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Kind of a risky gambit for Jake to direct people to this thread isn't it?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Most of his followers don't read his tweets and he usually buries tweets like that one with thirty more.
Even those who are mildly curious are unlikely to read more than a page or two so it's not that much of a risk.
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A collection on food, cooking, and eating from our favorite flower of femininity.
And the most incredible one of all, Jake's only friend is a rat that stares at him while he eats (undoubtedly hoping his beard won't catch all the crumbs).
By the way, Jake really loves befriending ebeggars who somehow have the cash to do Disney vacations whenever. Months before the couple he's shilling for posted that they'll die for sure if they have to bend over, do any work, etc., and that they need pot money to avoid imminent death, they were posting photos at the most expensive resort hotel at Disneyland (the Grand Californian). In case you think maybe that's because their money trouble happened after that, no, there are records of them ebegging for very similar things ("help my cat who'll die otherwise" was a popular favorite) for at least the last decade.
And the most incredible one of all, Jake's only friend is a rat that stares at him while he eats (undoubtedly hoping his beard won't catch all the crumbs).
By the way, Jake really loves befriending ebeggars who somehow have the cash to do Disney vacations whenever. Months before the couple he's shilling for posted that they'll die for sure if they have to bend over, do any work, etc., and that they need pot money to avoid imminent death, they were posting photos at the most expensive resort hotel at Disneyland (the Grand Californian). In case you think maybe that's because their money trouble happened after that, no, there are records of them ebegging for very similar things ("help my cat who'll die otherwise" was a popular favorite) for at least the last decade.
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Voles aren't large. They're smaller than mice.
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He just doesn't want to admit he lives in a literal rat-infested room and thinks it sounds better if he names a friendlier-seeming rodent. No wonder Mrs. Alley wasn't thrilled about paying all that money to keep a cat alive, if it thinks its job is bringing live rodents into her house.
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It does it because it thinks that Jake sucks at feeding himself. It's bringing them alive and watching to see if Jake can catch it to provide for himself.
Cats often do this to small children.
LOL at Jake's cat going "You suck so bad at surviving."
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Athena Hollow freezing Jake out finally confirmed.
Does he really think that making a "these SJW people done me wrong" list can possibly benefit him in any way rather than leading to even more people giving him a wide berth?
How can anyone have so many people burn bridges with him and not ask himself "is it me"?
Oh look, there's a handy app which makes Jake's threads easy to find.
Url for his JESSE tweetstorm.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1023328089806397442.html
http://archive.is/oFsw0
Does he really think that making a "these SJW people done me wrong" list can possibly benefit him in any way rather than leading to even more people giving him a wide berth?
How can anyone have so many people burn bridges with him and not ask himself "is it me"?
Oh look, there's a handy app which makes Jake's threads easy to find.
Url for his JESSE tweetstorm.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1023328089806397442.html
http://archive.is/oFsw0
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"I have nothing for dinner tonight because the person I rely on for groceries dropped the ball."
Go fuck yourself you ungrateful gnome.
"...the suggestion that being 'trans' is social contagion and that I should be isolated from family members willing to talk to me for it spreading."
If anything you're more like a vaccine against trannyism.
Go fuck yourself you ungrateful gnome.
"...the suggestion that being 'trans' is social contagion and that I should be isolated from family members willing to talk to me for it spreading."
If anything you're more like a vaccine against trannyism.
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He knew he wouldn't get any sympathy if he posted "mum hasn't done the shopping yet". The way he twists things to always cast himself as the victim is quite revealing and it's another reason why there is no hope of his broken friendships being salvaged. He has intentionally, and very publicly, distorted the story of how he came to lose those friendships and no-one is more aware of his dishonesty than those who cut ties with him.
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Now that he's living with vermin, he and his mom finally have something in common!
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We have another zoepost, folks. Jake is once again stuck in the past, this time describing events that took place from around February 2016 (or earlier) to August 2016 and beyond, including when he made his first zoepost.
The highlights:
- Jake does his usual Googleshngery of contorting facts and outright lying to make himself look better and obscure the truth about nearly everything in this Googleshng. It covers a variety of events from February 2016 up until this year, mostly focusing on his exile from Chelsea's clique in 2016.
- Jake's siding with Nora Reed over her victim Randi Harper during the Social Autopsy drama, and Jake later confronting Randi over a post Randi made on KotakuInAction and then trying to get Chelsea to turn on Randi seems to be what caused Chelsea to kick him out of the cool kid's club.
