DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[runsngoses2]

Phil's top fucking cheerer cheers a dollar to him and Phil just completely blows him off. Even the deepest and most corrupted paypigs take abuse

 

[ZehnBoat]

lol Phil defending James Gun and, of course, equating it to himself. "Back then, the things I said and did was funny."

pandalee was not a minor, that is all

 

[FalsePositive]

This is going to sound masochistic but everyone needs to start watching DSP on 0.25x speed.

 

[runsngoses2]

This is going to sound masochistic but everyone needs to start watching DSP on 0.25x speed.

You literally ruined my life by showing me this lol

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

This is going to sound masochistic but everyone needs to start watching DSP on 0.25x speed.

We usually stick with half speed. Try watching his old ramen DSP Tries It on half speed, it's amazing.

 

[Haunter]

To be fair, it's almost impossible to get axed from Twitch unless you really fuck up visibly. Cosmo got like 14 chances and only got banned permanently for streaming porn.

Tevin, TXT, and Bhil Phurnell all got the axe within the last couple weeks for "harassment".

Cosmo being trans prolly gets him more leeway most, and I'm guessing he has a bank of supporters to draw cash from like Phil does, making Cosmo valuable to Twitch for the same reason.

(Also, Cosmo seems to have gotten himself banned on purpose):

He says:
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Right around the time the traps were posted. No idea what the first two are about but maybe he's trying to get banned on purpose? Playing up the victim complex? Who knows.
When he shows more pictures, at 32:40, he posts this in chat
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So yeah, probably trying to get banned.

Self banned from twitch for the reason of IDKLOL

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil's jokes are almost as bad as his play. Speaking of which, he is at the point in the story where he actually hs to play an actual game against the Patriots. The rest of the game, the computer seems to let you off easy. The Patriots are up his ass and every time he throws an interception or turns it over he has to do it again.

Edit: I'm pretty sure he is playing on the lowest difficulty. His players keep dropping the ball and now he's pissed.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Phil's jokes are almost as bad as his play. Speaking of which, he is at the point in the story where he actually hs to play an actual game against the Patriots. The rest of the game, the computer seems to let you off easy. The Patriots are up his ass and every time he throws an interception or turns it over he has to do it again.

Edit: I'm pretty sure he is playing on the lowest difficulty. His players keep dropping the ball and now he's pissed.

Of course, every time he throws an interception, it's the game that glitched and threw it to the wrong player. Never. Phil's. Fault. I can't tell if egomaniac or narcissist better describes him.

 

[Haunter]

2 random minutes with DSP: Madden NFL 19

"Dumbass fuck'n game!" Enter to hear Coach Phil in a rage, berating his boys for their ball handling technique. "First down...he dropped the ball! He dropped the ball!", "they drop the ball every fucking play!" (he repeats this again, slower.)

Phil presses 'X' to be answered by his player ("Huh!") throwing the ball "to the wrong guy"

Dudefrozen is, who's given Phil at least 1000 bits, is arguing with PsuedonymousGamer (who at least seems to be respectful) about Phil's respect for his fans

I don't know anything about football, and I don't know what Phil's trying to do in the game. terranfirma's message helpfully sums things up

Phil throws his hands in the air, throws himself back into his love-seat, and promises "more shitty ass Longshot Mode" after he returns from his break.

 

[Mannlicher]

Of course, every time he throws an interception, it's the game that glitched and threw it to the wrong player. Never. Phil's. Fault. I can't tell if egomaniac or narcissist better describes him.

Phil acts as if the entire universe is conspiring against him. If he got sunburned one day, I wouldn't put it past him to think that the Sun is a detractor and wants to fuck with him.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

I don't know anything about football, and I don't know what Phil's trying to do in the game. terranfirma's message helpfully sums things up

Phil has no patience. Sometimes you have to wait and let the play develop. Just now there was a play where the RB runs a curl route. He runs about 3 yards and then turns around and the ball should be there for him to catch as soon as he turned around. Phil passes the ball as soon as he passes the line of scrimmage and then bitches that "his eyes were closed." Didn't give him a chance to finish his route. Also Phil believes that a person running laterally across the field should be able to turn on a dime and run up field on a dime.

