Jack Thatcher / Paula Wilkinson / Jitterbugjive / Balddumborat - Try-hard edgelord Brony, and pedo-apologist-tranny snowflake

[Rosechuspickle]

Now see, I would argue that even that would be fine by itself. People have invasive thoughts all the time that they're horrified by. Perfectly healthy, nonviolent people can still have little private fantasies of knocking their boss into traffic."Here's my character, Chunklefuck Badman. He's a monster based on a nightmare I keep having and I despise him and so should you" doesn't mean that you're actually a twisted person.

The difference is that the correct response to that question was "For the love of all that's holy, don't date Candy Smiles." And that the correct response to "a brony was arrested for actual goddamn child porn" is not fucking this.

http://archive.is/BaB8M

Jfc, this guy's kneejerk reaction was to defend the convicted pedo before reading the article.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

http://the-character-lounge.tumblr.com/tagged/doccuddles/chrono/page/2

Stumbled upon another SO EDGAAAAYYYY!!!!111!! character of his. It's no wonder he's dying softly and slowly on his own accord. Sure, the super edgy and dark deal can be attractive or compelling at first but Jitters is obviously a one trick pony.

His characters are all so shallow and babyish. Even when they're as edgy as possible, it gets boring and repetitive real fast.

 

[Kaabi]

http://the-character-lounge.tumblr.com/tagged/doccuddles/chrono/page/2

Stumbled upon another SO EDGAAAAYYYY!!!!111!! character of his. It's no wonder he's dying softly and slowly on his own accord. Sure, the super edgy and dark deal can be attractive or compelling at first but Jitters is obviously a one trick pony.

His characters are all so shallow and babyish. Even when they're as edgy as possible, it gets boring and repetitive real fast.

Their art style has not changed since the last time i saw it. Pony style still looks the same and edgy, just like i remembered.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

Their art style has not changed since the last time i saw it. Pony style still looks the same and edgy, just like i remembered.

Yeah, his art has really stagnated for the longest time. He has potential, but he's wasted it on investing so much time, energy and practice on ponies which are really not the best way to gain skill or versatility. His recent attempts at drawing more human characters are pretty cringey and awkward as all fuck.

http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/search/my+magic+grandpa

^ He's currently working on some dumb bullshit Rick and Morty rip off which is bringing me quite a few lulz. Not only is the art awkward and janky, but just the concept is extremely half assed and lazy. I don't even see the point in bothering with this when there's already a show around this premise that does it a million times better. His writing is too obnoxious and unsubtle to make anything good or interesting out of this.

 

[Kaabi]

Yeah, his art has really stagnated for the longest time. He has potential, but he's wasted it on investing so much time, energy and practice on ponies which are really not the best way to gain skill or versatility. His recent attempts at drawing more human characters are pretty cringey and awkward as all fuck.

http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/search/my+magic+grandpa

^ He's currently working on some dumb bullshit Rick and Morty rip off which is bringing me quite a few lulz. Not only is the art awkward and janky, but just the concept is extremely half assed and lazy. I don't even see the point in bothering with this when there's already a show around this premise that does it a million times better. His writing is too obnoxious and unsubtle to make anything good or interesting out of this.

His humans are just... ehh. They're not appealing or even that interesting. It just looks like... typical tumblr human art style to me that EVERYONE tries to attempt. I remember he used to get a HUGE amount of notes for anything pony related. Scrolling through his art tag, he gets average 40-50 notes, including some pony commissions. But hey, popularity never lasts forever.

 

[Rosechuspickle]

So Jack has a tendency to make his pony characters into 'real' characters and for his Rick and Morty ripoff he just made a new addition...

His child prostitute character, Spinel! Because that's what whimsical adventures need!

What is it with this guy and his fascination with child prostitutes? Ugh.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

This is a few days old, but I forgot to post it.

Jitters runs his mouth about a terrible character trope, completely unaware that his most popular blog is propped up by the very same archetype. He loves to go on these rants because he's such a genius and needs everyone to know how observant and superior he is.

If you don't read his content, basically, the Doctor character in "Lovestruck Derpy" is this very thing, except male instead of female. A super bland and vague nice guy who all the girls clamor over to get to dat dick. Whenever Derpy is asked why she's so infatuated with him, she always gives a vague non-answer such as "Because he's da most wonderful pony in da world, deal with it bitch."

Good going, Jitters. Your lack of self awareness and hypocrisy are a delight to anyone with a brain.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

Been awhile since this thread's seen any action, so I'll recap what's been going on with our tranny prince.

While he won't admit home tension for the life of him, it appears that Jestre and Ensy (his roommates) have gotten sick of adulting and are running home to momma while he sits on his ass and bitches about the lack of interest in his originul stories all day - That leaves him stuck alone with Sin, the only cow who hasn't wizened up to the fact that she's enabling a lazy art cow.

Sin has gotten a job to help pick up the slack, because she's finally realized that she will never be able to get by in life drawing sparkle ponies, so good on her. Shame that Jitters won't pull his own weight. He can't get a real job until he gets his tranny surgery, yew gais!