- Chelsea had deleted her locked Twitter account 'primeape' during the Social Autopsy drama after she got caught using it to talk shit and post screencaps of emails sent to her by Candace Owens. Her account was gone for about a month before she restored it, and during that time frame was when Jake attacked Randi and got put on her blocklists, Chelsea neglected to remove Jake from that account's follower list and she seems to have blocked him on that account after he replied to a tweet about her grandfather's death. She also blocked Jake's phone number, if a tweet from the past few days is referring to her.
- Anti-Gamergate/Crash Override Network chat clique members Athena Hollow and Dina Abou Karam both severed ties with Jake because of his first zoepost. Dina had been on panel(s) with Jake Alley at GaymerX and Hollow was the one letting Jake stay with them for GenCon since she lived in the area, and she took photos of herself and CON cliquester Chris Kluwe playing Jake Alley's The Massive vs. the masses at GenCon 2017.
- Jake claims he has lost his "friends," family, and "civil rights" because of Jesse Singal articles.
- Suicide prevention cat better be on duty, as he ended the Googleshng with suicide bait.
JESSE SINGAL! RANDI! CHELSAY! http://archive.li/8VazV
Jake lies and says the Twitter troon outrage brigade "politely questioned" JESSE about an article he wrote, and claims JESSE was "straight up tagging in Gamergate to attack people." The harassment of JESSE over the article happened in February 2016.
Jake apparently slid into Jesse's DMs and claims he talked to JESSE and "wasted a full day" http://archive.fo/8NK9G and then blocked JESSE "for [Jake's] own safety" and was 'encouraging' people not to talk to Singal. Unless Jake has deleted tweets, he barely had contact with Singal prior to this (his two interactions came from replying off retweets from Randi and Arthur Chu) so it isn't clear why Jake felt he should mansplain to Singal since he didn't appear to have any real relationship with him.
Jake and other members of the anti-Gamergate group, including "A Man in Black," pedophile Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg and Miguel/Katherine Cross, were all chimping out about the JESSE SINGAL article. A Man in Black made a Twitter spergout about Singal's article and Jake claims he was cryin RN when reading it and accused JESSE of "doing very real obvious harm." http://archive.li/3vveM
There was/is an anti-GG troon using the handle icequeenerika which Jake can be seen talking to as far back as 2014, in reply to the Man in Black spergout, this troon claimed he was a patient of the doctor the Singal article was about, and Jake claims he starts literally shaking when he thinks about this troon having to "look [the doctor] in the eye." http://archive.fo/zxhvV
Now we know Jake's motivation, because as we have seen recently he believes all these random idiots who he talks to on Twitter are his "friends" (and this troon in particular kept suicide bating during Gamergate and Jake felt compelled to try to talk him down each time), Jake went after Singal the same way he spergs out about Gamergate or when he lies to cover up for Nyberg's pedophilia.
Here we see Jake talking to Brianna Wu and accusing JESSE of "painting targets" on troons. I'm not sure how long Jake and the others kept going on about the article, but it was for at least around a week from what I saw on this search, most likely longer.
Jake was vaguely suicide baiting here.
Back to the latest zoepost, we apparently seamlessly skip ahead two months to April 2016 as Jake claims RANDI's "immediate" response to the Singal drama was making "a post on a damn neo-nazi forum, encouraging attacks on anyone who is trans and disparages Singal." Jake links his "New McCarhyrism here lol
"exceptionally good friend Zoe Quinn"
This almost certainly refers to the time Randi made a reply on a thread at /r/KotakuInAction because Nora Reed had stolen the Twitter handle of Candace Owens' doxing database site Social Autopsy and had been using it to continue harassing Randi and Jesse. Nora had been harassing both of them since February over the article and Randi's attempt to defend Singal from the people, like Nora, who were harassing him.
The stolen account's fixation on Randi and Jesse led some to believe that one of them was behind the account and using it's infamy to get attention for themselves, and Randi explained on reddit that neither of them was behind it and it should be easy to figure out which nutjob it actually was due to Nora's deranged behavior being so identifiable. Nora was revealed to be the one behind the account, and she has been butthurt about it ever since, and to note, Nora Reed has continued harassing and screeching about Randi non-stop in the two years since this event, and was harassing her on a daily basis for months after Randi's reddit post.
