Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[DrJonesHat]

Thing is....you say this as if it was a bad thing and not something that could well eclipse brianna wu as the most hilarious fucking thing trannyness has shat out into the reality



I alluded to this a while ago in the REEEEsetera thread but folks like this demonstrate perfectly how all the old Orwellian nightmares of doublethink and such would be actually hilariously pathetic and cringeworthy if actually implimented IRL.

Hell maybe one of us could write a deconstruction of dystopian fiction at some point with the whole thing being "people who actually fucktard their own brains to this degree would be hilariously easy to overthrow and rebel against"

It would be bad for Cernovich. It would be great for us and companies that make snack foods. Buy stock in popcorn companies if that happens.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Secondly, he sues Jake, and suddenly Jake goes from being a barely-noticed Twitter sperg to an SJW celebrity overnight. He'd be the brave transwoman being sued by Nazis for speaking the truth, and I'm sure that'd be enough for someone to provide a lawyer to him. Shit, Zoe might even take notice..

Jake is that you? She's never, ever going to notice you short of you playing Peter Gabriel outside her window at which point the police will be called.

His entire identity is wrapped up in being NOT JAKE. He's NOT that dude in this thread. Nothing like him. He doesn't wear weird Japanese costumes and sweatpants to weddings. His family abuses him and he's in constant 'danger' (not just from running out of hot pockets). He's totally transitioning, he just needs the state to stop gatekeeping him and he'd totally turn into a woman. He's not a bearded gnome, he's a woman with a simple glandular problem.

If Jake was exposed in public documents via a lawsuit or similar it would be hilarious. He's already been shut out of most SJW circles because they figured him out... this would just make it all inescapable.

I don't know Mike C..whatever enough to know if he's a limited or full public figure (I assumed he was just some twitter GG spaz like everyone else in this). Nor do I know which state he would bring an action and what standards they have for such figures. But it would be so entertaining either way.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Secondly, he sues Jake, and suddenly Jake goes from being a barely-noticed Twitter sperg to an SJW celebrity overnight.

So what you're saying is, we need to make this happen. I absolutely want Jake to become the face of SJW.

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover with Movie Bob.

lol Kav P (who I'm sure Jake is ardently reporting for ban evasion, any day now...) calls out Jake for his mansplaining nonsense about "glandular disorders" and all women being big breasted and hairless.





Jake is roleplaying in a "very Indiana Jones inspired RPG campaign rigjht now" in an "actively anti-colonialist party." http://archive.fo/glziR


Jake is actively playing over in yon thread http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFSGMDennisTheConfirmation/gameplay&page=last
He looks to have fucked up with his character (which is a magical tranny, because of course it is), putting armor on it that it lacks the Strength to be able to use and missing feats. I don't know if an "ill-fitting" armor is somerhing in Pathfinder, but Jake seems to have taken it solely so he could include lots of RPing about the character touching her clothing and "fiddling" with the armor.



Jake's magical transformation and transsexual fetish is in effect, http://paizo.com/people/QuasarBhatt http://archive.is/N9Ww2

On one such outing, she met a traveling merchant staying at the same inn, looking to sell an elixir of sex shifting. Having a personal need for such, and being something of the impulsive sort, she immediately purchased and drank it on the spot, giving her the body she always wanted,

Jake says a "friend" "spontaneously stopped talking to" him a year ago in order to creep on Zach about Funko pops. Cow crossover.

TWITTER! Cow crossover with anti-GG/CON chat member Chris Kluwe.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Suing him might not necessarily work for Cernovich but it wouldn’t be to his detriment either. @DrJonesHat I love you (full homo) but I gotta disagree with you here.

I think that first off, no ones gonna spend money on Jake for the same reason that suing him for realsies would be supremely devastating to Jake, the same reason that no one would have his back, the reason @Blue Jerkop elaborated on: he’s built this fantasy of being a trans woman who passed or tried or something, anything. A struggling soul with a horrible home life and living situation, with few prospects.

If any of that was remotely true, your premise would hold: some lefty lawyer would see a chance to make a name for themselves going pro bono against Cernovich and by extension the alt right. The problem here is that Jakey can’t be held aloft for sympathy by a gender neutral Gloria Allred with half of xir head shaved, because there’s absolutely nothing sympathetic about him.

