DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGoutinator]

And the reason you're not recording this hilarity is because..?

I'm pretty sure when you record from the PS4 it doesn't always include the voices from the other players, I don't have a direct capture device. I could give it a shot though.

I'm sure there are a lot of people that could do a better job at it than I could. A video of random players reacting to Dave for the first time and thinking they're playing with him would definitely make for a great video. I encourage someone to do it.

 

[Meech]

I can't subject myself to his gloating in the video so can someone tell me if he is going back to uploading in 10 minute chunks on DSPGaming, or if he'll keep uploading the full streams?

 

[PieceofShet]

I can't subject myself to his gloating in the video so can someone tell me if he is going back to uploading in 10 minute chunks on DSPGaming, or if he'll keep uploading the full streams?

I think he said he is gonna upload the longer videos.

 

[Autistsforuganda]

Why should he celebrate? His partnership with Curse is still fucked as well as his chance to find a new genuine one, meaning that his income will be far less then it used to be.

In a few days, his "depression" will kick in again.

 

[Meech]

I think he said he is gonna upload the longer videos.

Well credit where its due, maybe you can teach an old pigroach new tricks.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I'm pretty sure when you record from the PS4 it doesn't always include the voices from the other players, I don't have a direct capture device. I could give it a shot though.

I'm sure there are a lot of people that could do a better job at it than I could. A video of random players reacting to Dave for the first time and thinking they're playing with him would definitely make for a great video. I encourage someone to do it.

Just point a camera at the screen. Capture cards are a gimmick doood ack ack ack

 

[grump]

It might be nice to see Gouty finally get his just desserts but given his inhuman luck we might have to start coming to terms with the very real possibility that he'll be able to do this till the day he goes to the big brown couch in the sky. Perhaps we can look forward to phil pwning himself in other ways than simply outright losing his business.

After a little thought, maybe we should start looking at phil in a different light. After all he really only victimizes stupid people. I've long been partial to the theory that many 'victims' in abusive relationships hold far more responsibility than society gives them by gravitating toward abusive figures. Many girls, and guys just look at phil's cult, actively wallow in and seek out abusive boyfriend/twitch idol after boyfriend/idol. They're no victims, they're getting precisely what they want. Far from being an evil, phil can be be seen as an obnoxious and barely sentient but necessary purveyor of a natural function like a dung beetle or grub. Punishing stupidity, giving masochists what they want...taking care of the shit of society so to speak as he obliviously blunders on through life in a gin haze.

Now thats not to say I'm asking people to give up. Continue to troll him and annoy him as he deserves to your heart's desire as you've always done. As long as you don't do something stupid like violence or giving him money to ban you before you can speak. Just because we don't expect anything out of it doesn't mean we can't have a little fun.

And one last thing, Dave since I know you're reading this. When all is said and done the only thing that matches your obscene fortune is your capacity to squander it in ingratitude. Despite having almost mystically good luck that has richly rewarded and carried you through what would have killed a normal person a thousand times over you're still one of the most miserable people I know. I don't ...really...hate you or...seriously...wish ill upon you. But despite everything you still have to live with yourself.

And that is a far worse punishment that I or any other detractor could ever devise.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Why should he celebrate? His partnership with Curse is still fucked as well as his chance to find a new genuine one, meaning that his income will be far less then it used to be.

In a few days, his "depression" will kick in again.

He’s celebrating because once again he proves that being a stubborn man child, dirtbag of a person pays off, same reason why he celebrates scamming kids everyday, because he gets away with it.

I think Tevin said it when he got his twitch ban, but dave is invincible, anyone that messes with him or gets in his way is bulldozed through out of sheer stubbornness. He may lose a few battles every now and then, but he’s still making stupid money.

The only thing that can beat dave is himself, fact is this dude still makes stupid money for what he does, but his unwillingness to downsize and actually live within his means is what will be his eventual undoing.

And that’s basically the only positive from this, he’s eventually gonna lose and either die early or just give up and kill himself, but I mean we’re all going to end up in the same place eventually, so what difference does that make.

I can speak for everyone, but I primarily watch this shit show waiting for him to either have to learn from his mistakes, or just crash and burn, and somehow he manages to avoid both and just whines and begs until things go his way or he gets an influx of money(which is what he’s whining and begging about anyway)

I guess it’s whatever though, may the circle of gout continue on

 

[Phalanx]

The thing with phil is that he will forever be a spineless piece of shit. His narrative is so stale and boring now and a lot of detractors are bored. The second detractors leave phil is the second of death he needs them we should leave him alone to perish

 

[JamFlowMan]

He’s celebrating because once again he proves that being a stubborn man child, dirtbag of a person pays off, same reason why he celebrates scamming kids everyday, because he gets away with it.

I think Tevin said it when he got his twitch ban, but dave is invincible, anyone that messes with him or gets in his way is bulldozed through out of sheer stubbornness. He may lose a few battles every now and then, but he’s still making stupid money.

