions will be legit like always"

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Why does literally everything that Phil say age so badly? He has no shame, but he is prideful lol. I expect him to completely shit on the Bounties Program and Twitch as a whole because that's what he always do. "If those idiots at Twitch would have just done some actual fucking research, they would see that everything everyone has ever said about me is out of context."

Phil really should have talked to Diction. Diction has the type of fan base Phil wants and yet Phil manages to insult him and his entire fucking fan base. Can you imagine if Phil had these types of fans?
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Every time someone bigger than Phil tries to help him he takes their out stretched hand and wipes his ass with it.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Reveals he has a spare PC in his closet. This PC is, however too old to doing anything and " doesn't have a dedicated graphics card". What did he buy this PC to do? Why ship it all the way to Seattle?
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I believe you are referring to the first PC rig that Chris Furtado built for DSP prior to the purchase of 3k lemon

His unboxing video and testing the PC (Up to 14:26)

Unable to run games on max setting (because he was too lazy to research on individual components and instead randomly chosen them for Chris to build it), he blamed Chris for not not choosing the suitable components to build the PC
 
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Saigonara said:
I believe you are referring to the first PC rig that Chris Furtado built for DSP prior to the purchase of 3k lemon PC

His unboxing video and testing the PC (Up to 14:26)

Unable to run games on max setting (because he was too lazy to research on individual parts and instead randomly chosen them for Chris to build it), he blamed Chris for it
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That one has a GPU though. Wht isn't he using that one for his streaming rig and his main one for games? Hell, he could part it out and make some decent money. Instead he lets it collect dust in a closet. Hell, I play some steam games on a Laptop that is older than that and it isn't a gaming laptop whatsoever.
 
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Yeah a feeling Phil the problem is you pathologically lie and you cannot run a single narrative and maintain it. This leads to paranoia because you have played the victim constantly. They did not say sorry or it was the fact they did not want to asociate with you. You have been caught out with the car, the PC and how you are viewed is being massively changed because they are seeing your lies.

What a deceitful fuck. So fuck you Phil I am not mentally ill YOU ARE. P.s. you need the game title you idiot followed by the fact it is sponsered Jesus christ this guy is such a fucking liar.
 
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Phalanx said:
Yeah a feeling Phil the problem is you pathologically lie and you cannot run a single narrative and maintain it. This leads to paranoia because you have played the victim constantly. They did not say sorry or it was the fact they did not want to asociate with you. You have been caught out with the car, the PC and how you are viewed is being massively changed because they are seeing your lies.

What a deceitful fuck. So fuck you Phil I am not mentally ill YOU ARE. P.s. you need the game title you idiot followed by the fact it is sponsered Jesus christ this guy is such a fucking liar.
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The game title has to be in the stream name, I don’t think he’s required to announce the game prior to the stream unless that is a condition of the devs of the game he picks.

  • We’ll use the stream title, game, and Past Broadcast to verify bounty completion. Update your stream title to include #sponsored, stream under the correct game, and have “Store Past Broadcasts” on in your Channel Settings. Otherwise, you can’t get paid.
 
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I think he's lying. It sounds like what actually happened is he found out he can get trolled in the game so he cancelled it. He made up some story about finding an email in his spam folder from the bounty people. He also said he "did nothing wrong" and bounty people fucked up.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I dont wanna jinx it, but this is the problem doing sponsored things: You need to be... how do i put it... not the biggest joke on the internet? A toxic waste? A live masturbator? ... you know, so companys can sponsor, support you.
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Also for future reference for anyone wanting to get into this kind of stuff - It's best not to shit talk people doing sponsored streams and being sponsored by games for years, including doing a tweet where you call all other streamers "shills" that goes semi-viral and then go up to these sponsors and act like everything's okay because now its convenient to you to do sponsored streams.
 
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someone cheered or said or w/e about phil playing wot even tho its not sponsored, alot of ppl want to see him play wot. and phil said hes going to do pubg instead cause alot of ppl want him play pubg instead. the chat didnt seem like that
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calling detractors sensitive babies even tho he pays out to a guy who perma bans people if you ask him why he snorts so much

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another fan showing their exceptional IQ with their grammar



phil talking about people and their past, that if they did bad things in their past it shouldnt matter now cause now theyve changed for the better, like james gunn. and how he doesnt make rape jokes now a days. phil probably talking about it to make himself feel better. playing the victim again, about how his past is constantly holding him back even though hes a "better" guy now and has "changed"


anywho, i wont be updating this post or posting anything else in phils twitch today, gonna go do my own stuff :3
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I think he's lying. It sounds like what actually happened is he found out he can get trolled in the game so he cancelled it. He made up some story about finding an email in his spam folder from the bounty people. He also said he "did nothing wrong" and bounty people fucked up.
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Basically the only way to know for sure is if we can find out from another twitch partner or affiliate if the WoT bounty is still active.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I think he's lying. It sounds like what actually happened is he found out he can get trolled in the game so he cancelled it. He made up some story about finding an email in his spam folder from the bounty people. He also said he "did nothing wrong" and bounty people fucked up.
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if it wasn't cancelled by the developer, then ego HAS to be the cause
his ego is more important than money, real talk.

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His hair isnt balding doods, its just looks that way cause its gray in the midfle.
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phil's ego is so massive and fragile, just like phil, he has to make bullshit excuses
ITS NOT BALDING, ITS JUST GREYING OF MY MANLY TESTOSTERONE FILLED ITALIAN MANE!!
phil, it's okay, you're balding. most of us here will be balding at some point (even the women).

ITS NOT DUST, ITS LIGHT CRYSTALS.
phil, even if you don't feel like cleaning the office (if dusting is too much work for you, how do you even live?)
you can just say "yeah, it's a bit dusty, it's almost time for a cleaning.. maybe this weekend" or some shit.

phil imagines himself the paragon of manhood, in his immaculate castle wooing bitches left and right while decimating games
when he's a fat lonely drunk, in his dusty trash filled house, acting gayer and gayer for LTG everyday, while he fails at basic motor skills.
 
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Logging in to CTR Dave's "conscientious, systematic" lengthening of his video parts from 2013-16. We all know he was still doing 12-25 minute videos up until the adpocalypse hit him in early 2017. I don't think I really even need to add screens.

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phil imagines himself the paragon of manhood, in his immaculate castle wooing bitches left and right while decimating games
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/950949212212158464
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Retreading the OPseat debacle. Disney should have researched James Gunn's ancient tweets before hiring him, much like OPseat should have. Insists he could get something from them in court for misdirecting him, but decries it not being worth the effort.

EDIT: Currently listening to Hate LIVE! July 2018, which is live on Twitch at the time of writing.
 
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