I decided to pop in with an update on his recent shenanigans, namely because of this revolting post he put up regarding the passing of his father. Stay classy, Jitters.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Why are all these old threads being rebumped?

 

[Rosechuspickle]

Why are all these old threads being rebumped?

You bumped it just now.

 

[Uncle Warren]

You bumped it just now.

So did you.

Fuck.

 

[mrdk_04]

Hot damn, this thread takes me back.

I used to be a ponyfag as well as a DWtard and am familiar with Discord Whooves.
Glad this fucker has an ED article and thread here.

@PatrickzGoneWild , has he ever finished Whooves?
I remember him having an endgame for the character, this was late 2015.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

Hot damn, this thread takes me back.

I used to be a ponyfag as well as a DWtard and am familiar with Discord Whooves.
Glad this fucker has an ED article and thread here.

@PatrickzGoneWild , has he ever finished Whooves?
I remember him having an endgame for the character, this was late 2015.

Awe man, you were a fan of his at some point? Poor you, lol. One of the things that caught my attention about him in the first place was the fact that he's so shameless about shitting on and manipulating his fans for an asspat fix, lol. Is that something you dealt with a lot while following him?

Anyway, I was never a follower for his story/blog content, so I don't pay much attention to it. I believe he said that Discorded Whooves will be wrapping up within the next year or so. He has similar intentions for Lovestruck Derpy (I guess there was this "epic" reveal that DW is the prequel/sequel to LD? Idfk, he was smug as fuck about it despite being hysterically amateurish to reveal that so damn late in the game) because he wants to focus more of his "talent" on his "original" projects, which are as follows.

My Magic Grandpa, the Rick and Morty/Gravity Falls rip off, he's redoing "Bedeviled Derpy" in the form of "Bedeviled Dotty" which is the same rapey shitfest he was doing before, but with rabbits instead of MLP ponies, and now, he just recently added ANOTHER "original" anthro bunny story, this one almost fucking identical to the first, except about a male horny stalker protag instead of a female.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head to catch you up to speed. For some fucking reason, he's a complete stuck record on his stories and can't seem to get out of the pathetic loop of writing vapid bullshit about creepy stalkers who thirst for bland cock but are too TEEHEE SHY!!! to just act like adults about it, lol. But don't you dare tell him his stories aren't original and amazeballs, because he has giant tantrums whenever anything he does is questioned or criticized - I sorta wish people questioned his work more often for that reason, lmao.

 

[mrdk_04]

Awe man, you were a fan of his at some point? Poor you, lol. One of the things that caught my attention about him in the first place was the fact that he's so shameless about shitting on and manipulating his fans for an asspat fix, lol. Is that something you dealt with a lot while following him?

Anyway, I was never a follower for his story/blog content, so I don't pay much attention to it. I believe he said that Discorded Whooves will be wrapping up within the next year or so. He has similar intentions for Lovestruck Derpy (I guess there was this "epic" reveal that DW is the prequel/sequel to LD? Idfk, he was smug as fuck about it despite being hysterically amateurish to reveal that so damn late in the game) because he wants to focus more of his "talent" on his "original" projects, which are as follows.

My Magic Grandpa, the Rick and Morty/Gravity Falls rip off, he's redoing "Bedeviled Derpy" in the form of "Bedeviled Dotty" which is the same rapey shitfest he was doing before, but with rabbits instead of MLP ponies, and now, he just recently added ANOTHER "original" anthro bunny story, this one almost fucking identical to the first, except about a male horny stalker protag instead of a female.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head to catch you up to speed. For some fucking reason, he's a complete stuck record on his stories and can't seem to get out of the pathetic loop of writing vapid bullshit about creepy stalkers who thirst for bland cock but are too TEEHEE SHY!!! to just act like adults about it, lol. But don't you dare tell him his stories aren't original and amazeballs, because he has giant tantrums whenever anything he does is questioned or criticized - I sorta wish people questioned his work more often for that reason, lmao.

Thanks for the heads up, man.
I assume you are aware of this, but Whooves would often have crossovers with other edgy and dark blogs (Little Miss Rarity) and a lot of effort was put into creating backstories and context for all the characters.
As shitty as the writing may be, these nerds tended to go all out with creating their universes on their Tumblr-ask blogs.

I was a fan of his during the time when he seperated from his mother and started hopping from place to place.
He would often get questions from concerned fans (mostly about mental illness and psychology) and would post actual evidence of his current status (pictures, mp3s).
Most of the time he just complained about life in general, something which increased exponentially once he moved out of his parent's house, this dude had over 1000s of pages on his main tumblr account in 2015,
I imagine it's only grown in the meantime.

Six months later I snapped out of my autistic phase and left MLP behind (for the most part).
As it stands, I still have an account on Fimfiction.net, and am tracking some stories.
Everything else I don't keep up with anymore.
The only good things that came out of the fandom would be some fanfiction and multiple animations.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

Thanks for the heads up, man.
I assume you are aware of this, but Whooves would often have crossovers with other edgy and dark blogs (Little Miss Rarity) and a lot of effort was put into creating backstories and context for all the characters.
As shitty as the writing may be, these nerds tended to go all out with creating their universes on their Tumblr-ask blogs.

