Plagued Nice Guys

[laoyang]

This one literally gave me the creepy crawlies to read.
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That "kisses you deeply" really caught me off guard lol.

 

[Eshettar]

Massive negging fail.
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How could he possibly have thought that that would work?

"Hey, you look like the Creature From The Black Lagoon's fugly sister. Wanna go out for dinner so we can get to know each other? Come on! When you think about it, I'm doing you a favor here! Not every guy would lower himself to talk to someone as hideous as you!"

"Gasp! That's the sweetest thing a member of the other sex has ever said to me! Let's skip the date and go straight to your mom's basement!"

 

[Monika H.]

Massive negging fail.
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"Hey, I think you are sexy but truly look repulsing. Please fuck me xoxoxoxo"

 

[LtCucumber]

Nice Guys are always so impatient.
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Desperate much?
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This one literally gave me the creepy crawlies to read.
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Even more impatient than the last!
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Massive negging fail.
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That negging What an retarded individual. Clearly the guy is too autistic to even understand the concept of how negging "works" ('works' used loosely because we all know it doesn't) and just uses insults. What I wouldn't give to see this guy talking to women irl

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[laoyang]

See, how the fuck do these guys think that "lol ur actually fugly u cunt" sounds like anything other than being assmad about being told no? I get rejection sucks alot and some women might not reject a guy in the most classy or gracious way but Jesus H. Christ, just move on, this having to have the last word shit is so beta.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I love guys who think girls who are either models or in a creative field will work for free just because they say so. Expecting someone to do something they normally charge a fee for for free is arrogant and insulting. You're saying their time and labor isn't valuable (but yet it is, or you wouldn't be asking in the first place).

 

[JaneThough]

I love guys who think girls who are either models or in a creative field will work for free just because they say so. Expecting someone to do something they normally charge a fee for for free is arrogant and insulting. You're saying their time and labor isn't valuable (but yet it is, or you wouldn't be asking in the first place).

There's a specific type of guy who really thinks that all they need to do is say "you're beautiful" and women will just do anything they ask. If there's a beautiful woman in front of you, chances are you're nowhere near the first person to call her such.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

Don't ever "model" for a guy who's an amateur because they are all just creepy pervs who eventually try to hit on you.

This goes without saying but some girls fall for it...

 

[LtCucumber]

Don't ever "model" for a guy who's an amateur because they are all just creepy pervs who eventually try to hit on you.

This goes without saying but some girls fall for it...

The funny thing is I knew someone exactly like that during college. I feel like a storytime (despite the obvious powerlevel) would be in order purely because it's laughable how much of a creep this guy is, especially for the lengths he went to also where he is now is another pretty funny thing.

I'll go into it before work tomorrow probably. When I'm not half asleep.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Don't ever "model" for a guy who's an amateur because they are all just creepy pervs who eventually try to hit on you.

This goes without saying but some girls fall for it...

Any photographer who won't let you bring someone along is planning to do more than take pictures.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I love guys who think girls who are either models or in a creative field will work for free just because they say so. Expecting someone to do something they normally charge a fee for for free is arrogant and insulting. You're saying their time and labor isn't valuable (but yet it is, or you wouldn't be asking in the first place).

Well, to be fair, that happens a lot if you're a professional whose services are wanted. People have no compunctions at all about asking a friend who's an IT person to fix their computer, or a lawyer to give them free legal advice, or a doctor to prescribe them something for their allergies (or more). Professional musicians often find they're invited to parties and then asked to perform for free!

So there's an element of that. Of course they're still scummy guys looking to bounce a few girls off the casting couch.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well, to be fair, that happens a lot if you're a professional whose services are wanted. People have no compunctions at all about asking a friend who's an IT person to fix their computer, or a lawyer to give them free legal advice, or a doctor to prescribe them something for their allergies (or more). Professional musicians often find they're invited to parties and then asked to perform for free!

So there's an element of that. Of course they're still scummy guys looking to bounce a few girls off the casting couch.

Yeah friends do that, but most of the time, the assclowns we're talking about are total strangers who expect freebies because they overestimate their importance.

 

[Viridian]

Still so impatient.


Sour grapes also seems to be a universal Nice Guy flavor.


That last line...


Most awkward m'lady-ing ever.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Well, to be fair, that happens a lot if you're a professional whose services are wanted. People have no compunctions at all about asking a friend who's an IT person to fix their computer, or a lawyer to give them free legal advice, or a doctor to prescribe them something for their allergies (or more). Professional musicians often find they're invited to parties and then asked to perform for free!

