Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MemeGray]

I can't help but think of that lady on My 600lb Life whose gut always pressed against the horn as she got out of the car.

C'mon you can't write that and not post the video.

 

[Turd Blossom]

C'mon you can't write that and not post the video.

I just looked long and hard but can't find it anywhere. I believe it's the Ashley R. episode, S5 ep2.

 

[NervousSideEye]

If that is early Becky era, then it is around 100lbs ago. How does she still fit in that car??

Because that's Becky's old car.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

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I actually don't think that finding a new Cheesecake Factory to waddle in and buying 200 tacky stickers from the nearest Wallyworld to commemorate the achievement is actually considered as a vacation.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I actually don't think that finding a new Cheesecake Factory to waddle in and buying 200 tacky stickers from the nearest Wallyworld to commemorate the achievement is actually considered as a vacation.

The residents in the fag house seem to think so.

 

[Xenomorph]

Don't guys do that on purpose just to get you to touch their crotch?

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It's been said that literally every day is a vacation for them but oh joy, another month of videos filmed in a hotel room on the horizon!

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I may not be up to date on Amber lore but I thought she hates fruit. Or at least that's the last stance I remember her taking on it, despite evidence she has enjoyed fruit on camera years ago.

yeah, they are gonna load her up in the U-Haul and haul ass to Florida to drool over Dusty. I wouldnt be shocked if she gets a clot during that trip.

 

[Phalanx]

I hope she reveals her weight soon I cannot wait until we are at 550lb era.

 

[JayBlue]

I hope she reveals her weight soon I cannot wait until we are at 550lb era.

She won’t tell her real weight. It took her forever for her to admit she was. 500lbs.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

I've always been sceptical about why Amber refuses to drive and I think the mystery has been solved. She'd be hard pressed to squeeze behind the wheel.

I can't help but think of that lady on My 600lb Life whose gut always pressed against the horn as she got out of the car.

Yeah, even if AL did have her license and could somehow squeeze behind the steering wheel, she would be a hazard on the road because I'm sure her gut would make it difficult to turn the wheel and she probably wouldn't be able to reach very well. She wouldn't be able to react quickly in an emergency.

Was there really a person on MSHPL whose gut tooted the horn every time she got out of the car? That's pretty funny.

 

[Strine]

I may not be up to date on Amber lore but I thought she hates fruit. Or at least that's the last stance I remember her taking on it, despite evidence she has enjoyed fruit on camera years ago.

Amber constantly claims she hates or is allergic to certain foods, including ones she eats on camera in the same video. Her infamous purported allergy to eggs [/æïggz/] is a good example. There seems to be no rhyme or reason to this habit.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Amber constantly claims she hates or is allergic to certain foods, including ones she eats on camera in the same video. Her infamous purported allergy to eggs [/æïggz/] is a good example. There seems to be no rhyme or reason to this babit.

I know she flip flops about food but I don't know her latest stance on fruit per se.

 

[Malibougie]

If that is early Becky era, then it is around 100lbs ago. How does she still fit in that car??

The only wheel AL might fit behind would be that of a monster truck...in the night life

 

[Xenomorph]

I know she flip flops about food but I don't know her latest stance on fruit per se.

If it's coated in chocolate, she likes it.

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

If it's coated in chocolate, she likes it.

like those chocolate covered strawberries that were stuffed in her mouth on valentines day

 

[Strine]

Well gorlfriend you might as well go vegan since you do this every time you get Mexican anyway

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Some fatsos use oil to lube up their gut so the wheel can totally turn safely and not be a road hazard at all.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Yes, this is Becky era. I don't remember the video it's from, but here's another photo of them in this car from "SHE LOVES ME";

Spoiler

This picture is the perfect metaphor for necky's relationship with amber. Amber lazily putting her hand near necky's vag while necky bends over back wards to accommodate amber. I'll accept my :islamic:

 

[Hrothgar]

I've always been sceptical about why Amber refuses to drive and I think the mystery has been solved. She'd be hard pressed to squeeze behind the wheel.

I can't help but think of that lady on My 600lb Life whose gut always pressed against the horn as she got out of the car.

Nah, she just knows how distracted she would be with all the women being jealous and hating her or wanting to be with her, and all the men trying to get her attention so they can give her their phone numbers at the next red light.

 

[Long time lurker]

she just knows how distracted she would be

There is a video of Krystle "teaching" Amber how to drive. Time stamped:

I was trying to find it and did a search for "2014". It's interesting how the titles she used back then are so similar to the ones she uses now - what I ate today, grocery haul, weight in... My favorite is "water obsessed".. There was even one where Amber has a bunch of jewelry out and said it took them some time to do something (I don't know if it was sorting or choosing).

 

[ADHD]

Amber going vegan? Been there, done that.

Spoiler: didn't work, still fat