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...aaaand not a single goddamn person is buying it, to the shock of absolutely no one. Including...
MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms
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...aaaand not a single goddamn person is buying it, to the shock of absolutely no one. Including...
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Seconded. Go back and watch it from the beginning it is glorious.
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This wouldn't have happened if you turned off that pesky adblock.
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He's been upset a lot about the "likes" on his videos. Like the one he did the other day on Info Wars that got down voted to hell and back.
Matt is crazy thirsty for them "likes" and when he's not getting ass pats he starts tantruming like a two year old. Bitch needs to find his scrote and man up!
Matt is crazy thirsty for them "likes" and when he's not getting ass pats he starts tantruming like a two year old. Bitch needs to find his scrote and man up!
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Holy shit, i'm gone five minutes and jim comes back, and brings this with him.
Thank god, i was getting bored.
Thank god, i was getting bored.
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Matt started with some promise when it came to GG coverage, but as things built up he became irrelevant - and in response, he started pitching further and further into idiocy. By the time GG wrapped up in 2015, he already had a reputation - amongst GG supporters, mind you - as a sensationalizing moron, no better than who he criticized. A sort of Youtubing Homer, if you will. He was, in truth, always like this, of course.
Color me wholly unsurprised he turned into this much of a laughable failure. Wasn't expecting the hilarious suicide threat barrage though.
Color me wholly unsurprised he turned into this much of a laughable failure. Wasn't expecting the hilarious suicide threat barrage though.
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A fat slob with no social skills and thinks talking to a webcam all day is a viable "career" is a two-faced man-child? Color me shocked!
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Suicide baiters should be involuntarily committed.
Especially under circumstances like this.
I am not exactly stating this out of concern for his well being. It is just how those empty threats were pretty pathetic. If he wants to enter that territory, well, he should learn that saying those things in front of the wrong people has consequences. And saying those things on social media when they are empty threats to try to salvage his own reputation is especially exceptional.
Especially under circumstances like this.
I am not exactly stating this out of concern for his well being. It is just how those empty threats were pretty pathetic. If he wants to enter that territory, well, he should learn that saying those things in front of the wrong people has consequences. And saying those things on social media when they are empty threats to try to salvage his own reputation is especially exceptional.
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Fuck him, he put himself between the sword and the wall, if he wants to genuinely kill himself then let him do it, his suicide threats are just a bluff, hes not gonna do shit
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I agree. But all I am saying is that if he wants to play around with suicide baiting, he should not be let off the hook just because he is bluffing. Any psychiatrist who hears that would have to involuntarily commit him, even if he strongly suspects it is a bluff.
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The only useful thing about Matt is that he tends to cover shit happening online before anyone else... but his delivery of the "news" is just so fuckin annoying that you have to just skip into the middle, hit pause and then read the article on the screen yourself without his "mundane reading" and "mundane opinions" on it.
His channel would be so much better if he just shut the fuck up and read the God damn "news" straight off. Or just the headlines. Let more competent/funny/interesting people add commentary and critique, cause his shit is just... like an intellectual stroke.
He's like that annoying, whiny little fuckup who always got picked on in school. You know the one, the fat little turd burglar always creamin his pants over some nerdy shit and never knew when to shut up about it because he was all socially awkward. That's Mundane Matt... except he never grew out of that spaz routine and now he's an adult sized, fat, grubby, belly achin, butt cuck on YouTube having a cry over a lack of "likes" and all his lying horseshit.
Dude is so addicted to the dopamine dribbles he emotionally freaks the fuck out when he's not getting his "fix" and then starts lashing out with reports.
He's the worst kind of emotional fuckup too, because he tries to hide it and bottle it up and pass it off like it's no big deal, even though it's so plainly obvious he's just seething inside with hatred... probably takes it out on his wife too.
Probably too much of a little bitch to physically abuse her, but you just know he's emotionally abusing that bitch every chance he gets.
INB4 Mundane Fatt divorce video.
His channel would be so much better if he just shut the fuck up and read the God damn "news" straight off. Or just the headlines. Let more competent/funny/interesting people add commentary and critique, cause his shit is just... like an intellectual stroke.
He's like that annoying, whiny little fuckup who always got picked on in school. You know the one, the fat little turd burglar always creamin his pants over some nerdy shit and never knew when to shut up about it because he was all socially awkward. That's Mundane Matt... except he never grew out of that spaz routine and now he's an adult sized, fat, grubby, belly achin, butt cuck on YouTube having a cry over a lack of "likes" and all his lying horseshit.
Dude is so addicted to the dopamine dribbles he emotionally freaks the fuck out when he's not getting his "fix" and then starts lashing out with reports.
He's the worst kind of emotional fuckup too, because he tries to hide it and bottle it up and pass it off like it's no big deal, even though it's so plainly obvious he's just seething inside with hatred... probably takes it out on his wife too.
Probably too much of a little bitch to physically abuse her, but you just know he's emotionally abusing that bitch every chance he gets.
INB4 Mundane Fatt divorce video.
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Fatt Jimbo knows that won't happen when you do it on youtube, instead he'll gain white knights who will defend him because they fear he'll off himself if people are too mean to him.
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HAHAHA Dick is keeping up with the news, he just uploaded this Dick Show clip.
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If he kills himself I call dibs on his microphone and camera! We should start auctioning off all his worldly possessions now, before he offs himself... the money that's raised can go towards his wife's son. Like some kind of college savings fund. : D
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It was already dead.
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More like undead.
Like a zombie can shamble along like a living person, but it's not alive. This was akin to someone finally putting a bullet through the zombie's head.
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Matt I'd start applying to the local gas station if I were you gotta support your girlfriend's boyfriend's child somehow
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Matt's uploading style is looking a lot like Dave's. Just like how reporting people like a little bitch is just like Dave.