I was a fan of his during the time when he seperated from his mother and started hopping from place to place.
He would often get questions from concerned fans (mostly about mental illness and psychology) and would post actual evidence of his current status (pictures, mp3s).
Most of the time he just complained about life in general, something which increased exponentially once he moved out of his parent's house, this dude had over 1000s of pages on his main tumblr account in 2015,
I imagine it's only grown in the meantime.

Six months later I snapped out of my autistic phase and left MLP behind (for the most part).
As it stands, I still have an account on Fimfiction.net, and am tracking some stories.
Everything else I don't keep up with anymore.
The only good things that came out of the fandom would be some fanfiction and multiple animations.

Jitters is only mentally ill when it's convenient for him. I wouldn't flat out deny that he has mental problems, but in my experience checking up on him, it's only a thing he uses for attention, if he needs an excuse to be an asshole, or a cheap tactic he uses to give his childish edgelord stories and dubious fetishes more credibility.

But yeah. There is a reason this thread is pretty slow - All he's really been doing is whining, complaining and begging for rimjobs on his epic skillz as he avoids responsibility in his personal life for the past few years, lol. You haven't really missed much, tbh.

 

[That Dumb Derp]

Back when I was still a fan of the guy, I remembered him saying that he himself had to rewrite the ED page, because it was just filled with lazy jew jokes. But this was years ago.

...I mean... it puts things into a very weird perspective if both the things on there are correct and if he actually DID rewrite the ED page.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

Back when I was still a fan of the guy, I remembered him saying that he himself had to rewrite the ED page, because it was just filled with lazy jew jokes. But this was years ago.

...I mean... it puts things into a very weird perspective if both the things on there are correct and if he actually DID rewrite the ED page.

The page has probably been edited since then, but a part of me has some heavy doubts that he actually did - I think he said that to show how not-furious he was, lol. But if he actually did, I wish I could have a gander at what he wrote - He has a long track record of being completely unable to admit any faults, so he probably shit all over it trying to pat his own ass, lmao.

And today, Jitters is having another one of his "You're a horrible person if you love my Derpy blog" meltdowns.

http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/post/177123139314/did-the-series-stop-it-been-a-year-now-please-make

http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/post/177137218579/how-people-are-still-this-obsessive-about-derpdoc

You'd think that he'd be used to brony autism by now, and just ignore questions like these, but he never fails to throw a giant shitfit when asked about Lovestruck Derpy.

 

[Neonspur]

I'm surprised noone mentioned his blow up with bedeviled derpy's artist that he hired to churn out horse cum when she was 13?

•BABY ♡ BUNNY• — Bedeviled-derpy will be moving from this blog

archived 13 Jun 2019 19:36:02 UTC

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This was posted a few hours before he deleted it, apparently his kid fucking kink wasn't restricted to foals lmao?? It didn't stop him from crying about his reputation being ruined though.
What a fucking creep.

 

[PatrickzGoneWild]

I'm surprised noone mentioned his blow up with bedeviled derpy's artist that he hired to churn out horse cum when she was 13?View attachment 799120View attachment 799123View attachment 799127

•BABY ♡ BUNNY• — Bedeviled-derpy will be moving from this blog

archived 13 Jun 2019 19:36:02 UTC

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This was posted a few hours before he deleted it, apparently his kid fucking kink wasn't restricted to foals lmao?? It didn't stop him from crying about his reputation being ruined though.
What a fucking creep.

No one mentioned it, because I don't think anyone around here really knew. Great find, cuz. Truthfully, I only casually follow his blog for the occasional lulz, so if you've more information on the Bedeviled Derpy incident or anything else related to his pedo tendencies, it'd definitely make this thread a lot more interesting.

And speaking of interesting. I can't say I'm in the know of what's going on with him right now, but going by one of his routine chimp outs on his blog, it sounds as though there's more trouble in paradise on the pedo front, and I'm madly curious to know what exactly sparked it. Kiwis are great diggers, so while I'm fully aware that asking around here is a shot in the dark, I don't see the harm in it.

^ None of this is anything particularly new with him. He's been sperging about plans to put a sympathetic pedophile character/moral in My Magic Grandpa for as long as that idea's been a thing, and he's almost compulsive in doing do, despite the fact that he KNOWS it never goes over well when he does. It's so friggin; gross and creepy that he always frames himself as this protector and advocate for child rape victims, because fancying yourself as a friend to kids is straight out of the pedophile playbook.

However, a friend did suggest that whatever has him so triggered may be somehow related to the Bedeviled Derpy debacle. While I find that unlikely, it's not unheard of for lolcows to obsess over past dramas and fall outs years after the fact, so who even knows. He's being purposely vague, because he knows that he's in the wrong here and telling us what actually happened would make him look the creep he actually is, but either way, all he's doing is needlessly drawing attention to it and making me madly curious.

 

[Ehndgren]

I'd assume this is what's gotten him so riled up

https://twitter.com/cyamallo/status/1144273050713624576

https://twitter.com/fraidnotbuddy/status/1145420455982981120

https://twitter.com/Noone38552000/status/1145814203695009792