Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Totally my head canon, but I remain forever for a Frank kicking BriBri to the curb and all the attendant lulz that would give.

Frank: "And leave the keys to the house and ALL the vehicles on the kitchen counter, bitch. You're leaving this relationship with nothing more than you brought to it."

 

[Mola Ram]

Frank: "And leave the keys to the house and ALL the vehicles on the kitchen counter, bitch. You're leaving this relationship with nothing more than you brought to it."

Doesn't that mean he'd get Frank's cock?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

We live in a time when we are beset on all sides by murderous fascism and white supremacy, but a new TV show is coming out so everything's okay.

 

[AnOminous]

"It will be able to mimic and automate behavior, but will not be able to truly think."

Is John describing his expectations for AI, or himself?

He's describing the screaming chink midget who buys everything he destroys.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You don't want to rip out her vagina anymore John? Oh okay.
Don Lemon is still fucking re,tarded though.

 

[ZKWNordman]

What would Brianna and Frank do if Frank were suddenly laid off?

 

[Kosher Dill]

What would Brianna and Frank do if Frank were suddenly laid off?

Frank would just get a new job. Pretty sure there's always work in Boston for the kind of autist that can work on biotech patents. He might not get something quite as high-level as what he's doing now, but there's no realistic chance of John ever being forced to get a job. At most they'd have to cut back for-real on the gigantic luxury purchases. We're talking no Porsches at all.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Haha what a hypocrite that Andrew Sullivan is, calling for the genocide of Asians when he called out Sarah Jeong for doing the same thing! No wait it's not similar at all.

What would Brianna and Frank do if Frank were suddenly laid off?

Domestic abuse tbqh

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Domestic abuse tbqh

In Frank's hypothetical defense, you try spending a whole day around John without wanting to slap the bitch out of him.

 

[AnOminous]

In Frank's hypothetical defense, you try spending a whole day around John without wanting to slap the bitch out of him.

You could slap from now until the sun burns out without ever slapping all the bitch out of John.

 

[Sammy]

What would Brianna and Frank do if Frank were suddenly laid off?

They'll be fine. Revolution 60's sales should support them into their twilight years.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

They'll be fine. Revolution 60's sales should support them into their twilight years.

And after Sony buys Giant Spacekat, they'll be billionaires.

 

[Polyboros]

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Also close your front door you idiot. But give the dogs a chance to escape first.

Is that thing parked half on the curb?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Complete absurdity, no doubt about it, John. By the way how are things going with your family and friends?

 

[polonium]

Maybe John spent $29 to convince Frank to buy him some more Porches

 

[Gordon Cole]

Maybe John spent $29 to convince Frank to buy him some more Porches

I can't even imagine what a "$29 special" is code for, nor do I really want to.

 

[polonium]

I can't even imagine what a "$29 special" is code for, nor do I really want to.

Dr Wu's Discount Penectomy Emporium!

Try the $29 special! Free Hotdog!

 

[vertexwindi]

Haha what a hypocrite that Andrew Sullivan is, calling for the genocide of Asians when he called out Sarah Jeong for doing the same thing! No wait it's not similar at all.

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Domestic abuse tbqh

>"KILL ALL WHITEY"
>[silence]
>"hahaha asian accents"
>UGH RACIST MUCH

 

[Mr. Duck]

Skynet doesn't even win though. Judgement jay seems to always happen no matter what and the terminator they sent failed to kill John and stop him leading the humans to victory. The only thing Skynet did is succeed at killing random people that would serve as John's officers after judgement day. I know the deciding factor for Brianna is lady terminator and nothing else but I don't see why when 2 has bad ass Sarah Connor in it.

Do you think Brianna was actually able to sit through the entire movie (Terminator 3), or do you think she just read some cliffnotes buzzfeed tvtropes "10 reasons why Terminator 3 was more 'woke' than Terminator 2" ? Maybe she saw it before peggle/twitter came out...

Even if she did sit through the whole movie... to expect her to understand it is a stretch. After all, it doesn't relate to Brianna, and for some reason Rocket FM was not mentioned even once, despite being THE MOST important tech podcast ever and has so many obvious lead-ins to skynet lore. That's unthinkable! How are you supposed to suspend disbelief with such glaring inaccuracies?

Remember, John always had a hard-on for women in Latex (SOCCON, R60), and most probably saw T3 when it came out and enjoyed it only because of the T-X, it doesn't matter that T2 Sarah Connor is a proper strong female character who's actually very well written, for John, his weird fetishes come before his faux-feminism.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In Frank's hypothetical defense, you try spending a whole day around John without wanting to slap the bitch out of him.

As a counterpoint, Frank dated the ghoul for at least a few weeks if not months. He knew damn well what he was getting into and to this day we can only speculate what made him decide to marry a tranny who somehow hasn't driven him into bankruptcy yet.

Complete absurdity, no doubt about it, John. By the way how are things going with your family and friends?

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Targeted advertising to make people think a certain way?

That has SJW wet dream all over it.