http://archive.li/qmK4K
Jake claims that CHELSAY had been "taking a break from twitter" when this started, but if you run a search you see that she is active on Twitter constantly from February through May 2016. At first I thought he was just lying for some reason, but I found what it was. During the Social Autopsy drama, Chelsea was using her locked Twitter account to shit talk Owens and post screencaps of Owens' emails to her. Chelsea got caught and deleted her account, restoring it nearly a month later. This has to be the 'twitter break' Jake is talking about, despite Chelsea never actually taking a break with her unlocked account. http://archive.fo/fuAxY
He mentions IAN MILES CHEONG deciding to part ways with the CON clique and Chelsea having "then-still fresh fallout" and we can presume he was trying to convince Chelsea that RANDI would betray them the same way andJake says he decided to talk to CHELSAY to warn her about "these sorts of matters." Jake ended p being blocked by Chelsea on her private 'primeape' Twitter account and cut contact with him, which Jake describes as an "as-yet-unending childish silent treatment game."
We can see that this is actually taking place in late May 2016, because that is when Jake suddenly stopped tweeting at Chelsea's locked account. http://archive.fo/28TGn Jake's tweets to her confirm that her account was deleted, as we can see Jake talking to her back in April 2016 regarding the Social Autopsy drama and then his final tweets on May 27th when he was talking to her about the funeral of her grandfather. So, it turns out Jake is lying about something, again.
In between those tweets, on May 20th, Jake got fucking annihilated by Based Blue Randi Savage after Jake had lashed out at Randi over the reddit post she made weeks prior. As such, Jake was put on Randi's anti-harassment blocklists for abetting Nora Reed's harassment of Randi and her family, and presumably this, or his prior behavior regarding this, is what got him exiled from CHELSAY's cool kid's club. http://archive.li/b7GUu
As such, it seems CHELSAY brought back her locked account around May 21st, Jake was likely already ostracized, then he noticed he was still following the account and made the tweets about the funeral, and Chelsea noticed he still had access and put an end to it. Quite a different story than what Jake is spinning.
We now skip up to September 2016, as Jake continued and said that the "childish" Chelsea had "broken" the "silent treatment" of Jake "only to personally respond to me making a formal request for help to her anti-abuse organization for support in dealing with the fallout of attacks from Singal and Harper, mostly in the form of that lovely Kiwi Farms thread you'll find if you do a google search for my twitter handle, or pen name, or the name of anyone who has ever been seen talking to me, or lives at an address they've decided is mine." (Jake trying to use CON to get Chelsea's attention after this thread dropped was also mentioned in his first zoepost)
This is more lies as Jake's thread creation had everything to do with him being an obnoxious shithead in the Crash Override Network Skype logs which had just released in August 2016, and nearly nothing to do with the JESSE/RANDI drama from earlier in the year, it certainly was not "fallout of attacks from Singal and Harper" - they blocked him and likely never gave it a second thought, neither one "attacked" him.
He goes on to describe people citing "this is for harassing zoe quinn" as a reason people were 'hurling abuse' at him. He claims "mutual friends" kept telling him to "drop it" and he supposedly didn't know what they were talking about and that has been going on at "random intervals" for over a year.
Jake then starts talking about his first zoepost and it being followed by "another wave of exclusion" in which anti-GG/CON chat member Athena Hollow and Dina Abou Karam (I guess she uses Alex as her FtM name) cut contact with him "presumably more in solidarity with Quinn/Harper than solidarity with Singal."
Jake concludes this Googleshng in one of the most ludicrous ways possible, by claiming that the "hatemonger" Jesse Singal and his articles are directly responsible for Jake losing his "friends," family, and his "civil rights." He then suicide baits.
According to Jake, his family started looking for "mainstream sources" regarding him claiming to be a troon and found Singal's articles, and then have been using "TERF nonsense" to try and handle the 37-year-old neckbearded Jake insisting he is really a woman. He's said most of this before, but he says the family is trying to make sure he doesn't steal money from elderly relatives by claiming it is for "medical care" and they correctly deduced that Jake pretending he is 'trans' came from a "social contagion" of him talking to fellow fetishists online, which his mom has previously described as cult-like. He claims they are afraid that he will try to indoctrinate their kids into trooning out.
Jake lies and says the Twitter troon outrage brigade "politely questioned" JESSE about an article he wrote, and claims JESSE was "straight up tagging in Gamergate to attack people." The harassment of JESSE over the article happened in February 2016.
Jake apparently slid into Jesse's DMs and claims he talked to JESSE and "wasted a full day" http://archive.fo/8NK9G and then blocked JESSE "for [Jake's] own safety" and was 'encouraging' people not to talk to Singal. Unless Jake has deleted tweets, he barely had contact with Singal prior to this (his two interactions came from replying off retweets from Randi and Arthur Chu) so it isn't clear why Jake felt he should mansplain to Singal since he didn't appear to have any real relationship with him.
Jake and other members of the anti-Gamergate group, including "A Man in Black," pedophile Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg and Miguel/Katherine Cross, were all chimping out about the JESSE SINGAL article. A Man in Black made a Twitter spergout about Singal's article and Jake claims he was cryin RN when reading it and accused JESSE of "doing very real obvious harm." http://archive.li/3vveM
There was/is an anti-GG troon using the handle icequeenerika which Jake can be seen talking to as far back as 2014, in reply to the Man in Black spergout, this troon claimed he was a patient of the doctor the Singal article was about, and Jake claims he starts literally shaking when he thinks about this troon having to "look [the doctor] in the eye." http://archive.fo/zxhvV
Now we know Jake's motivation, because as we have seen recently he believes all these random idiots who he talks to on Twitter are his "friends" (and this troon in particular kept suicide bating during Gamergate and Jake felt compelled to try to talk him down each time), Jake went after Singal the same way he spergs out about Gamergate or when he lies to cover up for Nyberg's pedophilia.
Here we see Jake talking to Brianna Wu and accusing JESSE of "painting targets" on troons. I'm not sure how long Jake and the others kept going on about the article, but it was for at least around a week from what I saw on this search, most likely longer.
Jake was vaguely suicide baiting here.
Back to the latest zoepost, we apparently seamlessly skip ahead two months to April 2016 as Jake claims RANDI's "immediate" response to the Singal drama was making "a post on a damn neo-nazi forum, encouraging attacks on anyone who is trans and disparages Singal." Jake links his "New McCarhyrism here lol
"exceptionally good friend Zoe Quinn"
This almost certainly refers to the time Randi made a reply on a thread at /r/KotakuInAction because Nora Reed had stolen the Twitter handle of Candace Owens' doxing database site Social Autopsy and had been using it to continue harassing Randi and Jesse. Nora had been harassing both of them since February over the article and Randi's attempt to defend Singal from the people, like Nora, who were harassing him.
The stolen account's fixation on Randi and Jesse led some to believe that one of them was behind the account and using it's infamy to get attention for themselves, and Randi explained on reddit that neither of them was behind it and it should be easy to figure out which nutjob it actually was due to Nora's deranged behavior being so identifiable. Nora was revealed to be the one behind the account, and she has been butthurt about it ever since, and to note, Nora Reed has continued harassing and screeching about Randi non-stop in the two years since this event, and was harassing her on a daily basis for months after Randi's reddit post.
http://archive.li/qmK4K
Jake claims that CHELSAY had been "taking a break from twitter" when this started, but if you run a search you see that she is active on Twitter constantly from February through May 2016. At first I thought he was just lying for some reason, but I found what it was. During the Social Autopsy drama, Chelsea was using her locked Twitter account to shit talk Owens and post screencaps of Owens' emails to her. Chelsea got caught and deleted her account, restoring it nearly a month later. This has to be the 'twitter break' Jake is talking about, despite Chelsea never actually taking a break with her unlocked account. http://archive.fo/fuAxY
He mentions IAN MILES CHEONG deciding to part ways with the CON clique and Chelsea having "then-still fresh fallout" and we can presume he was trying to convince Chelsea that RANDI would betray them the same way andJake says he decided to talk to CHELSAY to warn her about "these sorts of matters." Jake ended p being blocked by Chelsea on her private 'primeape' Twitter account and cut contact with him, which Jake describes as an "as-yet-unending childish silent treatment game."
We can see that this is actually taking place in late May 2016, because that is when Jake suddenly stopped tweeting at Chelsea's locked account. http://archive.fo/28TGn Jake's tweets to her confirm that her account was deleted, as we can see Jake talking to her back in April 2016 regarding the Social Autopsy drama and then his final tweets on May 27th when he was talking to her about the funeral of her grandfather. So, it turns out Jake is lying about something, again.
In between those tweets, on May 20th, Jake got fucking annihilated by Based Blue Randi Savage after Jake had lashed out at Randi over the reddit post she made weeks prior. As such, Jake was put on Randi's anti-harassment blocklists for abetting Nora Reed's harassment of Randi and her family, and presumably this, or his prior behavior regarding this, is what got him exiled from CHELSAY's cool kid's club. http://archive.li/b7GUu
As such, it seems CHELSAY brought back her locked account around May 21st, Jake was likely already ostracized, then he noticed he was still following the account and made the tweets about the funeral, and Chelsea noticed he still had access and put an end to it. Quite a different story than what Jake is spinning.
