Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
He would be such an easy person to catfish, I swear. One glimpse of titty and he just absolutely loses his shit. I feel like it's a good thing that he isn't that well-known outside of Kiwi (Reddit always requires names to be censored), or else I have a feeling that he would be sending out a lot of dollars to fourteen-year-old boys who steal their hot cousin's pics to make fake IGs.

"I just want to give her a better life" - so now we know that he's going to send out his song en masse to any woman who he feels is living a life of misery and woe without the glorious presence of Russell Greer's Penis.
 
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His sour grapes review hasn't performed to his liking it seems?
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The review in question:
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What he fails to mention is that Lana does not play for less than $1500, and Russ offered $300, a balloon, a flower, and a copy of his Taylor Swift book and then proceeded to blow the fuck up because she wouldn't change the rules just for him.

The fact he'd been tweeting his usual stuff at her for weeks prior probably didn't help him either.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
His sour grapes review hasn't performed to his liking it seems?
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What he fails to mention is that Lana does not play for less than $1500, and Russ offered $300, a balloon, a flower, and a copy of his Taylor Swift book and then proceeded to blow the fuck up because she wouldn't change the rules just for him.

The fact he'd been tweeting his usual stuff at her for weeks prior probably didn't help him either.
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But $300 is only one less $ than a four digit sum. Greedy bitch.
 
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CausticMinory said:
So whoever said Russ was good Catfish fodder is dead on. As we will see soon.
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Only if the 'agent' responds. Otherwise it's just Russ sending uninvited and unwanted messages to everyone associated with Taylor Swift... again... just so they can make a note of it the next time he appears in front of a judge.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
His sour grapes review hasn't performed to his liking it seems?
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The review in question:
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What he fails to mention is that Lana does not play for less than $1500, and Russ offered $300, a balloon, a flower, and a copy of his Taylor Swift book and then proceeded to blow the fuck up because she wouldn't change the rules just for him.

The fact he'd been tweeting his usual stuff at her for weeks prior probably didn't help him either.
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There's also no way Lana hadn't discussed her charges with Russhole beforehand, so he must have lied and agreed to the $1,500+ for her to schedule him and take his deposit in the first place. Then he shows up with one-fifth (at best) of the agreed-upon amount and expected her to completely undercut herself. That won't fly for any professional, sex worker or otherwise. I love how Russhole is the one who lied and broke the contract, yet he has the gall to try to paint Lana as the bad person for refusing to be taken advantage of by a lying john.

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This post has already poofed, along with the post whining about how people didn't like his sour grapes review of the Bunny Ranch/Lana West. I guess he's checking up on the Farms tonight and getting rid of anything we document... like that does him any good? Oh well, one can't expect rational thinking out of Russhole.
 
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I CAN OFFER YOU MORE

Jesus he's a scary looking fucker. What is going on with his eyes? They look like they want to escape his head. Like he could be on the Walking Dead with very little make up needed. That beard won't hide the mouth Russ. No wonder he sticks to Instagram because he would be maced many times if he tried talking to women in public.

And in reference to catfishing Russ, someone in this thread did it before. Pretending to be Katie Perry's assistant to try and make a saga. They posted it and were told to stop that, then went right back to it and was banned. So yes I doubt it is difficult.
 
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Apologies for the rapid posting but I just noticed his shirt. Is it wet? Is it a shadow? WTF is going on?
 
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