YT 8/3 - Shoe Colouring

Count Olaf said:
If life is hell for Barbara Chandler, it's a hell that she's created through her own actions and thus she gets no pity, at least none from me. She and Bob point blank refused to get their son the help he desperately needed when he was a child. In fact, they literally ran away from it at one point. They did nothing to help their child, only sheltered him from everything that might have made him a better person. If I have any pity, it's for Bob far more than Barb. He in the end at least tried to make sure his son would have a financially secure future, tried to impart some final lessons to him in the letter he wrote. Unfortunately it was to little to late for him. All he could do with the last years of his life was keep watching his son spiral out of control in shame while the bugs that had crawled up from his wife's hoarding habits slowly killed him. And it didn't get any better after his death. His wife squandered and wasted all that money on once again trying to shelter their son from consequences and help, while his son himself laughed and scoffed at the letter his father had so lovingly written for him.

So yeah, Bob I pity and may he rest in peace. Barb remains a manipulative bitch as she always has been and always will be to the end of her days, and when they come may she find her reward for it in the deepest pits of hell.
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Wow, passion runs deep
 
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Chris said:
36:01 "Am I perfect? No. But, I'm still a CPU. So deal with it. What'd I do duck tape?"
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Neptunia WIKI said:
A CPU (Console Patron Unit) is a term used to describe the goddesses who govern and protect each of the four primary landmasses.
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We can finally add, "thinking he's a god" to the "Chris and his ego" page on the cwcki.
 
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Wilson said:
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Behold, Chris' finished NEW Sonichu Blue Heart Scarlet shoes.
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He's not even arsed to wear clean pants.
Oh wait that's a patern? Good god.
 
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Xetzyr said:
Oh, forgot... also low sperm counts, bladder control problems, fungal infections, UTIs, twisted testicles... well, you get the idea. Every man needs a ballroom, even if he wishes he was a sparkle unicorn hedgehog woman with psychic tantrum powers.
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I know your account is newish, but did you drop by during the “I strap up my man junk with the harness from a strap on, here’s the photos”? (which he cheerfully provided). Most of his leggings come from Wal-Mart, I’ve seen the same patterns for sale at our local one. He’s been doing this for four years now. He also wears panty shields for his little “accidents”, but also because a lot of women wear them every day and there have been marketing campaigns aimed at that “feeling fresh/refined lady” aspect of “use more than you need and then buy more lest you become a blight on humanity and a social pariah”. And as we know, Chris is a delicate, refined flower of maidenhood. Enlarged prostate crisis approaching, especially as he’s nearing his 40s. (Pleas understand I’m simply stating physiology, natural aging and anatomy here, I’m not trying to sound anti-any gender.)
 
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If he spent a few minutes cutting and measuring the tape properly he might get something that looks almost good.
The colours pop, but he's just way too lazy to use any of his years of design course skills :/

He should have just uploaded his art onto MiAdidas. My mate did that with his sons drawings, it comes out pretty awesome.
 
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Leave it to Chris to buy one of the most overpriced brand name sneakers and ruin them immediately with a shitty paint job.

I wonder where he picked up using the word "valid," it's the in word to use for positivity in feminist circles. Now that I say that, it was probably at Bronycon.
 
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You know, when I heard the rattle can in the first few minutes or so of the video, I fully expected him to just spray it on the carpet like he eventually did. Without question, I absolutely knew it was coming. Somehow I was still a little shocked by it when it did happen. Holy shit.
 
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I want something extreme. An hour of him covering shoes with Crayola toy markers is not extreme.
 
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Best part about ruining the carpet is that (apparently) he switched the shoebox for the floor because he was more concerned about ruining a fucking cardboard box.

Probably because it holded the original Legendary Boots of Atsimu™ and thus became also holy by proxy. They will be worth thousands some day after all!
Wilson said:
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Behold, Chris' finished NEW Sonichu Blue Heart Scarlet shoes.
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Sheesh, I know, it's Chris, he sucks at....everything while at the same time thinking he is a "geinus", yeah, I shouldn't be surprised, but....goddamn, doesn't he have...eyes? How can he be proud about that? Choice of colors aside, there is basically no spot on those things were paint is not out of his place or there is a pube stuck.

Instead of new those things look like if they were old as Barb to begin with but then a hobo went and peed on them.

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32:50 Chris starts shrieking about how it's a process.
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33:05 Chris lets out a loud burp (either that or he stepped on a frog), then lets out a sigh of relief while he savors the aftertaste. He even coments about how it "felt pretty good".

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33:46 More singing about the process in his mind. Barbara Ann insists on talking rummage swap shop to Chris' annoyance.
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