Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[BloodyValentine]

*nopes the fuck out of this thread*

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I've never been sure how much Russhole has believed his own bullshit in that regard. He's certainly suffering from cognitive dissonance either way. He can't logically both be a 9 in appearance (as he's repeatedly claimed he considers himself) and be a victim of women (and men) constantly discriminating against him solely because his perceived disability makes him ugly, yet he asserts both are true at the same time.

I'm sure the answer to this is simply that he was told all through his childhood that he has inner beauty and all the people who mocked and bullied him just couldn't see it. Now, that excuse has become second nature, and don't anyone dare criticize him because he's special and you just can't see that.

It's funny, because he's so transparent and his "inner beauty" is even uglier than his external features. But he's still utterly convinced that he has some spark of inner beauty that we're just not seeing, because the alternative would require introspection and self awareness and he's incapable of those feats because he's always been given a crutch to use instead.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I think he ought to keep a beard, since he looks like an utter mong without one, but keep it well-groomed. Not like this homeless schizo rat's nest he has going on. We know he won't go to a barber since that's less money for hookers, but if he did and got a really nice shaping and everything it would make him look competent in one degree. And get a decent haircut while he's there.

It wouldn't hide the face, but it also wouldn't make him look mentally disabled. Right now if he came into somewhere I worked and ordered something, I would think he is a re.tard who has been living on the streets for years after the mental home kicked him out. That doesn't draw the ladies in, boi.

 

[CupONavy]

I think he ought to keep a beard, since he looks like an utter mong without one, but keep it well-groomed. Not like this homeless schizo rat's nest he has going on. We know he won't go to a barber since that's less money for hookers, but if he did and got a really nice shaping and everything it would make him look competent in one degree. And get a decent haircut while he's there.

It wouldn't hide the face, but it also wouldn't make him look mentally disabled. Right now if he came into somewhere I worked and ordered something, I would think he is a re.tard who has been living on the streets for years after the mental home kicked him out. That doesn't draw the ladies in, boi.

Really wishful thinking though.

We all know Russ *could* do better, but of course he won’t because he has the sensibilities of a 13 year old boy. To wit: “suits” automatically make you dapper, “a beard” automatically makes you manly. He doesn’t remotely get the nuance that a clean, properly fit suit can augment someone acting otherwise professional or gentlemanly, and that a neat, clean beard can look manly and good on a man who otherwise practices good hygiene.

This is the essence of Russ - idiotic oversimplification that fits some basic thread he has running in his head, with zero awareness of any sort of nuance or context.

You could write a whole book of simplistic “RussFacts” that he seems to believe that most grow out of by age 15:

• If you “woo” a girl, she will want you.
• If a girl is friendly to you, she will touch you your penis
• Working at an “office” makes you a “professional”
• If you exercise at the gym, you are fit.
• If people ever have an issue with you, they are mean and that is “discrimination”
• Women like money, thus giving women money will make them like you.
• All girls are helpless against girly things. Like flowers. chocolates, and $2 non-alcoholic cider.
• Black men are dumb scary thugs
• All single women are sad lonely people
• The best type of woman is a subservient “hot babe”

It’s amazing how basic his worldview is. It’s almost as if he’s completely incapable of learning from experience.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He's going to assume he gets a happy ending.

He's not going to get one in life, he won't get one at a massage parlor.

He's so gaunt. Coupled with the paralyzed face he looks like a mummy.

Pharaoh Slurpankhamen.

 

[DarkAlien]

I'm wondering what became of the whole "talking to the FBI, naming names and doxing trolls" or whatever he was talking about before.

Of course, it's obvious what actually happened, but it's still fun to think of Russ bugging the FBI with frivolous things and pointing them to this thread. I like the thought of a bunch of government agents having a laugh at all this insanity.

They gave him a lollipop and sent him home.

It just dawned on me that Russ basically messaged someone randomly and told them "I forgive you". This person may not be sorry, this person may have turned on him because they had enough of his shit and decided to put him in his place. Yet here's Russ all sorts of salty because he forgave someone and they didn't reply. wow

 

[BIG DADDY]

There's also no way Lana hadn't discussed her charges with Russhole beforehand, so he must have lied and agreed to the $1,500+ for her to schedule him and take his deposit in the first place. Then he shows up with one-fifth (at best) of the agreed-upon amount and expected her to completely undercut herself. That won't fly for any professional, sex worker or otherwise. I love how Russhole is the one who lied and broke the contract, yet he has the gall to try to paint Lana as the bad person for refusing to be taken advantage of by a lying john.

To be fair someone mentioned it’s illegal for prostitutes to name prices when arranging with men before they actually visit (maybe because it’s considered solicitation? Can’t remember the reason). So Russ likely didn’t know an exact price and was too dumb to figure out that it would be higher than what he may have paid in the past with other girls.

 

[Viridian]

It just dawned on me that Russ basically messaged someone randomly and told them "I forgive you". This person may not be sorry, this person may have turned on him because they had enough of his shit and decided to put him in his place. Yet here's Russ all sorts of salty because he forgave someone and they didn't reply. wow

It's also very possible that that person didn't even tell him off or turn on him, and that Russhole simply cut him off at some point. We've seen him turn on completely supportive friends for literally no reason, over a completely imagined slight. Russhole might even have been the one saying awful things about his ex-friend, and said ex-friend decided to cut off contact as a result. Which would make him going "I forgive you" out of the blue and getting salty the other person didn't reply all the sadder and more pathetic.

