Lolcow String-Emil - LOLcow from Germany

[DykesDykesChina]

You see, Germany has neglected the industry of LOLcow farming for quite some time, but we have come to understand that in order to compete in the international market, we need to start lulz production.

While our LOLcows are arguably not yet up to American and Japanese standards, we're pulling along nicely. I present to you: String-Emil

Spoiler

(NSFW maybe)

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

sexy. I'm not against what he likes to wear but those photos are so unflattering (especially them poses). Is he trying to promote/sell the thongs? It's not working.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

sexy. I'm not against what he likes to wear but those photos are so unflattering (especially them poses). Is he trying to promote/sell the thongs? It's not working.

No, he just decided to become an internet celebrity by showing photos of himself in thongs. You can actually buy Emil fan merchandize (coffee cups, shirts and thongs with his logo on them) though.

 

[c-no]

Is it me or does the guy look like a cross between Tommy Wiseau and the guy who plays the tv show character House?

 

[Cwckifan]

You see, Germany has neglected the industry of LOLcow farming for quite some time, but we have come to understand that in order to compete in the international market, we need to start lulz production.

While our LOLcows are arguably not yet up to American and Japanese standards, we're pulling along nicely. I present to you: String-Emil

Spoiler

(NSFW maybe)

For what It's worth, at least he's pretty easy on the eyes. Wow, even Europe's lolcows are more refined than ours; Bill Mahr would be proud

 

[Trombonista]

There was a member on a previous CWCki forum who was a fan of this guy. I think their name was Mikhail.

 

[José Mourinho]

Look at that Coca-Colas.

 

[Captain Pronin]

Jesus christ

 

[Null]

Is this the guy who smeared yogurt over his dick? I remember it being a really wide-spread shock image like the CWC in panties photo.

 

[Tsukiko]

I dunno if he does anything lolworthy other than look kinda gross though. He's hardly the only skinny white middle-aged man to have unflattering "seductive" photos on the Internet.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Is it me or does the guy look like a cross between Tommy Wiseau and the guy who plays the tv show character House?

actually, i'm getting more of a tommy wiseau/alice cooper vibe

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Off topic, but that was a magnificent necro.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Off topic, but that was a magnificent necro.

oh damn, i didn't notice it myself. i feel dumb for going along with a necro bump

 

[Tsukiko]

I didn't even notice this thread was three years old

 

[Linako 2.0]

While our LOLcows are arguably not yet up to American and Japanese standards,

Japanese people have lolcows?

 

[Splendid]

Japanese people have lolcows?

They do, but they call them otaku.