The only thing that can beat dave is himself, fact is this dude still makes stupid money for what he does, but his unwillingness to downsize and actually live within his means is what will be his eventual undoing.

And that’s basically the only positive from this, he’s eventually gonna lose and either die early or just give up and kill himself, but I mean we’re all going to end up in the same place eventually, so what difference does that make.

I can speak for everyone, but I primarily watch this shit show waiting for him to either have to learn from his mistakes, or just crash and burn, and somehow he manages to avoid both and just whines and begs until things go his way or he gets an influx of money(which is what he’s whining and begging about anyway)

I guess it’s whatever though, may the circle of gout continue on

It is just like how he plays games. He just uses brute force until he gets through whatever obstacle was in his way. It would have been good stuff if he live streamed how much he badgered and groveled to the Adsense people until he got his way. These writers really have to stop recycling the same storyline over and over. Phil's in trouble, wait no he isn't, all well back to where we were at the start.

If it is any consolation we have the ability to walk away at anytime while Phil is stuck in a hellish circle fighting to keep a job he doesn't want.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

One of the few good things about Phil is that he is self-aware enough to realize that he would be a terrible parent (he claims he wouldn't be able to afford it financially, but the reality is that he's incapable of actually caring for another human being) and doesn't want to have kids. Even better is that he's an only child so he's a genetic dead end. Just be happy he's not going to continue contaminating the planet once he's passed on.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I don't get it. What loophole did he exploit this time? I don't understand how this guy can flout the rules, GTAB, explain in the appeal exactly how he flouted the rules, then get unbanned. It's not even like he's a big influential name, either. It's not like he's Roman Polanski who gets away with being a dirtbag because he's an influential artist. It's not like he's Pewdiepie who's the biggest name on Youtube. He's like a lower-mid-tier Twitch streamer who's the laughing stock of the internet. He's not a big deal.

It's times like this I kind of understand why people a-log Phil so much. It's like you're watching the smug school bully pick on toddlers all day, and then you think he's finally going to get detention, but at the end of the day he just walks out and nothing happens to him.

 

[OneDaySon]

RIP to KOgaming, used for money then thrown to the side.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Well credit where its due, maybe you can teach an old pigroach new tricks.

He'd be a liar otherwise:

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

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"I wonder if Phil has ever been horse riding"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I don't get it. What loophole did he exploit this time? I don't understand how this guy can flout the rules, GTAB, explain in the appeal exactly how he flouted the rules, then get unbanned. It's not even like he's a big influential name, either. It's not like he's Roman Polanski who gets away with being a dirtbag because he's an influential artist. It's not like he's Pewdiepie who's the biggest name on Youtube. He's like a lower-mid-tier Twitch streamer who's the laughing stock of the internet. He's not a big deal.

It's times like this I kind of understand why people a-log Phil so much. It's like you're watching the smug school bully pick on toddlers all day, and then you think he's finally going to get detention, but at the end of the day he just walks out and nothing happens to him.

It’s not only that, it’s just the fact that he’s such a negative piece of shit person towards everyone who ends up giving him special treatment that really grinds my gears, dude has done nothing but shit on YouTube/google for the last two weeks, and they directly reward his behavior by letting him make more money off their site

He can’t just get his way, he’s gotta make the world look like his bitch while he does it, thanks for the money dummies

 

[Wing Zero]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeTXT/status/1027131051536211972

The Pigroach luck is strong today I see...

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Welp looks like TxT got hit with that indefinite suspension on twitch. Never watched the guys twitch but I doubt he got out of hand saying anything about dave, this shit is honeslty wild, daves fans are on witch hunts right now and twitch is just going along with it.

But remember dave can call people homos and fags and directly insult people and not properly control his racist ass chat of mental children.

But muppet emotes and people saying dave begs for money is a ban baby

Edit: they got bhil as well lmao, this shit is wild, who’s dick is dave sucking at twitch these days

 

[Near]

That's a lot to add on the evergrowing list of Phil Burnell's victims

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Jesus. This feels like that part in every film ever where the good guys are surrounded, all the sidekicks are dead, and there's no hope. Except somehow I don't think Gandalf will ride in on a white horse to save the day.

Welp looks like TxT got hit with that indefinite suspension on twitch. Never watched the guys twitch but I doubt he got out of hand saying anything about dave, this shit is honeslty wild, daves fans are on witch hunts right now and twitch is just going along with it.

But remember dave can call people homos and fags and directly insult people and not properly control his racist ass chat of mental children.

But muppet emotes and people saying dave begs for money is a ban baby

Edit: they got bhil as well lmao, this shit is wild, who’s dick is dave sucking at twitch these days

Saying you want to pimp slap an 11 year old girl and calling her a bitch:
Calling the guy who says those things about an 11 year old a pussy for doing it: