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Funny you should mention this. Just today someone cheered (and not a troll, as far as I can tell) suggesting that Phil tweet out when prestream is starting and then tweet again when actual gameplay was starting. Phil said no because "then nobody would come for prestream, and prestream is important". AKA "I get the bulk of my money from yammering for 90 minutes b/c dipshits throw change at me to do so, and I won't be giving that up for having to do anything remotely more difficult".
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Prestream is important for him because it's his daily $begging$ ritual where he whines and cries about his unsatisfactory life and business and reminds people how miserable he is (BUT NOT BECAUSE OF HIM) and if everyone would $help$ him he wouldnt be in this situation, how can he possibly give up on reminding people every day to give him money ?
That's like the fundamental feature of his streams, his stream cannot exist without a $prestream$
 
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YOOOOO, KAT PLAYED PHIL LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE in order to upgrade from her ex's situation into that sweet, sweet, rent free, paypig financed, gated community palace!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#thephiddlegotplayed

PS: Ex's fb post. Now confirmed Kat lived in Michigan.

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Funny you should mention this. Just today someone cheered (and not a troll, as far as I can tell) suggesting that Phil tweet out when prestream is starting and then tweet again when actual gameplay was starting. Phil said no because "then nobody would come for prestream, and prestream is important". AKA "I get the bulk of my money from yammering for 90 minutes b/c dipshits throw change at me to do so, and I won't be giving that up for having to do anything remotely more difficult".
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"Why don't you upload a 10/15-second video every time you go live and delete it when you get done?"
"ORRRRR people could just learn muh schedule!"
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There's no schedule in the description of Dave's YouTube videos, by the way. Full-time Twitch streamer.
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Nor in the About Me panel on his Twitch channel either. Full-time Twitch streamer!
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OK, we know Dave's schedules are on Twitter. But is it responsible to assume everyone will gather the same by looking at the Twitter panel? What does "Channel Updates" mean?
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You get to his Twitter and it's a god damn WordPad screenshot with maybe 72 hours of information.
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Tellingly, no mention of the infomercial prestream. So, you have to actually tune in, and THEN either wait Dave out, or ask somebody in chat what time the games start (plus hope you don't get banned for sarcastic trolling).

Is this nitpicking? Yes. But when trying to build a following for something, you often have to really massage people's nuts and make it easy for them to come along. And Dave does not understand. He does repeat himself a lot, but not usually in the right way.
 
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So now there's a solid possibility that Kat isn't quite the dullard people thought, but is instead a true gold digger who used some other dude to get a car and then moved on to Phil to have a rent free roof over her head and maybe get a cut of his internet "job" money? Who let Mr. Shyamalan near this season's script?

Can I also point out how tragically hilarious it is that he spurned and chased away the one woman who actually liked him but people thought was a gold digger only to replace her with a woman that doesn't care for him at all but actually is a gold digger?
 
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Keystone said:
So now there's a solid possibility that Kat isn't quite the dullard people thought, but is instead a true gold digger who used some other dude to get a car and then moved on to Phil to have a rent free roof over her head and (maybe) get a cut of his internet "job" money? Who let Mr. Shyamalan near this season's script?

Can I also point out how tragically hilarious it is that he spurned and chased away the one woman who actually liked him but people thought was a gold digger only to replace her with a woman that doesn't care for him at all but actually is a gold digger?
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thats what ive been thinking about, i think people were too hard on leanna. like ya she wasnt amazing but she was the most down to earth one there it seems
 
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Keystone said:
So now there's a solid possibility that Kat isn't quite the dullard people thought, but is instead a true gold digger who used some other dude to get a car and then moved on to Phil to have a rent free roof over her head and (maybe) get a cut of his internet "job" money? Who let Mr. Shyamalan near this season's script?

Can I also point out how tragically hilarious it is that he spurned and chased away the one woman who actually liked him but people thought was a gold digger only to replace her with a woman that doesn't care for him at all but actually is a gold digger?
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Phil chases away everyone who likes him by being a selfish pig, who only cares about himself. If you aren't constantly parroting him or being completely submissive, your just a dang dirty troll who was out to get his precious munny. Because at the end of the day, that's all he cares about, and now that he's running out he's sad.
 
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thats what ive been thinking about, i think people were too hard on leanna. like ya she wasnt amazing but she was the most down to earth one there it seems
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In retrospect, certainly. She was a bratty kid when Phil got his greasy hooks in her (at 18 years old, he swears dood) but as a teenager and then young 20-something she did what Phil has still failed to do as a 30+ year old "man" -- grow up and learn.

It's why I said back when Phil first revealed the rebound soulmaid equrestiran new girl that everyone needs to wait like six months to a year to figure out what her real angle is in all this before casting judgment. This new info about her, if true, is precisely why I said that. Key words here "if true."
 
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Keystone said:
So now there's a solid possibility that Kat isn't quite the dullard people thought, but is instead a true gold digger who used some other dude to get a car and then moved on to Phil to have a rent free roof over her head and maybe get a cut of his internet "job" money? Who let Mr. Shyamalan near this season's script?
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The car most likely belongs to her ex. She just still shows up on the insurance when you look her up.

Unless you were inferring that Kat was using her ex for his car. Which I can also see happening. lol
 
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In retrospect, certainly. She was a bratty kid when Phil got his greasy hooks in her (at 18 years old, he swears dood) but as a teenager and then young 20-something she did what Phil had still failed to do as a 30+ year old "man" -- grow up and learn.

It's why I said back when Phil first revealed the rebound soulmaid equrestiran new girl that everyone needs to wait like six months to a year to figure out what her real angle is in all this before casting judgment. This new info about her, if true, is precisely why I said that. Key words here "if true."
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gotta give her credit, im only 24 but i can tell you i was pretty dumb at 18
 
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Keystone said:
Can I also point out how tragically hilarious it is that he spurned and chased away the one woman who actually liked him but people thought was a gold digger only to replace her with a woman that doesn't care for him at all but actually is a gold digger?
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And is more than likely legit getting fucked at Tyrone's house whenever she's out at the "gym".
 
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Phil cancelled his second stream. Probably because people found out about Kat's past.
(edit: cannot remember if he wasn't planning to stream again anyway or not so apologies if incorrectly assuming he dropped it due to reasons)
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(image source: @TheyCallMeTXT on twitter.)
 
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Monday Michiru said:
"Why don't you upload a 10/15-second video every time you go live and delete it when you get done?"
"ORRRRR people could just learn muh schedule!"

There's no schedule in the description of Dave's YouTube videos, by the way. Full-time Twitch streamer.
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Nor in the About Me panel on his Twitch channel either. Full-time Twitch streamer!
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OK, we know Dave's schedules are on Twitter. But is it responsible to assume everyone will just by looking at the Twitter panel? What does "Channel Updates" mean?
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You get to his Twitter and it's a god damn WordPad screenshot with maybe 72 hours of information. Tellingly, no mention of the infomercial prestream. So, you have to actually tune in, and THEN either wait Dave out, or ask somebody in chat what time the games start (and hope you don't get banned for sarcastic trolling).
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Is this nitpicking? Yes. But when trying to build a following for something, you often have to really massage people's nuts and make it easy for them to come along. And Dave does not understand. He does repeat himself a lot, but not usually in the right way.
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If he want's people to know his stream easily why the fuck can't he use that one extension that you can embet your start times to your page or just manually do out his weekly schedule on his twitch page so that people don't have to go to his twitter to see that shitty fucking screenshot, if hes manually typing it out anyways why can't he just copy paste it into a section on his twitch page that reads schedule for the week or something like that?
 
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