Everyone knows this or at least suspects it. I find it really hard to believe that everybody just ignored all the evidence that Brianna Wu is John Flynt, but Bri Bri is a sympathetic character because everybody loves an underdog story, or at least a large enough segment of reality does that the Wu Campaign chugs along and has enough social justice support to be difficult to stop.

To use a shitty metaphor, even the shittiest NBA player has fans and people that buy his jerseys, but no one roots for the fucking bench warmer that not only refuses to play like Derrick Rose without the injuries but he actively talks seismic shit and hurls invective at his team, and the opposing team, and the audience and really anyone other than the cheerleaders.

Jakey’s been able to scrape by thus far because people ignore him or at best damn him with faint praise, because he’s so easily forgettable and powerfully dumb, but the second we’re proven right is the start of the very last instant anyone in the circles he desperately wants to move in ever gives a single solitary fuck about him. Him getting sued for his internet retardation is the best possible outcome.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Suing him might not necessarily work for Cernovich but it wouldn’t be to his detriment either. @DrJonesHat I love you (full homo) but I gotta disagree with you here.

I think that first off, no ones gonna spend money on Jake for the same reason that suing him for realsies would be supremely devastating to Jake, the same reason that no one would have his back, the reason @Blue Jerkop elaborated on: he’s built this fantasy of being a trans woman who passed or tried or something, anything. A struggling soul with a horrible home life and living situation, with few prospects.

If any of that was remotely true, your premise would hold: some lefty lawyer would see a chance to make a name for themselves going pro bono against Cernovich and by extension the alt right. The problem here is that Jakey can’t be held aloft for sympathy by a gender neutral Gloria Allred with half of xir head shaved, because there’s absolutely nothing sympathetic about him.

Everyone knows this or at least suspects it. I find it really hard to believe that everybody just ignored all the evidence that Brianna Wu is John Flynt, but Bri Bri is a sympathetic character because everybody loves an underdog story, or at least a large enough segment of reality does that the Wu Campaign chugs along and has enough social justice support to be difficult to stop.

To use a shitty metaphor, even the shittiest NBA player has fans and people that buy his jerseys, but no one roots for the fucking bench warmer that not only refuses to play like Derrick Rose without the injuries but he actively talks seismic shit and hurls invective at his team, and the opposing team, and the audience and really anyone other than the cheerleaders.

Jakey’s been able to scrape by thus far because people ignore him or at best damn him with faint praise, because he’s so easily forgettable and powerfully dumb, but the second we’re proven right is the start of the very last instant anyone in the circles he desperately wants to move in ever gives a single solitary fuck about him. Him getting sued for his internet exceptionalism is the best possible outcome.

But the entire point of suing someone is for financial damages as compensation for the harm their actions caused and Jake makes a McDonalds employee look like a robber baron.

So suing Jake would just be an empty gesture on principal that would cost Cernovich money and only serve to give Jake undue attention and martyr status among SJWs. It would make him shit bricks but if he didn’t immediately DFE he could probably turn it into a real money maker for his paetron and a GFM campaign.

While it so no doubt be hilarious to watch if Jake was sued it would be a pointless waste for Cernovich. He needs a well-known SJW who has status, money or lots of media attention to bother with such a thing.

It’s unfortunate because if anyone sued Jake it would be under his real name and if he wanted to cry and e-beg about it he would have to admit he was Jake Alley of Ninantic CT. For that reason alone I wish someone would do it.

 

[repentance]

But the entire point of suing someone is for financial damages as compensation for the harm their actions caused and Jake makes a McDonalds employee look like a robber baron.

So suing Jake would just be an empty gesture on principal that would cost Cernovich money and only serve to give Jake undue attention and martyr status among SJWs. It would make him shit bricks but if he didn’t immediately DFE he could probably turn it into a real money maker for his paetron and a GFM campaign.

While it so no doubt be hilarious to watch if Jake was sued it would be a pointless waste for Cernovich. He needs a well-known SJW who has status, money or lots of media attention to bother with such a thing.

It’s unfortunate because if anyone sued Jake it would be under his real name and if he wanted to cry and e-beg about it he would have to admit he was Jake Alley of Ninantic CT. For that reason alone I wish someone would do it.

While all of that is true, and defamation actions are generally prolonged and expensive, there is another option. Lawsuits can be withdrawn, so the comedy option would to go just far enough with a lawsuit against "SGG" to force disclosure of the real person behind the internet identity and then withdraw it (a reasonable thing to do if it becomes apparent that the defendant has not capacity to pay a judgement).

