Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Panboys Probation Officer]

I want this to be real, and for "Pornguy extraordinaire" to be added to his list of titles.

Oh it is real. I just don't know if the Starterupsteve is his. The Boogie, Pornguy Extraordinaire is him.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

r8 me late if this has been pointed out but there's like 8 porn sites that Boogie was running, and the first one I clicked on he had yet another blog.
https://web.archive.org/web/20060421174850/http://www.porncynic.com:80/

retard porn
June 19th, 2005


>I like goth girls. I do, I’ve had my share. I’m more than glad to pick one up in a bar, I’d take one home to mom. I think the culture has some ready appeal.

Ever the abused son, ain't he?

 

[Red Hood]

But seriously, why does it not at all surprise me that Boogie is a massive consumer of porn?

 

[Heckler1]

Boogie looks exactly like the kind of person who would create a porn blog in a a basement. While never having considered the possibility that he had done such a thing, I am nonetheless less than shocked to find that a human goiter was actually a porn obsessed ,living bean bag, filled with diabeetus and shame.

 

[Lysol]

But seriously, why does it not at all surprise me that Boogie is a massive consumer of porn?

Good question considering I'm wondering how exactly he'd "use" any of it considering his physical condition.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The only porn Boggie still could do is fat fetish porn for gross gay men who love obese lards.

All jokes aside I don't think Boogie can get a boner without pills since obesity leads to sexual dysfunction.

 

[BeanBidan]

I never understood the appeal of that morbidly obese mundanematt.
His Francis persona is unfunny and cringe.
His sappy woe is me act on twitter is obvious. it's pathetic a dude his age does it.
He's tried being edgy and that failed worse than him doing a presidential fitness test.
And here we are, boogie the "genuine nice guy who is always humble and honest" I can't believe there are people who actually believe it.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

It seems the majority of his money comes from Twitch donations and YouTube ad views. Now only if more people would wake up and know how this fucker really is..

 

[BeanBidan]

It seems the majority of his money comes from Twitch donations and YouTube ad views. Now only if more people would wake up and know how this fucker really is..

Huh, you'd think patreon % for him would be more..i guess he didn't want to add in his deceit to that percentage.

 

[Null]

His patreon monthly amount is hidden, because of course it is, but he has 223 patrons.
That 1% is probably between 1%~2% but rounded down, which means the entire pie chart can be expressed as this.

x = ( (p * a) * n)
where x is the amount he makes
p is his number of patrons
a is the average donation per patron
and n is 100 divided by the actual percentage of the pie chart.

For n, you're looking at a number between 51 and 100, because that 1% is actually probably 1 point something rounded down.
For p, we see that is 223.
For a, it's hard to know for sure because he's a pussy and hides his income. Graphtreon shows he's been losing patrons, but made about $3 and $4 per person.

If we assume as optimistic as possible, where his patreon income is $4 per person (removing fees), the Patreon income makes up 1.00% of his total income (as little as possible), then Boogie makes almost $77,000 a month.

If we assume as pessimistic as possible, where his patreon income is $3 per person (removing fees), the Patreon income makes up 1.99% of his total income (as much as possible), then Boogie makes $29,000 a month.

If we go one step further down the path of pessimism, where each Patron is donating exactly $1, and his Patreon income is actually 2% of his income, then Boogie is still making $8,685 a month. But, considering these numbers don't line up with what he or Patreon are telling us, this is unrealistically low.

(edit: I wrote this thinking he had 223 patrons when he has 233. So even these numbers are lower than they should be.)

 

[The Captain]

I've never liked this guy.. Now I have even more reasons not to.

The fact that someone like this makes even remotely close to what Null is assuming makes me want to give up all hope in humanity.

 

[SpergPatrol]

But seriously, why does it not at all surprise me that Boogie is a massive consumer of porn?

Because he looks like the mass consumer of everything

 

[BlueSpark]

"Brand/sponsor deals" is the larger of the two identical blue sections of the chart, for anyone wondering. How the idiot didn't see that he used two colours that look almost the same I'm not sure.

 

[Zaryiu]

I feel bad for doggos, especially Boogie’s. You know he’ll eventually go full China and eat them.

Just imagine what horror that dog has seen in Boogie's, maybe it went walleyed from the sheer horror

 

[Red Hood]

Good question considering I'm wondering how exactly he'd "use" any of it considering his physical condition.

Yeah, I mean can you do porn if you need a team of roustabouts just to find your dick?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Just imagine what horror that dog has seen in Boogie's, maybe it went walleyed from the sheer horror

 

[Slap47]

It seems the majority of his money comes from Twitch donations and YouTube ad views. Now only if more people would wake up and know how this fucker really is..

Looks like it's the sponsors bringing in the majority of the funds.

Man, amazing how his appeal is being the lootcrate and pity party man.

 

[LofaSofa]

Why does Boogie need to come to us live through the power of the internet when he's already worldwide?

 

[Null]

I don't understand his appeal. If I wanted to sit my fat ass down and publish blathering nonsense to make $77,000 a month, what exactly would I need to learn from Boogie to accomplish that?

 

[bemeas]

>I lived to see the day when the boogie thread got featured
God bless!

Shame Boogie's still around, though. At least we're still finding shit on him I suppose.

"Brand/sponsor deals" is the larger of the two identical blue sections of the chart, for anyone wondering. How the idiot didn't see that he used two colours that look almost the same I'm not sure.

Seems like the kind of manipulative thing he'd do to trick people into thinking that most of his money is from donations rather than simply from fellating whatever company comes his way. No wonder he's so upset about WoTC dropping him entirely.