Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[UrFavePoet]

I honestly feel like her new editing and overly exuberant personality as of late might have to do with whatever TV show is interested in her. They probably wont show any interest in her unless she acts like a wild YT celebrity otherwise why would any reality series be interested in her? She doesn't average enough views to garner her own show that's for sure. 50k views aint shit.

she’s trying to act/edit/talk like bigger youtubers. the editing is moving towards Emma Chamberlain territory, the way she talks about beauty products and purses is like any beauty youtuber, and the singing is just...weird. she’s also trying to reclaim the magic of the Golden Era of AL...but she can never get Destiny back so that’s not working.

 

[497]

I was googling to see if I could find anything listed for casting calls in Kentucky .. one popped out at me .. Fried Food Masters ... they are looking for eaters or chefs of fried foods .. check out the description of what they are looking for:

"What They Are Looking For

Do you love chowing down on fried chicken or ending a meal with a humongous fried dessert? Are you a chef who specializes in the CRAZIEST fried food in your area? Are you a HUGE PERSONALITY who has never listened to the “don’t play with your food!” rule?"

Open to people from anywhere in the United States

Hmmmmm ... she fits it!

That really does fit and the way she's been "acting" in recent videos. And the Walmart type commercial she did in last video seems like she's trying to be a personality a show is looking for. Whatever show it is I still can't imagine AL walking into any interview with those holey pants and being seen as a professional or taken seriously.

I can also see why AL wouldn't say what it's for. Any supporters she has left will turn to haters knowing she's going on an eating show yet she's stringing along about following weight loss plans, WW, going to the doctor, therapist,etc...she'd probably gain 100 pounds and her youtube channel could never be a weight loss channel again. Would a show like that pay more than her $10k a month? Would they pay more than my 600 pound life?

If this casting call crap gets brushed under the rug with the most "oh I wasn't accepted" and she never says what it was for then we can all assume it was for an eating show.

 

[Xenomorph]

AL is doing what she did when Dusty and her were having problems. She is putting on makeup and dressing a little better and acting chipper. Honestly, this is what happens before a relationship with her is ending or ends, she is sprucing up to look for another bull dyke to move in with we have seen this before. Trust us, we know

 

[Twinkie]

I agree that's what she's doing. However, Amber is like 100 pounds heavier this time. I'm not sure she could pull anyone at this point (other than a fetishist) especially since she is including full body shots lately.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I got bored and looked at casting calls too.

Plus size females and big & tall males needed for original television programming for DeyJay Plus Size and Big & Tall's new television network, ThickTV. ThickTV will feature the very best programming that focuses on real issues for plus size girls and big & tall guys.

We are looking for guys and girls who can pull off the following looks:
Parents
Business People
Athletes
Ballers
Fitness
Medical Staff Military
Law Enforcement
Cowboys and Cowgirls
Cheerleaders
Dancers
Singers
News Reporters
College Students
Partygoers
Hipsters
High School Students
Douchebags
Bikers
Tattoos
Gay and Lesbian
Must be at least 18 and very reliable. Gas stipend provided for qualified candidates. $200 per assignment.

ETA: This one makes the most sense to me. She's a douchebag and a lesbian.

 

[Long time lurker]

Must be at least 18 and very reliable. Gas stipend provided for qualified candidates. $200 per assignment.

The whole casting call is ludicrous, but I still don't think Amber did any audition.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

The whole casting call is ludicrous, but I still don't think Amber did any audition.

The concept is doomed from the start, forget the problematic casting call which I'm sure Amber would read and go "oh my god that is so ME!" Who would tune into this channel other than fetishists and other fatties?

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

Honestly, this is what happens before a relationship with her is ending or ends, she is sprucing up to look for another bull dyke to move in with we have seen this before

How will she find a more pasty, amorphous, mannish, jawless girlfriend? That certainly has been the progression of her paramours over time.

 

[Xenomorph]

How will she find a more pasty, amorphous, mannish, jawless girlfriend? That certainly has been the progression of her paramours over time.

Well, we went from a Sloth to a Thumb. So we are back to animal. How about a blobfish?

