Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Or her heart is already stressed because of her sleep apnea, making it weaker, or her diabetes. Really, we could be here all day...

Or her massive weight has already ruined her knee cartilage and there is nothing but bone left. In this case doctor would recommend exercise like swimming instead of walking. Because Amber won't be going to swimming pool any time soon, in her mind this equals "doctor told me not to do any exercise".
 
Or her massive weight has already ruined her knee cartilage and there is nothing but bone left. In this case doctor would recommend exercise like swimming instead of walking.

I was going to say something like this. Many of us have commented on her gait abnormality, from the merely silly (the sped-up gif of her chasing Eric) to the "shit, that looks painful" (the waddle across the house, mean-mugging him on her way past as she returns to her room). But then, are we supposed to believe she's had any X-rays? :powerlevel: You can totally get x-rays taken if you're wearing leggings or yoga pants that don't have any metal zippers, grommets, or anything silly like pockets that you might accidentally have put something metal in. :powerlevel: It's just she'd need some kind of bariatric table.
 
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Good news guys, Amber's hats and shoes still fit!

She's talking about the black pants, which she's worn since the beginning of time. LOL

Since when as a doctor not recommended exercise to a person who is capable of at least doing something? There is no way she went to any doctor.

A doctor would tell she should swim. That's the safest exercise she can do. I also don't see why she can't sit in bed and pump some dumbbells like we see the fatties doing on My 600-Lb Life.
 
I'm surprised she hasn't been given a walker yet, if she has actually complained to a doctor about back pain. I'm calling bullshit that a doctor wouldn't encourage her to walk around the block, at least. She's not quite immobile yet, she's gonna have to fight for it instead of continuing to make up excuses.
 
The only thing I can think of that might be is that she told her doctor about her back pain and her doctor told her not to exercise until further testing (xrays, etc). But then she would have to go to physical therapy which would eventually involve getting her mobile again.

I have back pain :powerlevel: No doctor tells you to not exercise. Maybe not run but walk instead, or do cardio in water instead of on grass. She should know from watching her favourite show, even Dr Now tells bedbound patients to exercise by moving their arms.
 
I have back pain :powerlevel: No doctor tells you to not exercise. Maybe not run but walk instead, or do cardio in water instead of on grass. She should know from watching her favourite show, even Dr Now tells bedbound patients to exercise by moving their arms.

It's not even that her back pain is from actual injury, which would warrant a doctor being hesitant about exercise due to possible injury exacerbation... She's just been lugging that 250+ lb fupa around for so long and her atrophying muscles are finally giving out.

If we hear that she brought up the back pain again with the new doctor BFF, dollars to donuts she's looking for pills to go along with asspats.
 
I wonder if her doctor also told her to stop fucking eating so much?

I can just see her wordsmith IG response now “My doctor messaged my phone in my app and said to insume enough carbs for healthfulness and well balance with protein”

Followed by a trip to Cheesecake factory for deep-fried sodium nuggets in high fructose sauce with double rice. Keep tossing aside that skinnylicious menu gorl!
 
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What is she talking about, when did she go to the doctor? This was from her IG asks today.

There you go... so now will you all stop trolling over her Walmart scooter. The doctor told her to use the scooter.

She's talking about the black pants, which she's worn since the beginning of time. LOL


I'm still amazed at how those pants have held up through so much. Now that could be something she sponsors.
 
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Amber constantly claims she hates or is allergic to certain foods, including ones she eats on camera in the same video. Her infamous purported allergy to eggs [/æïggz/] is a good example. There seems to be no rhyme or reason to this habit.
No she just has these stupid childish habits where it's kind of like, if she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar she would say "No I dont even like cookies, I was just putting them back!" And thinks people are gonna believe it.

She has this weird mental step where she has certain foods that are "bad" and they typically are fad-diet-no-no-foods, so she relates them with being fat people foods.

She refuses to use olive oil when she cooks because it's SO many calories, but she'll get double dressing on a salad since salads are healthy.
Bacon is SO bad for you and she doesnt even like it, it's so greasy and she doesnt know how to cook it, but this pre cooked bacon is okay and look it's not even greasy (when it's actually probably worse for you).
Oh my god, butter is like the most fat person thing you could eat, so when I get the mega-jumbo tub of popcorn when we go to see movies, I specifically get it dry (with that butter flavored salt).
Fruit has so much sugar, it's basically candy (true, but it's better for you than ACTUAL candy because it also has nutrients).
Egg yolks are so bad for your heart because of how much cholesterol is in them, so she uses the whites, unless the eggs are scrambled, which we all know removes the cholesterol by flinging it out when you mix the eggs up.

Pretty much the only diet fad she hasn't picked up and subsequently mentally worked around is the one where youre not supposed to eat refined carbs, you need whole grain variants, and she on-and-off tries to do, but when she doesnt, she probably reasons with herself that it's not so bad as long as she doesnt put sauce on it because that's where the real calories come from.

The queen of moderation obviously overlooks that none of that shit really is an issue if you actually, you know, use it in moderation.
 
I'm surprised she hasn't been given a walker yet, if she has actually complained to a doctor about back pain. I'm calling bullshit that a doctor wouldn't encourage her to walk around the block, at least. She's not quite immobile yet, she's gonna have to fight for it instead of continuing to make up excuses.


I make my patients get up and walk no matter how big they are or how much it hurts. Use it or lose it.

(Disclaimer- hard to believe but I'm not the real Dr. Now. )
 
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