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ProdigalDuke said:
He constantly presents his awful, ill informed opinions as fact, and puts words in other people's mouths in order to suit his own agenda and ego. The man prattles on about logic and reality and facts so much, yet he's utterly detached from the real world. Shit, he's barely got a grasp on the world he's created for himself, somehow thinking is content is true art, and not just noise and fart jokes for children/speds.
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You know when you put it that way Phil could make a living as a journalist when this whole video game "career" ends.
 
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P.J. Soulslike said:
"You can't hold me accountable for what people post in my comments" says the guy who disables comments everywhere that he possibly can.
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He'd disable even twitch chat in a second if it wasn't where the moola came from. The King of Hate melts in the face of even the slightest criticism. He needs his safe space and a constant stream of safety, praise and money. Imagine what would happen if hypothetically he somehow still was able to make money but had to do it outside of the safety of the Pigpen. The shock might kill him if it happened too suddenly.
 
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I honestly don’t know how Dave even made it this far in life. How he manages to not drown himself when he goes to the bathroom is beyond me. Even the slightest inconvenience in his life makes him slam his gouty hand on the panic button so the sycophants in his chat will suck his dick and tell him everything will be okay. Honestly, he should donate his brain to science after the passes away at the ripe old age of 42 due to a heart attack. It’d probably help us understand what goes on inside the head of genuine sociopaths and narcissists.
 
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Someone tipped $50 during Vice City. Phil has evidently finished Vice City is playing Street Fighter. Top tip is currently "?". Guess that $50 tipper can suck a faaaat dick.

Bonus: the $50 tip was "to show the haters" who PMed the guy after he cheered $10. Hope it was worth it, dumbass.
 
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I was just doing some reading about different types of sweat, for example the mostly water kind that cools your body off and can be reabsorbed by your skin leaving little to no residue behind vs the kind that would leave your skin sticky after evaporation or absorbtion, and now I feel like I need a shower.

Instead of going into the gross details I'll just say: What kind of inept slob wipes the sweat off themselves with the fucking palms of their hands? He sounded like he had no idea this would make his hands sticky. The extremely basic things this mong struggles with are things your average grade school child understands naturally.

Edit: I think what really bugs me is the oversharing. Like this dude is 36 and he's raising his hand to streamchat to ask permission to go to the bathroom and including descriptions of what he wants to do there. The dudes got fucking mommy issues.
 
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Someone tipped $50 during Vice City. Phil has evidently finished Vice City is playing Street Fighter. Top tip is currently "?". Guess that $50 tipper can suck a faaaat dick.

Bonus: the $50 tip was "to show the haters" who PMed the guy after he cheered $10. Hope it was worth it, dumbass.
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He cleared his donation stats when he took a break and changed games. No idea why, it's still the same stream.
 
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grump said:
He'd disable even twitch chat in a second if it wasn't where the moola came from. The King of Hate melts in the face of even the slightest criticism. He needs his safe space and a constant stream of safety, praise and money. Imagine what would happen if hypothetically he somehow still was able to make money but had to do it outside of the safety of the Pigpen. The shock might kill him if it happened too suddenly.
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Then he even ask for criticism on twitter for all showing
 
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Bonus: the $50 tip was "to show the haters" who PMed the guy after he cheered $10. Hope it was worth it, dumbass.
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I saw Octoa do this a month ago, spurred into returning with a $20 tip when a "hater" messaged him after the first time. Who knows if any high-rollers have been wavered by the Detractor PMs. It does seem to have spurred the Donators into leaving out their names to keep from getting bothered later.

I'm not in favor of the "Detractors" PMing the Donators, cuz it's stupid. It's certainly not helpful that the high-rollers go anonymous now, as it'd be nice to know when and which of the veterans are finally drained and the new recruits that join up.

Prince Lotor said:
I was just doing some reading about different types of sweat
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Someone mentioned the weird things now in his Google Search suggestions because of research he's done about Phil. It'd be funny to see the lists of bullshit we've all dug into because of this guy.

From memory, I've looked up Washington State tax laws and business laws, whether or not Washington has Common-Law marriage, SWAT procedures, examples of old men that dye their hair black, and Narcissistic and Sociopathic Personality Disorders. And gout.
 
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So he's now over 550 subs on twitch, did his fans really gift that many?

When do they begin dropping off?
 
He claims there has been nothing from Adsense which sounds like a 100% lie to me. He got shut down and he just doesn’t want to admit it to his very small fanbase.

He needs to keep it on the DL because he’s got another begging stream in him, he’s gonna wait til his gifted subs drop the fuck off and he enters panic mode. He can use the, “I still don’t know what to do about DSPGaming!” thing to get more pity bux.

Also the darksfidil troll came from a detractor messaging randoms that he was playing with and just so happened to find one willing to troll him. It was his 15 seconds of fame on the TIHYDP and DSP Tries It circuit.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
So he's now over 550 subs on twitch, did his fans really gift that many?

When do they begin dropping off?
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83 gifted last month, 40 gifted this month. Add 3 days to the following lists to know when they disappear (unless regifted or re-subbed):

07-01: 3
07-02: 1
07-03: 2
07-04: 0
07-05: 0
07-06: 8
07-07: 0
07-08: 0
07-09: 5
07-10: 3
07-11: 1
07-12: 2
07-13: 4
07-14: 0
07-15: 1
07-16: 0
07-17: 3
07-18: 0
07-19: 2
07-20: 3
07-21: 0
07-22: 3
07-23: 4
07-24: 1
07-25: 0
07-26: 3
07-27: 19
07-28: 6
07-29: 0
07-30: 2
07-31: 7
08-01: 2
08-02: 17
08-03: 20
08-04: 0
08-05: 1

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He claims there has been nothing from Adsense which sounds like a 100% lie to me. He got shut down and he just doesn’t want to admit it to his very small fanbase.

He needs to keep it on the DL because he’s got another begging stream in him, he’s gonna wait til his gifted subs drop the fuck off and he enters panic mode. He can use the, “I still don’t know what to do about DSPGaming!” thing to get more pity bux.
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Agreed on this. I won't believe it's gone for sure until Phil has that REEEEEmergency stream, but I think you're right. In his heart, he knows he fucked up, but he can't admit defeat until forced to--in this case, by a need to justify intense begging.
 
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