MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

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He just wanted to play with some rocks.
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the autist of dojima said:
O shit i missed this train wreck
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
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Matt had to out himself unequivocally as a lying sack of shit after lying for a straight hour.
It's not something you get a quick rundown for though, you should really go back and watch it.
 
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Marchesa_ofthe_Vast said:
Matt had to out himself unequivocally as a lying sack of shit after lying for a straight hour.
It's not something you get a quick rundown for though, you should really go back and watch it.
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It's honestly great. They slowly set traps for him and once Zidan posts the screen share link the breakdown begins. Really worth a watch.
 
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Matt was fucking painfully hilarious to mock throughout this whole ordeal, but I'm gonna stroke the rageboners a bit and point this out for the people who want to hear it.


Matt kept on saying how he wasn't in the right headspace and that he was becoming someone he wasn't...no Matt.

This false-reporting, cowardly, weasely fucking cunt IS you. Nobody is a worse person on PURPOSE in public you fucking lying hack. This apologetic behavior is the smokescreen; behind close doors you made the consious descision to be this slimey little shit for YEARS. And towards people you wanted to like you, no less.

You aren't sympathetic, you're just an asshole and no one thinks you're accidentally misbehaving. Fuck off.
 
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the autist of dojima said:
O shit i missed this train wreck
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
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Metokur came back from the hospital, noticed here on the farms a 6-year old video Mundane Matt made using a polar bear puppet making nigger jokes, and tweeted it out. Mundane Matt deleted the video immediately.
Ethan Ralph starts up his usual Killstream, plays the copy of the video, and the stream is IMMEDIATELY shut down. The Killstream is set up on a different channel. Everyone assumes that Matt struck it down.
Matt comes on to smugly defend himself. He claims that he was too busy picking up boulders to have done the strike.
Jim's evidence is that many people critical of Matt, especially the maker of the Soyless Matt show Dame Pesos, gets struck down all the time. Matt, who originally claimed he had no idea who Dame is, admits that he knows him but swears he dindu nuffin. This goes on for an hour.
Keemstar comes on and off yelling at Matt.
Zidan, Ralph's co-hosts, dares Matt to show his report history. Matt replies with silence, while other people are able to share their screen in seconds. After about 10 minutes Matt finally screenshares, show he has flagged Dame Pesos, Andy Warski, Tonka Saw and failure, proving that he's a big fat liar.
The next hour Matt cries that he has been in a "bad headspace," trying to excuse his actions. James Allsup tries to prevent a suicide, Keemstar keeps telling him that his career is done.
Matt slinks off to "re-calibrate his channel."
 
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