2018-08-05 - Russell Greer: "Final Cease and Desist"

[ToroidalBoat]

I recently talked to a police officer [...]

It's funny how lolcows keep mixing up civil and criminal law.

 

[Viridian]

Especially when one considers that the Removing Content page clearly states threats and litigation are posted publicly. Isn't there an axiom here about lolcows and reading comprehension being mutually exclusive?

Oh, Russhole read that page. He acknowledged it in his first legal threat to Null. He just thinks he deserves special treatment from everyone about everything because of his messed up face, which is the heart of what makes him a lolcow.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Never heard of this guy before and had to look him up. All I can ask is, "How does this guy eat?!"

Someone said he kind of tilts his head back and gulps. Who really knows, but I'd be horrified to see it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

"I recently talked to a police officer"

I bet she wasn't even a police officer, but a stripper.

 

[redbarchetta]

I bet she wasn't even a police officer, but a stripper.

Russell doesn't believe in strippers. He's trying to pay for love, man.

 

[AriGiga]

Russell doesn't believe in strippers. He's trying to pay for love, man.

So, hookers instead?

 

[Splendid]

So, hookers instead?

Yeah man, that's his whole deal. Its a huge part of why he's funny, he just doesn't get how they work either.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Mr. Greer, who are you and why do you think you're important? If someone has to come on this chromosome abundant board to look up something about someone, then they are most likely not important.

 

[CWCissey]

Mr. Greer, who are you and why do you think you're important? If someone has to come on this chromosome abundant board to look up something about someone, then they are most likely not important.

He's Russell Fuckin' Greer, God's favourite idiot. Every girl must suck him his penis else they're discriminating against the disabled.

 

[Nope]

Mr. Greer, who are you and why do you think you're important? If someone has to come on this chromosome abundant board to look up something about someone, then they are most likely not important.

Come now, he is a known legal professional, a composer who had his music recorded by grammy-winning producers and an internationally published author

The worst part is that if you just read that it seems impressive, until you find out the reality behind each of this and the hilarity that each one is

 

[Cosmos]

It's believed she's a 4chaner, particularly on /b/. Her being on here isn't that much of a stretch.

It hasn't been proven, but there is some evidence that suggests she browses /b/.

Spoiler

We need more shitposting celebrities.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Sue him, Russ. Do it for Bailee.

Terryberry as well...

Personally, my bet is on @SwiftlyRuiningRussell

#metoo

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Do you think we can hire Skordas just to fuck with Rusty?

 

[Ntwadumela]

If this sorry sack of shit learned to not feel entitled to hot celebrity sex and many other ludicrous aspirations because of a facial deformity, this wouldn’t have happened to him.

Yet here we are.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

It's days like this that I wish Taylor Swift was here to shitpost with the rest of us.

Taylor post exclusively on /b/

 

[TiggerNits]

Can you imagine the look on his face when he realizes his CONFIDENTIAL legal demand letter got posted on the Kiwi Farms?!

 

[AprilRains]

Can you imagine the look on his face

I have nightmares like anyone else, yes.

 

[AriGiga]

Yeah man, that's his whole deal. Its a huge part of why he's funny, he just doesn't get how they work either.

Ah okay. I haven't actually paid much attention to this one yet. Guess that'll have to change now.

 

[Deadpool]

Can you imagine the look on his face when he realizes his CONFIDENTIAL legal demand letter got posted on the Kiwi Farms?!

Yeah it'll be the same look that's always on his face, because facial paralysis.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

We call that the slobjob.

Ah fuck. You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?

Russell wouldn't complain about it. Russell's nice. And desperate.