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Why does this remind me of Akira when Tetsuo starts becoming a giant blob and engulfing the arena.
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Why does this remind me of Akira when Tetsuo starts becoming a giant blob and engulfing the arena.
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Masturbating and squirtin'dafuq is that....
Looks like his ceiling is starting to be devoted to rule 34 of his waifus.
jc17
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In short, it's a tutorial on how to ruin your new pair of shoes with spray paint in indoors while further jepordizing the health and safety of any animals in the area.
Barb suggested donating the former worn down and hideously spray painted shoes Chris is replacing to goodwill.
"No!"
Chris says he may have use for them... But let's be real, he probably plans to sign them and stick them on ebay.
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Are you saying that da trolls convinced Chris to back out of killing Simonla? Am I an idiot for thinking he was genuinely attached to the character and couldn't bear killing her?
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The trolls tricked him into including her, then blackmailed him to kill her.
Chris later retconned it. Little did we know that this would form a trend.
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It's probably cuz he's storing bud in them.
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Is Chris going to change his name again to end in Sonichu?
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Uhh Equestria already has a mail pony, in fact it's one Chris has defended before--Derpy Hooves. I believe they officially changed the name to Muffins because of legal issues (they didn't want any law suits because having a reetard pony is apparently offensive, even if your fan base is made up of autists) and Chris wrote a post on Facebook about how he liked the name Derpy and it shouldn't be changed. The only reason I remember it was because I read up on the whole debacle.
But yeah, Chris should know this being a fan of the show so I wonder if he forgot or just decided Muffins doesn't deliver between dimentions. Hopefully there isn't a fictional pony out of a job because he wanted a reason for Nightstar, his already over burdened OC, to travel to the post office with him
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I haven't kept up but aren't they renting this place or did they buy it somehow? Regardless why would you put paint on the floor? Why am I asking it's Chris.
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This is 14 Branchland Ct
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Is Ingrid Nilson the new Tara Strong?
It follows this tweet from last week:
Ingrid Nilson is a voice actress for MLP.
It follows this tweet from last week:
Ingrid Nilson is a voice actress for MLP.
Silver Octopus
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We'll know for sure when she blocks him.
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lol, Chris's current Twitter bio:
http://archive.is/v5aVW
His banner is art he commissioned from Feather Shine.
http://archive.is/v5aVW
His banner is art he commissioned from Feather Shine.
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No longer any need to announce you're bisexual after you have "Mrs." in front of your name. You're supposed to hyphenate your last name, Chris. Seriously, this, I don't believe is actually Chris. There have been too many people suggesting this to make it an original, autistic thought.
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I hope he writes out all of that every time he has to sign an official document at the DMV or something.
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Can someone plz explain this "blue heart" thing? thx
Also, why is he writing the word "comma" in his bio? Some new CPU-related :autism:, or just standard, general-purpose :autism:?
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this interaction is kind of a microcosm on how chris arrived at this point, and sad view into loneliness.
anyone above the age of 10 would probably think, "i should probably not spraypaint inside a closed area, or at least put down some newspaper". chris doesn't realize this because he's got a toddler brain, but surely barb would say "hey dont fuck up the carpet" right?
nope, she's like 40% corpse, why give a fuck about inhaling paint or stained floors. this how we get chris wearing 8 different pieces of headgear made for little girls. if literally just one adult was around in chris' life that gave a shit, someone would say "don't go to church in your unicorn cosplay". i guarantee chris brings up his alternate-universe-cpu-goddess crap with barb, and she just kinda blankly stares and waits for the reaper. if someone was there to say "chris, you're not married to a fictional creature" and actually keep an eye on him, we wouldn't have page after page of unintelligible drivel about mind-links. it's not even a new thing, barb waited literally months before cluing him in that "cardboard signs will probably not get you a date". i think chris was at his happiest/highest functioning in high school because there were non-barb adults in his life legally obligated to care if he dressed/acted like his inner mongo dictates.
it really does feel like somebody abandoned a grotesque 270lb child to be raised by the internet.
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Can someone plz explain this "blue heart" thing? thx
Also, why is he writing the word "comma" in his bio? Some new CPU-related :autism:, or just standard, general-purpose :autism:?
Blue heart is his CPU HDD form name
Neptune- Purple heart
Noire- Black heart
Blanc- White heart
Vert- Green heart
Edit: little extra explanation since you probably don't follow it. They're the embodiment of the major console brands and their nations named to parody consoles (Lastation, Lowee, Greenbox, Planeptune, Tari) Their HDD forms are powered by Share energy. Basically a consumer base.
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Comma is his new imaginary land, based on the Commodore 64. In his words: https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Hyperdimension_Neptunia&redirect=no#Scarlet
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I wonder if he'll try to apply for survivor's benefits when his world comes crashing down around him, and he realizes magi-chan is not real.