To be fair someone mentioned it’s illegal for prostitutes to name prices when arranging with men before they actually visit (maybe because it’s considered solicitation? Can’t remember the reason). So Russ likely didn’t know an exact price and was too dumb to figure out that it would be higher than what he may have paid in the past with other girls.

Okay, that is a very fair point. I wasn't aware of that, and that's an interesting nuance of the law. Still, from his posts on the subject it seems clear that he knew time with Lana cost $$$$ and he only had $$$ (as he put it to try to hide how much he was trying to undercut her going rates). So even if they hadn't set a specific price because of legal issues, he must have known he didn't have nearly enough. I wonder if he figured sperging at her in the brothel lobby about MUH DISCRIMUNASHUN would guilt her into sucking him his penis anyways. I'm glad she turned him down cold.

 

[Toasty]

It's just another case of Russ never doing anything without expecting something in return. Offers a woman a gift, gets mad when she doesn't climb all over him or give him a music career in gratitude. He just doesn't understand the concept of gift. Celebrity surprise visits children's ward in hospital on own time, doesn't publicize it, does it just because they want the kids to feel happy, Russ claims its a publicity stunt to further thier career. Everything in his world is tit for tat. No wonder he's miserable. He has little to no tat. Or tit for that matter.
So he "forgives" some person. He can't do it for the simple joy of releasing a burden from himself. He needs some kind of return for his magnanimity, for gosh sakes. So he tells the world on FB, look at me, I forgave a person! And they didn't fall over themselves to thank me, those ingrates. Me me me. Never change Russ. This is why Im here.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

I wonder if the homosexual best friend he was refering to is/was Kayli?

In which case...

1. She's no longer his friend, after she cruelly liked a FB post about a disfigured puppy.

2. The first thing Russ did after learning she had a female partner was to assert he was the man that could 'change her back', a proposal that was quickly scuppered when Kayli informed him that she had moved to France.

And then there's the other account that's also been documented detailing how Russ persistently harassed a lbgt girl he went to school/college with, insisting he could turn her straight, if given a chance to date her.

Russel Greer. Best friend to everyone, whether black, gay, man, woman or dog.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Either that or the dude who constantly pranked Russ by dick-skyping him.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Either that or the dude who constantly pranked Russ by dick-skyping him.

Don't you mean 'dingle-skyping' him?

 

[Very Honest Content]

It just dawned on me that Russ basically messaged someone randomly and told them "I forgive you"...Yet here's Russ all sorts of salty because he forgave someone and they didn't reply. wow

The farther 1000 pages gets in the distance the more I miss the dearly departed subforum because who has time to go through a novel's worth of comments to search for confirmation, but the person who I think isn't responding to the apology is the person who didn't appreciate his Mormon mission bad behavior outing post about going to the strip club with his two fellow missionaries. So less random someone messaging and more 'estranged former religious acquaintance.'

 

[Jane_Doh]

They gave him a lollipop and sent him home.

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It just dawned on me that Russ basically messaged someone randomly and told them "I forgive you". This person may not be sorry, this person may have turned on him because they had enough of his shit and decided to put him in his place. Yet here's Russ all sorts of salty because he forgave someone and they didn't reply. wow

I believe he’s referring to the “friend” that replied to that local Fox News article back in 2016 that covered his TS lawsuit. I forget the dude’s name but he replied to the article saying it was pretty wild and unfortunately used the word “crazy” to describe the occurrences. Russ found the comment a year later after the article was posted in the orchards. He blasted the “friend” on his Facebook and it appeared the person was only a friend in the sense that he was a casual acquaintance. Russty bucket meant “friend” as in on his FB friend list.

 

[wateryketchup]

2. The first thing Russ did after learning she had a female partner was to assert he was the man that could 'change her back', a proposal that was quickly scuppered when Kayli informed him that she had moved to France.

I totally missed this, what page did it happen on?

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

A Russell Greer anthem to celebrate another 1000 pages of slurpy goodness.

 

[Jane_Doh]

A Russell Greer anthem to celebrate another 1000 pages of slurpy goodness.

I’ve been following Russ before he was posted here and following this thread since the very beginning. I’m starting to think I might need a life...

Naaaah fuck that. Cheers to over 1k pages of pure entertainment!

 

[RustyNail(her)]

To be fair someone mentioned it’s illegal for prostitutes to name prices when arranging with men before they actually visit (maybe because it’s considered solicitation? Can’t remember the reason). So Russ likely didn’t know an exact price and was too dumb to figure out that it would be higher than what he may have paid in the past with other girls.

There's a great chance he pissed her off before traveling to her by constantly harassing her by DM. He probably ignored her frustrations with him and went to see her anyways. He probably offered whatever he had to get something off her, and she refused him service. I believe (everything after this is what I remember being posted by FlyGuy when it happened) he pretty much was flat out refused service by every girl in the area except one. For a blowjob. He wasted all that time and flattery bullshit to spend $300+ on a quick blowie.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

he pretty much was flat out refused service by every girl in the area except one. For a blowjob. He wasted all that time and flattery bullshit to spend $300+ on a quick blowie.

The girl he saw was Dolly Hart. She was brand new and had to have a more experienced girl help her with negotiations. Since she was so new she wouldn't have known what to charge so she would have been ok with Russell's $$$ offer.

Hof had to limo him over to the Kit Kat guest ranch since nobody at the Bunny Ranch would take him. Russell got all sniffy about that.

Later he posted a Tweet saying that he was "the reason Dolly Hart can't walk". Implying that he had a big penis and gave it to her all night long, or something.

 

[TitusOvid]

The only reason someone would be unable to walk after an encounter with Russ would be because they are bowled over their toilet retching their guts out from disgust and shame.