There's a time and place for wooing a girl with poetry and it's not when she just turned you down in the bluntest possible terms. That's the moment when your dignity will thank you later for choosing to make a graceful exit.
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Plagued Nice Guys
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There's a time and place for wooing a girl with poetry and it's not when she just turned you down in the bluntest possible terms. That's the moment when your dignity will thank you later for choosing to make a graceful exit.
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He should have threatened to kill her or himself, that usually works
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The arrogance and entitlement are practically oozing through the screen
How to know you are an asshole: posting something like this
but then he gets publicly shamed looool
How to know you are an asshole: posting something like this
but then he gets publicly shamed looool
TheRealDerekSmart
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I would love to know what instruction manual these guys are reading that says when they see a woman they are interested in they must:
A- fawn over them in the most embarrassing way possible.
B- tell them they love them in the first five minutes.
C -declare how nice you are.
Because i would ask for my money back, because thats some right old bullshit.
A- fawn over them in the most embarrassing way possible.
B- tell them they love them in the first five minutes.
C -declare how nice you are.
Because i would ask for my money back, because thats some right old bullshit.
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Because "nice guys" get their ideals for romance from Romantic Comedies.
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I have to wonder how many nice guys got babysat by the TV growing up and now think that all relationships play out like rom coms and revenge of the nerds.
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I honestly ask myself how those Nice Guys that always promise to be supportive and respectful would deal with a girl's issues, should they manage to strike a relationship with her.
I mean, maybe the girl has some economic problem or has issues with her family. Or maybe she's facing some serious medical condition or battling a mental illness of sorts.
Or they just have different political/ethical views, or simply disagree on the color of the moquette.
Yes, I really wonder how they would deal with those situations and how much they'd be willing to sacrifice to met the girl's needs.
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The thing with nice guys is that they build up an idea of what the current girl they are obsessing over is like in their head. As soon as she acts in any way that is contrary to this idea, the nice guy flips out. So we do see how they react to any differences or hardships, and it's incredibly violent, at least verbally.
Can't immediately drop everything for a coffee date because she's working over time to help pay off school? Bitch, it's just coffee. This is when I'm free. You need to learn to make time for people. Not a virgin? Whore! I bet you have like 50 STDs and slept with all the guys in town twice. Don't want to go to a burger place because she a vegetarian? Hippy slut! I bet you also want women's rights and shit. I eat meat. I'm eating a baby cow right now.
All nice guys have one idea of their ideal woman, and they project that on to any woman that catches their fancy. All women are sweet and pure, always willing to drop what they are doing to be with their man, never independent enough to deal with their own problems, virgins, always say yes to every thing, never does anything gross like fart or have a period. As soon as any diverges from their ideal woman their world crumbles and they lash out. And this is all over text that we see. I guarantee that it would be physical if it happened in person.
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So much this. They can't fathom a woman not being their "ideal" choice of woman. Or having their own independent thoughts. Or a woman not being subservient and dropping everything.
If these dudes are clearly wasting their own time pining for some chick that will never want them; say for example, their life could in fact function with or without this woman they're interested in being in their lives, then maybe it's time for them to let things go. If they're grovelling for this girl who isn't all that invested in a relationship (or being friends in some cases) instead of going off on them, maybe they should just cut their losses and leave?
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I know this has already been posted, but I think it effectively summarizes what you just said.
Those guys would probably hang themselves when they'll eventually learn that girls too can burp and fart, especially after eating pork 'n beans.
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This is how we know they would never breed. They couldn't put up with all the grossness of pregnancy let alone child birth. When a homunculus the size of a watermelon living in you thinks you bladder is a great dance floor, and your rib cage a fun attic to hide in, all modesty goes out the window.
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It's always either more than half a year or less than ten minutes with these guys.
TheRealDerekSmart
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My missus is amazing at burping, she can do it on command too, every once in a while i manage to convince her to burp “bollocks” which never ceases to make me piss myself laughing.
Its not so much the burping by itself, its the fact its coming out of this tiny (5ft) little red head.
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HE'S DONE.
Now they are giving themselves to art.
This was done completely unironically.
Now they are giving themselves to art.
This was done completely unironically.
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I don't think the pet play outfits put the ladies in the leading position.
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There's also the fact that they're teenagers... that's more than a little creepy.
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Ach, and I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling Kiwis!!
Seriously though, if you google Nice Guys cringe it's one of the first results you get.
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Well now we know where he got the avatar from, 130gb of hentai. I'm on to you Herr Himmler.
Seriously, bragging about how large you cartoon porn is will have the ladies come running. That sure shows them.