We now skip up to September 2016, as Jake continued and said that the "childish" Chelsea had "broken" the "silent treatment" of Jake "only to personally respond to me making a formal request for help to her anti-abuse organization for support in dealing with the fallout of attacks from Singal and Harper, mostly in the form of that lovely Kiwi Farms thread you'll find if you do a google search for my twitter handle, or pen name, or the name of anyone who has ever been seen talking to me, or lives at an address they've decided is mine." (Jake trying to use CON to get Chelsea's attention after this thread dropped was also mentioned in his first zoepost)
This is more lies as Jake's thread creation had everything to do with him being an obnoxious shithead in the Crash Override Network Skype logs which had just released in August 2016, and nearly nothing to do with the JESSE/RANDI drama from earlier in the year, it certainly was not "fallout of attacks from Singal and Harper" - they blocked him and likely never gave it a second thought, neither one "attacked" him.
He goes on to describe people citing "this is for harassing zoe quinn" as a reason people were 'hurling abuse' at him. He claims "mutual friends" kept telling him to "drop it" and he supposedly didn't know what they were talking about and that has been going on at "random intervals" for over a year.
Jake then starts talking about his first zoepost and it being followed by "another wave of exclusion" in which anti-GG/CON chat member Athena Hollow and Dina Abou Karam (I guess she uses Alex as her FtM name) cut contact with him "presumably more in solidarity with Quinn/Harper than solidarity with Singal."
Jake concludes this Googleshng in one of the most ludicrous ways possible, by claiming that the "hatemonger" Jesse Singal and his articles are directly responsible for Jake losing his "friends," family, and his "civil rights." He then suicide baits.
According to Jake, his family started looking for "mainstream sources" regarding him claiming to be a troon and found Singal's articles, and then have been using "TERF nonsense" to try and handle the 37-year-old neckbearded Jake insisting he is really a woman. He's said most of this before, but he says the family is trying to make sure he doesn't steal money from elderly relatives by claiming it is for "medical care" and they correctly deduced that Jake pretending he is 'trans' came from a "social contagion" of him talking to fellow fetishists online, which his mom has previously described as cult-like. He claims they are afraid that he will try to indoctrinate their kids into trooning out.
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One person asks whether he's going to be OK and gets a snarky response in return. Never change, Jake.
fwiw, I don't believe for a minute that his family just happened to stumble across Jesse Singal's stuff when they were looking for mainstream trans info. I suspect they found it because Jesse Singal's name is in Jake's Lolcow wiki entry as well as appearing many times in Jake's forum thread.
fwiw, I don't believe for a minute that his family just happened to stumble across Jesse Singal's stuff when they were looking for mainstream trans info. I suspect they found it because Jesse Singal's name is in Jake's Lolcow wiki entry as well as appearing many times in Jake's forum thread.
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Fair concern, considering how much Jake loves his egg-mode discussions. Wouldn't at all be surprised if one of the 'eggs' he claims to have been trying to hatch is a nephew that once said something that wasn't 100% in line with Jake's completely distorted view of masculinity. Not even necessarily something he saw in person, just something his mother related to him...
"Your nephew doesn't really like monster trucks."
*Jake starts rubbing himself at the thought of another brave trans womyn he can save from the oppressive cispatriarchy* "Twitter, yet another friend of mine is in egg mode! I'm sure to get them to hatch any day now..."
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Jake's essential weakness as a person is that he attempts to engage in complex social maneuvering and manipulation that he is completely incapable of succeeding at because he has no social skills, so obviously he ends up getting screwed. This is the Dunning-Krueger effect applied to social skills.
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Singal is just Gamergate Part 2 (Or 3 or 4?) where a completely insignificant thing completely takes over Jake's life. Like GamerGate, he probably thinks that Singal is of significance to the average person, rather than just being someone who he is personally obsessed with. Even most trans people have no idea who Jesse Singal is and he definitely isn't one of the first mainstream sources you'll run into when it comes to talking about trans issues.
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Can you imagine Jake convincing anyone to troon out? A 37-year-old male-presenting sad sack NEET permavirgin isn’t going to seduce anyone into the glamorous world of transitioning.
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Never Forget
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If you wanted to kill Jake, just stop feeding him. Don’t even bother locking the cupboards. He’d starve to death rather than fend for himself, and his increasingly panicked tweets about it would just be ignored or assumed to be ungrateful hyperbole.
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I thought blocking the attic with all those copies of massives vs the masses would do the trick