Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Dissonance in one image.

Did she ever work before the Disability?
 
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Cripple said:
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Dissonance in one image.

Did she ever work before the Disability?
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Very briefly, once.
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Ah, a good old-fashioned @Smutley OP with the incredible @Rabbit Bones. Good stuff, good stuff. The white trashiness of a Slaton, the literacy of Timmy Whitbeck, the intellect & parenting skills of ForeverKailyn---it's almost refreshing, in a way. Jerry Springer in its purest form. Arguing with her mom on Facebook like a petulant teenager? Amazing. & you said you know this treasure IRL, @Rabbit Bones? Because holy shit.

I can't wait for more.
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I met her once. She made quite an impression.
 
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Man, I’m very excited for all the content that could come in the future. With all the SJW type cows it’s nice to have just good old redneck white trash, she’s like the Slatons but with kids. I love the racebending Austin and celebrity family tree, it really just adds a nice touch to her.
 
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This thread has been quite a hoot and a holler.
On Death:
"I just wish I can be dead"
"I Wish I Can Just Die I Wish I Was Never Even Bron"
"I Heat My Life So Im Not Gonna Dell With This Shit No More"

On Family:
"Yay Im Huging Out With My Cousin Eminem"
"I'm Leaving My Ho Family"

On the Joys of Motherhood:
"Everyone Is Like That All Because I Don't Hold My Son"
"He Has To Stay In The Light Because He Has Yellow Sink Disease"
"No And I'm 4weeks and a month"

On Cody McCann and It's Probably Safe to Say They Never Met:
"Its Now Been A Mouth Of Cody's Muber But Dang I Cant Take It No More & I Cry Myself To Sleep Ever Night Bro But All I Wanna Say Fly Really High Bro Hungs & Kisses"
"I Miss U Cody & I'm So Happy They Found Ur Body"



Guys, no child left behind was a mistake.
EDIT: I just realized this thread was in Beauty Parlour and what even.
 
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Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
The children were taken away from her and she only gets visitation (the kids are with grandma).
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This is just sad. I'd like to say the kids are better off, but who knows what grandma is like. My guess is the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

This woman just strikes me as your typical redneck. Really nothing to see here. Illegitimate children she never should have had, unnecessary promiscuity, clueless yet arrogant. None of that is anything new. I'd say it's the tall tales she likes to tell that really intrigues me. Who on Earth claims they're Britney Spears' cousin in all seriousness? I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of the exceptional few to get fired from Mcdonalds. Good Lord.
 
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commandersalamander said:
This is just sad. I'd like to say the kids are better off, but who knows what grandma is like. My guess is the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

This woman just strikes me as your typical redneck. Really nothing to see here. Illegitimate children she never should have had, unnecessary promiscuity, clueless yet arrogant. None of that is anything new. I'd say it's the tall tales she likes to tell that really intrigues me. Who on Earth claims they're cousins to Britney Spears in all seriousness? I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of the exceptional few to get fired from Mcdonalds. Good Lord.
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Being country and trying to pass off Britney as a distant relative isn't that insane - the fact that Eninem is *also* her cousin is the kicker for me. I won't even get into the fake photos of Britney meet-and-greets that she says she's in that are obviously not her - that's just an extra speshal thing, but the fact that she claims to be related to and know two major celebrities really just jingles my jollies.

She just posts the most off the wall shit and even her own mother calls her out and she does it again a week later.

This bitch may be even more entertaining that the fatass that fucks the ghost of Dahmer.
 
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Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
She just posts the most off the wall shit and even her own mother calls her out and she does it again a week later.
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This is what gets me. Even when she's clearly caught in a lie, she still stands by it as her truth. She doesn't even try to justify her claims or bend them to fit the narrative; she just sticks with the same story without any modification.
 
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