 

[Water-T]

"Even though you didn't ask, i'm going to point out that I have no friends to game with and no money to buy gaming stuff. HINT HINT WINK WINK"

 

[AnOminous]

"Even though you didn't ask, i'm going to point out that I have no friends to game with and no money to buy gaming stuff. HINT HINT WINK WINK"

So he's a fat gaping pussy who doesn't actually want to play games where there's a possibility of losing, ever.

He probably bawls like a baby when his character dies, or kills himself like Tom Hanks in Mazes & Monsters.

What a pathetic loser.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But the entire point of suing someone is for financial damages as compensation for the harm their actions caused and Jake makes a McDonalds employee look like a robber baron.

So suing Jake would just be an empty gesture on principal that would cost Cernovich money and only serve to give Jake undue attention and martyr status among SJWs. It would make him shit bricks but if he didn’t immediately DFE he could probably turn it into a real money maker for his paetron and a GFM campaign.

While it so no doubt be hilarious to watch if Jake was sued it would be a pointless waste for Cernovich. He needs a well-known SJW who has status, money or lots of media attention to bother with such a thing.

It’s unfortunate because if anyone sued Jake it would be under his real name and if he wanted to cry and e-beg about it he would have to admit he was Jake Alley of Ninantic CT. For that reason alone I wish someone would do it.

I agree that suing Jake wouldn’t be worth the hassle, but I can’t see him becoming a martyr. For that, he needs to be the kind of person you actually want associated with your movement. Jake is not that. In fact, if you wanted to discredit the trans rights movement, you couldn’t do much better than a no-effort basement-dwelling NEET who knows less about women than most incels. No one will leap to the defense of someone like that.

 

[Water-T]

So he's a fat gaping pussy who doesn't actually want to play games where there's a possibility of losing, ever.

He probably bawls like a baby when his character dies, or kills himself like Tom Hanks in Mazes & Monsters.

What a pathetic loser.

No wonder he can't find friends to game with.

*Jake's character dies*

DM: "I'm sorry, but your save roll failed, so the evil mage just knocked your character out of the gam..."

Jake: "NO! VIOLET ISN'T DEAD! SHE IS NOW A LEVEL 35 ELF GODDESS!"

DM: "GTFO"

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Everyone knows this or at least suspects it. I find it really hard to believe that everybody just ignored all the evidence that Brianna Wu is John Flynt, but Bri Bri is a sympathetic character because everybody loves an underdog story, or at least a large enough segment of reality does that the Wu Campaign chugs along and has enough social justice support to be difficult to stop...

I'll say this for Wu, at least in this thread: she* has done a lot with a little when it comes to the whole trans thing. It isn't believable, but there was a lot of effort there (much more than anything else I can think of Wu putting effort towrads). The multiple surgeries, the terrible dresses, the continued facade over decades, it's about all you could expect. If Wu had started out as a 5'6 twink she might have ended up believable with all that work.

Jake has none of that. Won't even shave his gnome beard as far as we know. And all his excuses are so flimsy that they would collapse in a slight breeze.

But the entire point of suing someone is for financial damages as compensation for the harm their actions caused... So suing Jake would just be an empty gesture on principal that would cost Cernovich money...

All true, but there are such things as strategic lawsuits. As mentioned a couple posts above, one could initiate a lawsuit on the cheap- even pro se- and drop it if it gets too expensive. Often bad actors like companies with BS products use such suits to stifle criticism but there's nothing that says it can't be used against someone that actually did defame another.

and only serve to give Jake undue attention and martyr status among SJWs. It would make him shit bricks but if he didn’t immediately DFE he could probably turn it into a real money maker for his paetron and a GFM campaign.

Again, I can't buy it. Jake has been frozen out of the very circles that would be necessary to pull this, even if he had the gumption (he doesn't). We know that these blocks were not accidental. Not only do they not want to associate with Jake and be completely embarrassed by the media picking up on what he is, but a lot of the figures try not to be so stupid as to call people pedophiles without evidence. If Jake were someone other than Jake, they might use him. If Jake was actually the victim, they might use him, even as Jake. But he's rolling snake eyes here. Nora might retweet him, and that would be about it.

But thinking about this is just wishful, Jake does have an advantage in that he's too unimportant to worry about for most people.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So what you're saying is, we need to make this happen. I absolutely want Jake to become the face of SJW.

Oh god, the googleshnging would be so bizarre that forensic psychologists would be studying his intellectual bowel movements for decades to come.

So he's a fat gaping pussy who doesn't actually want to play games where there's a possibility of losing, ever.

He probably bawls like a baby when his character dies, or kills himself like Tom Hanks in Mazes & Monsters.

What a pathetic loser.

Any gaming community of any size will have a Jake in it. They are so invested in their character that they consider anything done to the character in game as being done to them in real life. I bet he pouts and whines if his character takes damage at all, let alone dies. People like that view it as a personal attack. When I'm GMing and I get one of those, I pull them aside for a talk about how RPGs work, and tell them if they don't like our group's playstyle, they can go elsewhere. They either grow up, or leave usually. Occasionally, I have to arrange to have a dragon eat them or something. Given his attitudes on competition and character death, I'm guessing Jake doesn't play Paranoia. If you've ever played it, you immediately get why.

 

[AnOminous]

All true, but there are such things as strategic lawsuits. As mentioned a couple posts above, one could initiate a lawsuit on the cheap- even pro se- and drop it if it gets too expensive. Often bad actors like companies with BS products use such suits to stifle criticism but there's nothing that says it can't be used against someone that actually did defame another.

He is actually a lawyer and it's not like you'd have to be Perry Mason to make out a case that calling you a pedophile is defamatory. Especially when the defendant is a drooling moron like Jake who shows up in pajama sweat pants and Velcro sped shoes and babbles incoherently like a mental case.

But the entire point of suing someone is for financial damages as compensation for the harm their actions caused and Jake makes a McDonalds employee look like a robber baron.

That's the legitimate point of a lawsuit, but Cerno is a giant autist. I could see him doing it just for revenge, to fuck up Jake's life, or otherwise just to spread pain and misery. You're not generally going to make a lot of money in a libel lawsuit anyway. A lot of people suing over that are just really, really pissed and want revenge, and want a court to say that what that guy just said is bullshit.

It’s unfortunate because if anyone sued Jake it would be under his real name and if he wanted to cry and e-beg about it he would have to admit he was Jake Alley of Ninantic CT. For that reason alone I wish someone would do it.

And this is why it's an daydream.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He is actually a lawyer and it's not like you'd have to be Perry Mason to make out a case that calling you a pedophile is defamatory. Especially when the defendant is a drooling moron like Jake who shows up in pajama sweat pants and Velcro sped shoes and babbles incoherently like a mental case.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that court case. Too bad, it will probably never happen due to Jake being so unimportant

 

[GethN7]

He is actually a lawyer and it's not like you'd have to be Perry Mason to make out a case that calling you a pedophile is defamatory. Especially when the defendant is a drooling moron like Jake who shows up in pajama sweat pants and Velcro sped shoes and babbles incoherently like a mental case.



That's the legitimate point of a lawsuit, but Cerno is a giant autist. I could see him doing it just for revenge, to fuck up Jake's life, or otherwise just to spread pain and misery. You're not generally going to make a lot of money in a libel lawsuit anyway. A lot of people suing over that are just really, really pissed and want revenge, and want a court to say that what that guy just said is bullshit.



And this is why it's an daydream.

Not to mention it would be hilarious because it would drag Jake out into the light as his Twitter avatar in a manner that cannot be denied.

 

[flipper]

Not to mention it would be hilarious because it would drag Jake out into the light as his Twitter avatar in a manner that cannot be denied.

I think at this point, anyone who cares enough to know who he really is knows.

 

[GethN7]

I think at this point, anyone who cares enough to know who he really is knows.

Consider how much it would trigger Jake: His entire world of lies would be utterly destroyed on a public record he can't prevent anyone from commenting on nor try to silence in any way.

For us, it's nothing special.

For him, it would be Hell on Earth.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Consider how much it would trigger Jake: His entire world of lies would be utterly destroyed on a public record he can't prevent anyone from commenting on nor try to silence in any way.

For us, it's nothing special.

For him, it would be Hell on Earth.

and for cernovich, it would be a tuesday

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

@Hellfire is there any sign of him actually playing that "Anti-colonialist" game somewhere? Because the whole thing sounds utterly fictional and made up. I can't believe that there would be group of players who would sit around listening to him babble about sketches long enough to engage in a game with him.