He's complaining about the game being shit. He's been doing this same scenario for a little more than an hour now, can't even score, and this game actually has checkpoints in the story mode thing. He says the game sucks because they keep dropping the ball but it's because he is probably on the lowest difficulty level and that affects ALL of the AI players. Oh yeah, and his eyesight is horrible.

This is fucking hilarious, he's going to ragequit I think.

Edit: He just scored but now he has to do it again lol "Man this game sucks."

 

[OneDaySon]

More materials for thesecretlifeofdsp retweet clips?

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See its stuff like this that I was referring to way back about people on twitter bothering Twitch support so much that when Phil does fuck up they don't believe anyone so its how he stays around. Its more detrimental than anything. Cause its not only helping DSP stick around because now they're just gonna assume all tweets like this are bogus, but when detractors get flagged for harrassment, they're gonna believe it and take it seriously because they've been equally bothered by these random dudes constantly saying stuff like this.

Its never gonna work.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil acts as if the entire universe is conspiring against him. If he got sunburned one day, I wouldn't put it past him to think that the Sun is a detractor and wants to fuck with him.

don't insult caligula like that

Also Phil believes that a person running laterally across the field should be able to turn on a dime and run up field on a dime.

dear god, i hope phil doesn't catch wind of this sentence or he'll bitch about how he was a 5 star track and field athlete when he was younger and he could turn instantly while running

 

[actually]

...Holy shit. Stopped in for a few minutes, and Phil is at this crossroads of "absolute shit at the game" and "doesn't care enough to try and get better". He's blaming the game for everything while throwing passes into triple coverage and shit. It's not even funny how bad he is at this. And of course he's trying to act like he knows stuff about football when it's clear he doesn't know shit.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil started a my player season. Player name "Drake Usedninja" Very mature adult.

 

[Draza]

Phil started a my player season. Player name "Drake Usedninja" Very mature adult.

Still a salty bitch, haha.

 

[Mannlicher]

...Holy shit. Stopped in for a few minutes, and Phil is at this crossroads of "absolute shit at the game" and "doesn't care enough to try and get better". He's blaming the game for everything while throwing passes into triple coverage and shit. It's not even funny how bad he is at this. And of course he's trying to act like he knows stuff about football when it's clear he doesn't know shit.

Sans deflecting blame, Dave's playstyle is the male equivalent of a titty streamer that's equally as clueless about vidya as she is about football.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So did his cult memebers even blink when he said he won’t announce sponsored streams because detractors will contact the devs and ruin it? He literally told his fans the tank game fell through because of a glitch...do these people have blood pumpin in them or are they just sacks of bits at this point...

Real talk though dood, I hope the detractors have enough mental fortitude to not inflate his numbers during that sponsored stream

 

[James Smith]

So did his cult memebers even blink when he said he won’t announce sponsored streams because detractors will contact the devs and ruin it? He literally told his fans the tank game fell through because of a glitch...do these people have blood pumpin in them or are they just sacks of bits at this point...

Someone did contact that company and ask if DSP got a key from them and was later dropped. No reply in this case sure seems like a "Yes." Zero reason not to say "No."

"Do you want a shitty ending that you turbo through or do you want a good ending that you really suffer to get to?"
This.
This is Dave's entire life summed up in one question.
He wants to turbo through and get the good ending.

 

[Dragoonism]

Took a look at the KoH forum and found some "nuggets of gold" there! (Dont know if any have been posted before!)

I dont know if they have become LTG fans on the forum or not...


And we all know who shows up in the end!


Only to be called out.


Though after this post ThatDogGuy stopped posting in the thread.

On the subject if you support Dave or not?


Now his fans are going to flood Reddit and write the "truth" about him there!