 

[EH 110]

AL is doing what she did when Dusty and her were having problems. She is putting on makeup and dressing a little better and acting chipper. Honestly, this is what happens before a relationship with her is ending or ends, she is sprucing up to look for another bull dyke to move in with we have seen this before. Trust us, we know

Their biggest problem seems to be that Amber doesn't want to live in Kentucky and Becky refuses to leave. I had high hopes for Becky in the beginning, thinking she wouldn't put up with Amber's crap. Amber wouldn't film Becky before she moved in because "Becky doesn't want to be filmed" and "Becky wants to take things slow." What a huge disappointment this relationship has been.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If she is in the running for a TV show, it was stupid of her not to upload today. It only makes her seem flighty and undependable. She can't call in sick to a shoot when the rest of the cast and crew is waiting.

 

[CindyChafe]

Not so attached that she won't risk crushing that poor little bugger to death in his taco blanket.

And then in the next Beanboozled challenge, Becky will ask Amber to name her nephew that she 100% did not crush to death from recklessly co-sleeping. And Amber will be like... “Beeeee-keeeey-uh, you know I’m no good with naaaaay-muhzz. What’s my fave thing to eat at Cheesecake Factory?!?!”

 

[Xenomorph]

If she is in the running for a TV show, it was stupid of her not to upload today. It only makes her seem flighty and undependable. She can't call in sick to a shoot when the rest of the cast and crew is waiting.

Imagine she's being catfished...like, someone is pretending to be a casting director.

 

[sperginity]

Stop looking at casting calls, she said the show called her. It happens to people with social media presence.

 

[London Raine]

My blood just boils when I see Amber open a tin of veggies. Why can't she buy fresh? A bit of fresh carrots, cauliflower, and snap peas is just delicious steamed - with a pat of butter. As a general rule, it's best to keep cooking time, temperature and the amount of liquid to a minimum. That's why steaming is one of the best ways to cook most vegetables. Yet she throws her nasty canned beans in a pot of boiling water. Dam, I wish she would learn how to cook.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

How will she find a more pasty, amorphous, mannish, jawless girlfriend? That certainly has been the progression of her paramours over time.

Well, any new beau of Amber's wouldn't have to start out like that, she would just need the raw materials to be shaped into it over time by living the Amber lifestyle.

I'd be more worried that she'd find somebody who somehow had less going on intellectually than Thumbtanic. Imagine Necky's mother describing her daughter to somebody:

"Oh yes, she loves colouring-in and those games where you replace the vowels in your name with 'uba' to make up a pig-latinish pseudolanguage"
"No, she isn't in year 5, why would you think that?"

If there is to be a replacement though, I might no longer get a daily triggering from seeing a grown woman wear a teenage boy's baseball cap, backwards, indoors, for no discernible reason. Necky's hats make me palpably angry.

 

[sis no]

My blood just boils when I see AOpen a tin of veggies. Why can't she buy fresh? A bit of fresh carrots, cauliflower, and snap peas is just delicious steamed - with a pat of butter. As a general rule, it's best to keep cooking time, temperature and the amount of liquid to a minimum. That's why steaming is one of the best ways to cook most vegetables. Yet she throws her nasty canned beans in a pot of boiling water. Dam, I wish she would learn how to cook.

She legitimately believes that canned and frozen veggies have more nutrients than fresh. For some reason.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

My blood just boils when I see AOpen a tin of veggies. Why can't she buy fresh? A bit of fresh carrots, cauliflower, and snap peas is just delicious steamed - with a pat of butter. As a general rule, it's best to keep cooking time, temperature and the amount of liquid to a minimum. That's why steaming is one of the best ways to cook most vegetables. Yet she throws her nasty canned beans in a pot of boiling water. Dam, I wish she would learn how to cook.

She has said she feels fresh produce is overhandled. She doesn't explain what she means by that though. My theory is she has no idea how to prepare fresh foods. All we see her do is dump something in a cooking vessel and season with the same flavors. She buys marinated meats but could totally do that on her own too. Every short cut item in the store, targeted towards busy families, ends up in her cart.

Not sure if really matters since she ends up with the same slop, no matter what she start out with. She has time to learn how to recreate her favorite restaurant dishes too. That would be an interesting series to film for YT as well. I'm not optimistic on that as it would require some effort on her part.

 

[EH 110]

She has said she feels fresh produce is overhandled. She doesn't explain what she means by that though.

Sounds like she's too lazy to wash her veggies. She and Becky are also too lazy to do laundry and make the bed, which is why the bed doesn't have sheets and the pillows don't have pillowcases. People who work all day find time to do those things, but not Big Amber.

 

[smallmilk]

Are we getting a video today?

Idk when she uploads exactly