So there's an element of that. Of course they're still scummy guys looking to bounce a few girls off the casting couch.

Similar is people in creative fields (photography, graphic design, etc) being asked to work for "exposure".

 

[LtCucumber]

Ok so it's kinda sorta after work because i slept in and was almost late for my shift. I think the storytime i talked about is in order.
Hella big ass, steaming pile of :powerlevel: but holy shit just thinking about this guy makes me laugh my ass off so w/e.

Spoiler: gather round kids, uncle LtCucumber is gonna tell a (very long) story

There was this amateur photographer dude I knew during my time at college. He knew me and my college friends at the time and one of these friends, he took a rather especial interest in.

I didn't think anything of it until I heard the news from this friend of mine, news being that he'd been crossing the line a fair bit, despite her not being interested in him. He sent her all manner of weird shit, which included a video of him in a towel, then he turned his back to the camera and dropped it, IIRC... I don't know why he thought it was a good idea. She agreed to do a photoshoot with him, as she would get paid for it (though she never got paid for it in the end). She did not go alone - thank god - but even though she was with someone else, he still tried to make moves on her, which included attempting to kiss/make out with her during the shoot. I think he went further than that but i can't necessarily remember everything that happened or what was said about it.

He made a lot of excuses to hang out with our sort of smallish group, to the point the girl he was low-key stalking wanted to go to a different area of college just to avoid the guy- though I think that was probably sped up by the fact that one day, after he invited himself to eat with us, he went to hug us all to say goodbye, and when she (reluctantly) hugged him, he pinched/squeezed her arse. She just wanted to get rid of him completely. The amount of laughs we had at his expense.

Here's where it gets really fucking good... And a bit creepier. He was seriously under the impression that they were "secretly seeing each other", either that or he was really trying to convince everyone in the friend group they were. "secretly", sure bud. Now, this wouldn't be so dumb, creepy, and hilarious if he hadn't made a fake whatsapp account of her and fabricated texts (non-whatsapp also) between the two of them to make it look like they're together. He really tried, he didn't think we noticed that her whatsapp profile picture and number were different on the fake account when compared to her actual account/number.

A choice quote from the girl he pursued, regarding him: "Aha yeh like I would of definitely got the hint [if someone ghosted me] I’ve said that from day one that he got screws loose like he definitely not right in the head he made a fake profile about me he kept texting me all the time that ‘we were together’ and I was like mate it’s in your head"

About where he is now? As far as I know (through the friend vine), he got into some pretty hot water with the law on charges involving assault, some inappropriate pictures and some underage person(s?) not too long ago. That should paint a pretty picture of this guy for all y'all. I won't go into other things about him for another individual's personal protection/privacy on something he did. I'll be happy to answer in DMs if anyone is interested in hearing about it- but I will not post it publicly on this forum (that guests can view) to spare that person's embarrassment as I know they're a lurker here and would not forgive me if I did.

TL/DR- this creepy amateur photographer (who was pretty old for college) tried to get with a friend of mine despite her disinterest, getting way too into her personal space during a photoshoot even though she didn't go alone out of fear of him being a fucking creep; made fake texts and whatsapp messages between them to make it look like they were together despite her constant avoidance of him. I don't know if he was trying to convince everyone else or he'd lied to himself about it so much he actually believed it.

I'd have put this on personal lolcows, but I haven't kept tabs on him since the possible legal issues against him came up. Maybe I should get on that and keep you updated.

 

[DumbDosh]

That last line...
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I reallllllllly wanna know what his favorite board games are.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'd have put this on personal lolcows, but I haven't kept tabs on him since the possible legal issues against him came up. Maybe I should get on that and keep you updated.

I see two seperate possibilites: either he was intentionally manufacturing child pornography, or he did a shoot with an underaged model, and she lied about her age, and he was too stupid to demand ID.
Find out what happened man! The schadenfreude gods demand a fresh sacrifice.

 

[Monika H.]

Still so impatient.
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Sour grapes also seems to be a universal Nice Guy flavor.
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That last line...
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Most awkward m'lady-ing ever.
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"Also, I love playing board games."
Maybe he expected a game of checkers between the blowjob and the fuck he's entitled to.

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Why do you have to burn your chances off like that.

 

[LtCucumber]

"Also, I love playing board games."

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Why do you have to burn your chances off like that.

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

I see two seperate possibilites: either he was intentionally manufacturing child pornography, or he did a shoot with an underaged model, and she lied about her age, and he was too stupid to demand ID.
Find out what happened man! The schadenfreude gods demand a fresh sacrifice.

When my internet isn't being a little bitch I'll get on it