Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Drawets Rednaxela]

It's unbelievable that the refusal to cook has lasted 14 years, as seems to be the consensus.

I think it was more down to Barb enjoying the freedom of not having to cook and she simply couldn't be bothered to take it up again when and if she forgave the spaghetti incident.

I also have to wonder if a lack of communication on Barb's end may have been the cause.

 

[Holdek]

It's unbelievable that the refusal to cook has lasted 14 years, as seems to be the consensus. I can easily see that Bob and Chris could have been rude and hurtful. And I could see how that could have bothered and hurt Barb. And I could how she might have said "Ok, cook for yourselves then", and not done any cooking for a week or two. But the idea that one fight over spaghetti could last 14 years is mindblowing to me.

Well, she is completely insane.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

If Chris really wants to be a "lesbian tomgirl tranny trapped in a man's body" (or something along these lines), he should change his name to something more feminine.

 

[Partyboy]

If Chris really wants to be a "lesbian tomgirl tranny trapped in a man's body" (or something along these lines), he should change his name to something more feminine.

Like Christina? It still has his STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN MALE name in there, so I suppose it qualifies, no?

 

[Falcon Lord]

Is anything known about Bob's first wife?

 

[mauggg]

No, this guy:

Spoiler: Image

No, Sam has actually has real fans.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Is anything known about Bob's first wife?

Her name is Patricia. That's it. And we only found that out from Bob's obituary. She's still alive, looks like.

 

[Ravenor]

Pic related:

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Chris' YouTube likes are nauseating. It's all ponies, LEGO, lesbians and feminist pandering. As if he even fucking knew what the Smurfette principal was prior to becoming a lesbian tranny!

 

[Christ-Chan]

As if he even fucking knew what the Smurfette principal was prior to becoming a lesbian tranny!

Chris only dislikes that rule because all those boys are icky. If they made a pony show about non-tomgirl boy ponies he would hate it. The fact that a lot of female characters' personalities boil down to "I'm a guuurle~" is something he is incapable to pick up on because that's what he thinks real life is.
It is, frankly, pretty amazing how exceptional he is at looking a complex issue and instantly hail or reject it based on the flimsiest of criteria, never even trying to actually understand any kind of meaning. Hell, even Britney Spears flies over his head!

Brittney: I don't need no man!
Chris: Mmm... Them ma--, those men cause wars and such, hmm I j-- I just need my sweetest of hearts, myeah. Babies are good though.

 

[DEAGLE 4 LYFE]

Barbara Chandler's Wu Tang name is "Ruff Ambassador."

 

[timtommy]

I was browsing the OKCupid answers today. Chris was asked

"How many times would a person have to turn you down before you took the hint?"

He answered "Just the once"

Bullshit, you say? But he has an explanation. "Tell Me Direct and Loud"

Apparently Megan and the Wallflower's main mistake was volume.

 

[kobebyarlant]

I was reading the Ivy Q&A and noticed the part where she talked about Joshua's trolling and how they used to hang out before that. I'm honestly surprised Chris socialized, although exploitively, with someone besides Megan. I wonder if he always intended to use Chris for lulz or it just devolved into that.

 

[Marvin]

I was reading the Ivy Q&A and noticed the part where she talked about Joshua's trolling and how they used to hang out before that. I'm honestly surprised Chris socialized, although exploitively, with someone besides Megan. I wonder if he always intended to use Chris for lulz or it just devolved into that.

Chris and Joshua Martinez were friends.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Chris and Joshua Martinez were friends.

Then he eventually milked Chris for free Applebee's. Just like Megan used him for weeaboo trinkets and Nazi memorabilia. Chris just can't win.

 

[Abethedemon]

Has Chris ever eaten (or shopped) at a small independent business?

 

[Zamininc]

One thing that I've been curious about since the start of Chris' ebay success is how much does he need to consistently make to lose his disability check? I believe the numbers projected for what he made in another thread were around $2100 in a month (from medallions only, not counting overhead. Likely $2100 with the commissions included though). Seeing as how Chris' check is meant to supplement a minimum wage/low paying job, could $2100 in a month be considered a living wage? Basically, if Chris kept up that $2100 a month (in medallions, commissions, etc) would the government eventually find out and stop his tugboat?

 

[Holdek]

Do you think Chris ever tries or tried to hit on the girls who like his Facebook statuses and comments left on said statuses?

Maybe not now, but he used to hit on random girls he found on Facebook. Awkwardness ensued.

 

[asperhes]

I was browsing the OKCupid answers today. Chris was asked

"How many times would a person have to turn you down before you took the hint?"

He answered "Just the once"

Bullshit, you say? But he has an explanation. "Tell Me Direct and Loud"

Apparently Megan and the Wallflower's main mistake was volume.

Huh. It's interesting that if you make a direct and blunt criticism, you're exceeding the hurtful truth level, but his autism makes it impossible for him to comprehend anything less subtle. I guess you're just not supposed to criticize at all, at any volume.

 

[Holdek]

Chris and Joshua Martinez were friends.

Ya they were both speds.