A Very Edgy About Page
Evilsquared.com is a website dedicated to being complete cockwits with the internet. We have the right to free speech and by god we plan to tie it down and rape it until they take it away.
We’re just these guys who like to shit in our proverbial internet hands and fling them at the proverbial bystandards who stare at our cages.
If we sell a few t-shirts that’s cool too, I guess.
Currently your residents in this asylum are:
Boogie, Owner and operator of all things EvilSquared. If its here, its because he set EvilSquared in motion. He is a big fat loser that loves to hang out with hot chicks and make porn. Got a problem with that?
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Overall, the Evilsquared gang would probably rape you in a dark alley while pelting your pshcye with racial slurs. You’d probably be thankful because of how bad ass we really are.
Excerpts Written by or Concerning Boogie
First Blog Post
This here is the first post of Evilsquared.com.
We’re bad people. We’re really bad people. We’re racist, classist, sexist, fuckfaces. One time I saw you getting mugged because I was the one that was mugging you. I took turns raping your favorite thing. Especially if it was a baby. Mmmm babies.
I use offensive words, quite often. I’m going to use one now. Boobie. I use worse. I used to take turns fucking new holes into corpses. Now I just fuck the ones that are already there because I’m lazy. I’m also into tea ceremony.
Buy a t-shirt, fuckface.
Meditations on Tacos and Dildos
I’m eating brussel sprouts and playing with a dildo I bought for a friend. good times. I didnt know you could get cheap dildos but yet here we are. thank god for the little things.
The local taco bell burnt down. It was pretty hilarious that they held a memorial service for it. I can understand why. But then it rained on them. I’m glad it rained. It’d put out the fire.
they said they were going to all talk into the megaphone and take turns talking about what that taco bell meant to them. I wish I went because I woulda farted into the thing and then shit on it, cause that’s what taco bell means to me.
Intro Video
Like naked fat men? or hot chicks? or weird bearded folks? BDSM?
whatever your taste, we’ve got a taste of it in the new intro video.
Talk of Another Video
First in the series, if there are more bad decisions made you’ll be seeing them here.
This episode involves a friend John, who guest stars. It involves A Blonde Girl getting bondaged down with some industrial tape. SOUNDS like a great idea, until you see the bruises and contusions this left
I was quite AMUSED. Her skin? not so much. Not that she’s afraid of bondage or anything
P.s. Mooses say “I’m Hungry!” ?
Because Poop is Funny
Pewp is my favorite word. its the name of my internet router. Its a genuinely adorable mispelling of the foulest substance a body can put out (unless you include semen, according to a few of my exes)
Was Boogie a Literal Pimp? (Non-Boogie Author)
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After a fun night at work with Wilbur, I give Boogie a ring.
“I’m going to get laid tonight, find me someone to fuck.” I said.
He replied, “OK then. I’ll make some phone calls.”
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A few hours later, I’m on Boogie’s bed with D, getting my brains fucked out.
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Boogie Is Crazy and Has Also Arranged Orgies (Jesus Christ)
The fact that i’m crazy is no stranger to the good staff at evilsquared. Nor is it a strange concept to anyone that reads this site or has viewed my videos. I am, for all intents and purposes, batshit crazy.
The past week or so has been different for me. This next week will be doubly so. Out into the real world, looking for real work, at a real workplace. Hopefully landing a job this week. I’m excited.
At the same time these ‘normal’ activities remind me exactly how insane I am. I wonder if the people interviewing me know whats going on under the surface.
While I’m applying for a job entering your data or taking your orders or speaking to your customers do you know that I during the previous weekend we all got together and smoked weed, drank, and fucked?
does she know how many orgies I’ve been to? or arranged? does she know how many girls I’ve watched fuck, or fucked myself? does she know that I’m a monster?
Does she know that I have internet sites that are so disorienting that it would make satan blush? Does she know that I’ve filmed more sex than she’s likely to have had?
Probably.
I wonder what she’s hiding….
Boogie Used to Drink? (Non-Boogie Author)
... While Boogie, in his drunken stupor, kept rambling that the movie’s plot was the following...
Confirmation of Identity (Restarting of the Blog)
Welcome to evilsquared.com. This is the personal website of the one, the only, boogie. You may know me from youtube, myspace, chat programs, video games, or other such places. you may even know me in real life. This is hopefully going to be a personal journal and an insight on a personal journey.
About me: I’m a 34 year old disabled man. I’m unable to work due to my health, at this time. I weigh around 500 pounds (5 foot, 10 inches in height) and have struggled with my weight the entirety of my life. I’ve always been enormous. It is a daily struggle to not be larger than I currently am. I have, in fact, been closer to 600 pounds at one point in my life.
I’m funny. I’m well spoken. I’m friendly. I’m smart. These are the things I think would bring most people here, rather than just the sheer size of me. But, who knows.
Regardless of the reasons you are here, you are welcome to be here. Read and enjoy.
