2018-08-05 - Russell Greer: "Final Cease and Desist"

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

Why would a police officer give a fuck about some tiny forum posting public information?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Fuck the police

Only the hot female ones, mind you. Russ, he don't swing the other way.

 

[Splendid]

I also wonder why Greer, who constantly touts his legal knowledge, would go to a cop and ask him for legal help that he isn't qualified to give.
Unless, maybe, the cop is an empty threat who didn't exist in the first place. I think someone who worked as a fucking paralegal would know that cops aren't some sort of intellectual property/defamation law geniuses. Like most professions, they mostly just know the laws that they need for their job.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I like to think she already is.

It's believed she's a 4chaner, particularly on /b/. Her being on here isn't that much of a stretch.

 

[GethN7]

I'd really like to know why Russell thinks this thread is more damning to him than what he has already made public.

He believes he's entitled to sex with celebrities and hookers simply because of a facial deformity and has tried to publicly lobby the legal system to make it law he's entitled to just that.

All we do is discuss this information, and our speculation has no legal weight, but what he put out there in the courts of law does, and it makes him look bad, but that's all on him.

Russell Greer just needs to drop any remaining pretense, sue Taylor Swift and demand sex with her as a settlement, lose, be declared a vexatious litigant officially, and admit defeat.

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

A sternly worded letter would've had more impact.

Very, very, very little impact, but at least more than "I totally had a cop tell me you have to take down my thread!". I mean for fuck's sake at least a letter would've shown some effort.

Oh no, I believe he talked to an officer, no doubt, but I also believe their conversation went a little something like this:

Russell'd Jimmies: H-hello, Officer? The bad people on the internet are being mean again and they still aren't listening!
PO: Have you twied talking to them widdle russy pussy? Twy wun more time, champ
R: O-ok, y-you too

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Russell Greer: eat shit.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Officer, people are making fun of me online! What do I do?"

"Wait, aren't you that little crippled faggot who keeps on trying to sue popstars?"

 

[CWCissey]

That's ALL he's accomplished this year?

Sounds about right.

Well that, getting fired from Walmart for having a tantrum because he couldn't leave hours early to catch his bus and another sexcapade that involved him running around Reno because all the girls were hiding from him

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

After Greta showed up @Null s residence I started thinking what a vigilante A-team, or Lolcow-team, would look like trying to take on KF.

Russ: the wheelman, because his eyes can’t look left or right.

Jake Alley: Logistics, he plans the caper in painfully obtuse detail no one else can understand or can be assed to even read.

Greta: muscle

ADF: muscle

Timmy and Terra: hapless decoy and patsy

Amberlynn and Ashley Issacs: the gun molls

Probably a few more could be added. It’s def a TV show I would watch

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

It's days like this that I wish Taylor Swift was here to shitpost with the rest of us.

I like to think she already is.

Hi guys. AMA.

 

[AprilRains]

Ashley Issacs

Slips through closed doors.

 

[Maxliam]

Fuck him and fuck da police.

Here's the more classy way of saying the latter I guess:

Why would a police officer give a fuck about some tiny forum posting public information?

We are legion, hurrr durrr!!

Only the hot female ones, mind you. Russ, he don't swing the other way.

You said it, bro.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Makes me wonder if I call the SLC cops and tell them someone is breaking into my house do they tell me to ask them to leave?

 

[UtopiaGuy]

Never heard of this guy before and had to look him up. All I can ask is, "How does this guy eat?!"

 

[CWCissey]

Never heard of this guy before and had to look him up. All I can ask is, "How does this guy eat?!"

Like a duck.

Read the whole thread dude! It's a long but wild ride!

 

[Dumb Sergal]

Get fucked Russell and fuck off.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Should've just stuck to TayTay...

Picking the wrong battle here, wasting time. Her Nashville show is August 25th. Says he's going to serve her papers at the show. Is that even within his deadline to do so?

Tick tock tick tock...

 

[wateryketchup]

It's believed she's a 4chaner, particularly on /b/. Her being on here isn't that much of a stretch.

Personally, my bet is on @SwiftlyRuiningRussell

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

It never ceases to make me giggle like an idiot whenever people plead to keep their correspondence "confidential" on a website where all their public information is already available.

Especially when one considers that the Removing Content page clearly states threats and litigation are posted publicly. Isn't there an axiom here about lolcows and reading comprehension being mutually exclusive?

But he wrote CONFIDENTIAL in the subject headline! That makes the email look both super important and secret!

Or make it look like an advance fee fraud (aka Nigerian Scam) email; those usually have CONFIDENTIAL in the subject or opening paragraph, too.